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Friday edition - July 22, 2011
Maria has had a horrible set of circumstances thrown in her lap. I hope she and her son are OK. Arnold, not so much.
"Thank
you, Arnold Schwarzenegger for starring in an upcoming western 'The Last Stand.'
It’ll probably be good for you to shoot some blanks for awhile." –Jimmy
Fallon
"Rupert
Murdoch said yesterday at the House of Commons that he was shocked, appalled,
and ashamed. So apparently he watches Fox News, too." –Jay Leno The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Osama
Lady Justice Must Be On Crack
Marietta mother Raquel
Nelson--who lost her 4-year-old son when a car ran into him as she was headed
home from the bus stop with her three children--may
face up to two and half years in prison for jaywalking. "The
city of London has fined President Obama for the traffic he caused while
visiting back in May. Which raises the question, 'Are there any countries we
don't owe money to?'" –Jimmy Fallon
Republican Shenanigans I'll Believe It When I See it: Veteran Republicans Keeping Options Open on Debt
The House's rabble-rousing Republican freshmen and tea partyers have loudly refused to cut a deal as the GOP battles President Barack Obama over the government's debt. Yet when it's time for John Boehner to hunt votes for whatever accord he reaches with the White House, the House speaker will have a large pool of veteran GOP lawmakers to target.
"Sarah
Palin's son Track and his wife are having a baby. They haven't picked a name
yet, but they do know it will be a verb." –Conan O'Brien
Is Another Shoe About To Drop?
A British
lawmaker said Friday he will ask police to investigate a claim contradicting
James Murdoch's testimony he was not aware of evidence that the eavesdropping at
one of his newspapers went beyond a jailed rogue reporter.
It’s
very hot in most of the country. It’s like we’re trapped in the “Jersey Shore”
hot tub and can’t escape. - Jimmy Kimmel
Rock-The-Voter News Immigration: Obama Versus Bush
Huge increases in
deportations of people after they were arrested for breaking traffic or
immigration laws or driving drunk helped the Obama administration set a record
last year for the number of criminal immigrants forced to leave the country,
documents show.
It’s
been sunny and cool in Southern California, just in case you needed another
reason to hate us.- Jimmy Kimmel
Business News
What If We Had a GOP Prez, and Dems Holding The Debt Ceiling Hostage?
"Here is
your federal government at work – the FAA has ordered a helicopter pilot who
runs his own one-pilot charter company. It's his company, he's the only pilot.
They've ordered him to give himself random surprise drug tests. He has to
surprise himself with a drug test. They only way you can do that is if you are
on drugs." –Jay Leno I love cold hard cash, don't you?
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Odd News
This artist rendering provided by Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX), shows Space Exploration Technology's new rocket Falcon Heavy. On Elon Musk, CEO and chief rocket designer of (SpaceX) unveiled plans to launch the world's most powerful rocket since man went to the moon. I wish you all a peaceful weekend. |
