Wednesday edition - September 17, 2008
By AHNC viewer Susan S!
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5 legislators sue to end inquiry into Palin firing safety
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"Did you
see the Sarah Palin interview on ABC? This state trooper from Alaska says that
Palin lied in the interview. She lied on national television. I’d say someone's
ready for the White House!" --Craig Ferguson
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Twin Car Bombs Kill 8 in Iraq Voice of America
Gates Apologizes for Afghan Deaths New York Times
France wants Europe to lift Afghan troop restrictions Reuters
Russia harshly criticizes NATO visit to Georgia The Associated Press
Meanwhile Back In Yemen
Islamist militants are
claiming responsibility for a
car bomb explosion
outside the U.S. Embassy in Yemen's capital, Sanaa, that has killed at least 16
people.
They interviewed Sarah Palin’s father. And Sarah Palin’s father says that they shoot 90 percent of the meat their family eats. Yeah, the other 10 percent, they hit with their pickup truck. - Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
Galveston evacuees get short-lived chance to look, weep
We're all POW's: Prisoners Of Washington - Grant Gerver, comedy writer
It's Sexism When You Question a GOP Woman!!
In a war of words
reminiscent of Vice President Dan Quayle taking on television character Murphy
Brown in the 1992 presidential election,
John McCain’s camp is slamming
Tina Fey’s impersonation of Governor Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live,” while
Cindy McCain is calling out the ladies of “The View.”...McCain advisor Carly
Fiorina told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell on Monday. “I think that continues the line
of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes I would say sexist.”
"This
weekend, Karl Rove said John McCain's attack ads have gone too far. When Karl
Rove says you've gone too far, that's like Mel Gibson saying you’ve had too much
to drink." --Craig Ferguson
Republican-Shenanigans News
Republicans move to deny homeless votes, Democrats claim Telegraph.co.uk, United Kingdom
FBI director seeks outside review of anthrax investigation CNN
Biden Labels McCain Attacks As "Republican Garbage" CBS News
Both campaigns
use phony ads to drive message
Sarah Palin's History of Indifference to Sexual Assault
Obama Charged 30 Grand to See Obama and Streisand, McCain Charged 50 Grand to see McCain
Senator McCain raised an
impressive 5.1 million dollars at his own fundraising dinner late Monday in
Florida, the Republican's campaign said.
Supporters paid 50,000 dollars a ticket to attend the buffet dinner in
Miami's InterContinental hotel, taking McCain's total fundraising in Florida to
date to 26.2 million dollars.
"Sarah
Palin is going from an interview with Gibson on ABC to one with Sean Hannity on
Fox. Woo! That should be hard-hitting! It's like going from hard ball to
t-ball!" --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama campaign sues Michigan GOP over alleged voter scheme McClatchy Newspapers
Obama buys 2-minute commercial on economy The Associated Press
Women's rights groups endorse Obama for president
Biden: Sick and tired of Republican garbage
Obama picks up about $9 million in Hollywood
Obama proposes $5-billion fund to restore Great Lakes Detroit Free Press
Clinton blindsided by scheduled event with Palin The Associated Press
Detroit mayor's name replaced on zoo water tower The Associated Press
Make Out Prank During Live CNN Breaking News Report
More Of The Same Bush Politics: Answer No Questions
GOP vice presidential
candidate
Sarah Palin is effectively turning over questions about her record as Alaska's
governor to John McCain's political campaign, part of an ambitious
Republican strategy to limit any embarrassing disclosures and carefully shape
her image for voters in the rest of the country.
"I predict that Senator Obama will win and win handily. ... You can take it from the president of the United States. He knows a little something about politics" - President Bill Clinton
"Experts
say we're going through what's known as a lock, stock and barrel financial
phase. You know what that is, and how that works? People are locked out of their
homes, their stocks are worthless, and the oil companies have us over a barrel.
That's how it works." --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Wall Street fears push oil below $90 a barrel Business Day, South Africa
House Adopts Plan to Ease Offshore Drilling Ban
AIG gets Fed rescue in form of $85 billion loan
UK Stocks Rebound, Led by Insurers on AIG; Barclays Advances Bloomberg
FHFA Appoints New Fannie and Freddie Chairmen Washington Post
Tesla to build electric-car factory in San Jose
Microsoft Releases Internal Security Tools, Methods
"Both presidential candidates reacted to the market turmoil today. Barack Obama laid out a detailed five-part plan, but John McCain's plan is much simpler. He’s just going to have his wife fix it." --Craig Ferguson
That’s why they’re called brokers. After they take your money, you’re broker. You see? - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Canadian's Guantanamo trial delayed until November 10
"Well, in the Gibson interview, a lot of people thought Charlie Gibson was unfair to her, thought he was talking down to [Sarah Palin]. That was one of the comments. Like when he asked about the so-called Bush doctrine? Most people are not familiar with the Bush doctrine, right?. Well, we are. Well, we are, we know it by it's other name, Murphy's Law." --Jay Leno
But John McCain’s campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, “until reporters can address her with respect and deference.” Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen? - Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
New limits on snowmobiles -- what will Dick Cheney and Todd Palin do? Los Angeles Times
Congress codifies protection for ex-Veeps The Associated Press
Freedom of Baggy Pants Preserved
A Florida judge has deemed unconstitutional a law banning baggy pants that show off the wearer's underwear, local media reported Tuesday.
Name That Toon Winners!
FOLLOW US TO THE GATES OF HELL - Chris
Two wrongs don't make a right - Jonathan
Caption Finalists
“...because you can’t handle the truth”
“Change you can dis-believe in”
“There really are monsters, aren’t there?” - Gordon
No, really, who'd he choose? - Anita
Why not,,how much Worse can it get? - Rick
You may think we're McDifferent but we're McCain't _Pudgeboy
Their God says "Lying is NOT
A SIN". - Connie
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Odd News
Tony Blair to appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart guardian.co.uk
Stephen Colbert planning Christmas musical special New York Daily News
Missing Teacher Is Found, Alive, Floating in New York Bay New York Times
He Pingping
from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits
underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they
pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with
primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at
74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World
Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length.
Photo/Sang Tan
Peace.