Thank God, McCain and Palin weren't elected.
"But this guy, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, I mean, he claims victory and he is very unpopular. And the danger politically of this, he could ruin the political career of his brother, Jeb Ahmadinejad." --David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam WTF? As the Obama administration ramps up the Drug Enforcement Administration's presence in Afghanistan , some special-agent pilots contend that they're being illegally forced to go to a combat zone, while others who've volunteered say they're not being properly equipped.
Disturbing News American Exports
Ships from Miami steam into Jamaica's main harbor loaded with TV sets and blue jeans. But some of the most popular U.S. imports never appear on the manifests: handguns, rifles and bullets that stoke one of the world's highest murder rates.
"But I
thought this was nice. When he heard Hillary broke her elbow, Rush Limbaugh sent
over some painkillers. So she's going to be fine." --David Letterman
How's Joe Scarborough's Book Doing? The Last Best Hope: Restoring Conservatism and America's Promise
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #341 in Books
Barnes&Noble Sales Rank: 536
NEW YORK TIMES Best Seller List #7 ????
Joe Scarborough Conservative Bashing Book Tour Flops Bigtime NewsBusters
So, which is it?
Thanks to Larry for the great graphic!
Republican-Shenanigans News
"Here's fascinating news. Dick Cheney, do you remember Dick Cheney? Dick 'Boom Boom' Cheney. His approval rating is up to 26%, up to 26%. Yeah, crazy, isn't it? He's been upgraded from hated to unpopular." --David Letterman
The Froomkin firing
....Here’s how I see things: many people in the news media, especially at the managerial level, decided a long time ago that movement conservatism was The Future — and that the sensible thing, whether or not you yourself were a conservative, was to go with the wave. That meant treating right-wing politicians and media figures with great respect, while ridiculing the opposition
Rock-The-Voter News
Bachmann Boasts About Breaking The Law: I’m Refusing To Fill Out The Census
"Not such
a great day for Hillary Clinton. She fell down, broke her elbow. You know, Fox
News is going to be all over this story. This proves the Democrats are weak.
Reagan fell over 10 times, didn't even break his hair." --Craig Ferguson
Being Sarah Palin
Alaska Gov.
Sarah Palin says her political enemies are abusing state law with a flurry of
frivolous ethics complaints against her,
putting her more than $500,000 in legal debt.
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Biz-Tech News
"In his
speech yesterday, former President George W. Bush attacked President Obama's
policies on anti-terrorism, healthcare, and the economy. Then Bush spent the
next 20 minutes trying to kill a fly." --Jimmy Fallon
Ground the Airbus?
Since entering
service in 1974 with many technological innovations, such as computerized
fly-by-wire control systems, user-friendly cockpits, and extended use of
composite materials, 5,717 aircraft have been manufactured by Airbus, an
European aerospace company. More than 5,100 Airbuses remain in service.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"I'm not surprised that Dick Cheney's approval rating has really soared, really skyrocketed, up to 26%. Because you know, he gave people what they wanted. He left office." --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
PBS’s
board of directors has voted to phase out religious programming. But they still
plan to pass the collection plate every couple of months.
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
An albino
baby turtle swims with green sea babies turtle in a pond at Khram island, about
30 km from Pattaya, east of Bangkok June 17, 2009. Special care is given to
around 15,000 green and hawksbill baby turtles hatched and housed at the navy's
conservation center each year. Once the baby turtles' shells are big and strong
enough to protect them from various predators at about six-months-old the young
turtles are released to the sea.
Peace.
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