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Thursday edition - September 7, 2006
Maybe we can put Bush in one of those secret CIA prisons.
When two Fox News journalists were released by their Hamas kidnappers, I was shocked: Fox News has journalists?!-- Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Degrees of Torture
The GOP is once again
divided over how the nation should treat its most dangerous terror suspects,
setting up a showdown in Congress just weeks away from elections
when all members will try to sell themselves as tough on terror.
"Some good news today on the war on terror. We have captured al Qaeda's No. 2 man--for the 47th time. See, our systems are so different. Over there, al Qaeda's No. 2 man is always getting captured and shot. Here, our No. 2 guy is the guy doing the shooting." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
A week after asserting
that "[i]t would be a shame" if incoming CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric
were "hit by one of these buses" in New York City bearing advertisements for
Couric's CBS debut, Rush Limbaugh stated, on the September 5 edition of his
nationally syndicated radio show, that he had taped a "Free Speech" segment for
Couric's show scheduled to
air on September 7
Republican Shenanigans
Rush Limbaugh Must Be Ecstatic
People taking Oxycontin, codeine and other powerful painkillers for chronic pain could get a 90-day supply, under a proposal Wednesday that would let patients avoid repeated doctor visits to get more than 30-day prescriptions.
"Al Qaeda has released another video. This is rather strange. It features a 28-year-old American named Adam Pearlman from Orange County, California. Who is in al Qaeda? How crazy is that? Finally, an American takes a job away from somebody overseas, and it's in al Qaeda." --Jay Leno
Subject: Argus Hamilton
Hi Lisa,
I did enjoy my vacation -- thanks for asking! I will be In Costa Rica till the end of the month taking care of medical, dental and rentals.
I started running Argus Hamilton because of a lack of one liners from the above mentioned during their recent vacations. It's hard, hard work finding current political humor on the net!
Does anyone else feel the same as Ken?
Googling News Articles
Google expanded its
controversial Google News service yesterday, adding an archive of articles
spanning more than 200 years, including stories from the Guardian, Washington
Post and New York Times. Bush Does New Orleans
Washington DC Water Quality
Scientists suspect that
the development of
hermaphrodite fish is linked to estrogen-like chemicals in the Washington
D.C. water that are wreaking havoc on fish hormones.
Biz/Tech News
Conrad Burns -- Taxi Terrorists? - Senator Burns latest comments comparing taxi drivers to terrorists Iraq Bans News The Iraqi government on Thursday ordered Arabic satellite network Al-Arabiya to shut down its Baghdad operations for one month, state television reported. Al-Arabiya said Iraqi police later arrived at its offices to enforce the order. ..A statement by al-Maliki's office cited news reports that "capitalize on the footage of victims of terrorist attacks." He called on media outlets to "respect the dignity of human beings and not to fall in the trap set up by terrorist groups who want to petrify the Iraqi people."
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Because, no matter what happens, we'll always be Americans. Nothing can ever change that. Because even if women here had to start wearing burkhas, believe me, they would find a way to write the word "Juicy" on their ass. - Bill Maher
Go-F***-Yourself News
Here's some good news for workers, the unemployment rate dropped to just 4.7% -- one of the lowest rates in the world. In fact, the only one who lost their job last month was Pluto -- Jay Leno
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Odd News
Two ending pictures for your pleasure today.
I took this picture around 7am this morning after taking a walk along the coastline here in Playa Junquillal, Costa Rica. This cliff view is about 80 feet high. Photo by AHNC
Surf's up! This is looking directly west at the Pacific Ocean.Photo AHNC
Peace.
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