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Thursday edition - June 12, 2008
"Barack Obama said his differences with Hillary Clinton are, 'infinitesimal, tiny, minute, trivial and inconsequential.' That's what he said, yeah. When he heard this, President Bush said, 'That guy knows way too many words to be president.'" --Conan O'Brien
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"You know,
I'll tell you, things are not good. The price of oil doubled in less than a
year. Home foreclosures are at a record high. Unemployment is surging. But
yesterday we saw a ray of hope. President Bush left the country. So maybe things
will get better." --Jay Leno What Do Cuba, China and Florida Have In Common?
With gas
topping $4 a gallon, some Republicans are pointing to Cuba once again to bolster
their case that the U.S. should be drilling along Florida's coastline.
Disturbing News
"You know,
I don't want to say the oil companies are screwing people, but full service now
includes KY Jelly." --Jay Leno
We're Still Not Taking Care Of Our Veterans
Jack Alderson
was ordered never to talk about the secret weapons tests he helped conduct in
the Pacific during the 1960s. He kept quiet for decades.
Subject: McCain quotes
Lisa, John McCain's judgment and experience that only comes
with age:
Jack in NV
Republican-Shenanigans News
"And you may have heard, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is being called a hero. He saved a man's life over the weekend, really, by performing the Heimlich maneuver. Saved a man from choking. And in a related story, Senator Larry Craig performed the Heimlich maneuver on three men, none of whom were choking" --Jay Leno
Republicans Hacked By China?
Two U.S. lawmakers who have been key critics of China say computers in their congressional offices suffered cyber attacks, apparently originating from China, compromising sensitive information.
Rock-The-Voter News
"Well, the
good news is Hillary is on Barack Obama's list for potential vice presidents.
Yeah. The bad news, she's just a little bit below the Reverend Wright." --Jay
Leno
Biz-Tech News
"Well, according to the most recent survey, 14% of the people believe that we will see $5 a gallon gas by the end of the year. $5 a gallon. The other 86% think we'll see it by the end of the week." --Jay Leno
"Saudi Arabia announced they will call a meeting of all the OPEC nations and promised to crack down on the high gas prices. Well, let's hope it's as successful as the Saudi crackdown on terrorism." --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News Bush Misinterprets the Constitution Once Again
The Supreme Court ruled
Thursday that foreign terrorism suspects held at Guantanamo Bay
have rights under the Constitution to challenge their detention in U.S. civilian
courts.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
This photo
provided by the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato, Italy, Wednesday, shows a
deer with a single horn in the center of its head. The one-year-old Roe Deer -
nicknamed 'Unicorn'' - was born in captivity in the research center's park in
the Tuscan town of Prato, near Florence, Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center
of Natural Sciences, said. He is believed to have been born with a genetic flaw;
his twin has two horns.
Peace.
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