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Monday edition - May 29, 2006
Inspired by Grant Gerver - Shot Off the Press
I hope that this will be Bush's last Memorial Day as president. Our troops deserve better.
President Truman Bush, I've just got to ask: if you fancy yourself to be like President Harry Truman, why is it the buck never stops at YOU, pal? -- Grant Gerver - Shot Off the Press
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Dozens Killed in Iraq Violence Washington Post, 2 kidnapped Pakistanis killed in Iraq: TV report Xinhua, China CBS Cameraman, Soundman Killed in Iraq Washington Post Traffic accident sets off anti-American riots in Kabul International Herald Tribune, France AP blog: Heat, security snarl Iraq traffic San Jose Mercury News, USA
Florida Governor's Race
All the major gubernatorial candidates are honoring Memorial Day, but only one - Republican Chief Financial Officer Tom Gallagher - actually served in the military. Gallagher served in the Presidential Honor Guard in the U.S. Army.
Visualize Bush, Cheney, Rove, & Rumsfeld strapped to polygraph machines on live national TV, and WE'RE asking ALL the questions. -- Grant Gerver - Shot Off the Press
Disturbing News
Newt Endorses Jeb
His brother's approval ratings are in the
cellar, and that whole dynasty thing doesn't help. But don't underestimate
Jeb Bush's prospects as a future presidential contender, says former U.S.
House Speaker Newt Gingrich. Republican Shenanigans
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When are the plebeians going to realize that we patricians only want what's best? -- Zing!
Katherine Harris - Telemarkets Herself
The telephone rang during dinner a few nights
ago. Against my better judgment, I answered, and -- sure enough -- I
regretted it immediately. Katherine Harris was on the line.
"The president of Mexico has arrived in the U.S., thanks to some nifty fence climbing. ... I thought this was encouraging. He offered to take President Bush's job for $3 an hour cash." --David Letterman
Rock-The-Voter News
But there is a bright side to this for Ken Lay. Through the years, he has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now he will be able to meet those same people when he goes to prison. It will be a reunion. -- Jay Leno
Good News
George Bush is the Ken Lay of presidents. -- Grant Gerver - Shot Off the Press
The United States Navy's Blue Angels zoom over the beach in formation at Jones Beach State Park during the New York Air Show on Memorial Day weekend. -- Photographer: Richard Slattery
Biz-Tech News
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Kissinger Konfessions
Henry Kissinger quietly acknowledged to China in 1972 that Washington could accept a communist takeover of South Vietnam if that evolved after a withdrawal of U.S. troops — even as the war to drive back the communists dragged on with mounting deaths.
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
"The Federal Trade Commission has ruled that oil companies are not gouging customers. They say, technically, they're screwing customers." --David Letterman
Did you have a good time today? US Mail: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Parade of lanterns : A couple look at the longest ancient mythical dragon lantern as they visit the Asia Lantern Carnival in the rain in Kuala Lumpur. (Photo Teh Eng Koon)
Peace.
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