Thursday edition - April 6, 2006

Libby: Bush Authorized Plamegate Leak
The Smoking Gun - 4-6-06
A former top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney told a federal grand jury that President George W. Bush authorized him to leak information from a classified intelligence report to a New York Times reporter...

New Court Filing: Libby Got OK from Bush to Leak to Miller
Editor & Publisher - 4-6-06
... classified. However, according Libby, Cheney subsequently said he received an okay for the release directly from Bush. "Defendant ...

CIA Leak Judge Says No to Secret Arguments
Houston Chronicle, United States - 4-6-06
A federal judge in the CIA leak case set limits on the ability of Vice President Dick Cheney's former chief of staff to challenge prosecutors who are reluctant to provide classified information to the defendant.


Was Bush out of the loop or just looped?



"President Bush is a huge baseball fan. Did you know he once wanted to be a professional baseball player? He just didn't have the ability. Luckily, that's not a requirement to be president." --Jay Leno


Bush Administration Reverses Theory of Evolution





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Never Ending Spying


A high-ranking Pentagon official has been snooping around Hillary and Bill Clinton's personal financial records, The Post has learned.
The Defense Department big shot recently scoured Sen. Clinton personal financial filings - which are required by Senate rules and publicly available.

The records contain information about her investments and debts,
including ex-president hubby Bill Clinton's income and speaking fees.



"I'm going to miss him, too. Another classy move from a classy guy. The man who stood tall even as his staffers dropped like laundered nickels from an Indian casino slot machine. ... He's doing it right folks -- going out at the top of his game in the middle of a criminal investigation." --Stephen Colbert, on Tom DeLay




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Disturbing News



"Indicted former Republican majority leader Tom DeLay announced he is resigning from Congress and he will not run for re-election. People were shocked. A Republican with an exit plan? ... They say this will be the first time Tom DeLay actually takes a vacation he pays for himself." --Jay Leno


Republican Shenanigans


How do you pay off a $60,000,000,000,000 debt? With the Rapture, silly. -- Grant Gerver






Rock-The-Voter News



John McCain, what on Earth's come over you, man? I'm thinkin' senility. -- Grant Gerver




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Biz-Tech News



"A new study involving 1800 patients and six major hospitals failed to prove the healing power of prayer. They said prayer does not work in healing. There goes the Republican health care plan." --Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F*ck-Yourself News

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Odd News





A nurse is holding a gorilla's hand before her surgery. Photo by William West