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Moanday edition - June 27, 2011
President Obama announced the beginning of withdrawal of troops from
Afghanistan. He said last night, “We can’t stay there indefinitely.” You think
our troops in Korea are going, “HELLO, we’ve been here for 60 years.”
Panetta: From the CIA to the Pentagon.
The Senate on Tuesday unanimously approved the nomination of Leon Panetta to be the next Pentagon chief, handing him a crowded agenda of overseeing the drawdown of U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, tamping down congressional unrest over the Libyan conflict and cutting the budget.
information for the folks watching at home: Our entire studio audience tonight
is all people who used to work for Newt Gingrich.- Jay Leno
Sore Loser Alaskan Bites Himself On Ass
Joe Miller must reimburse Alaska more than $17,000 in legal fees and costs
incurred during his fight to overturn Lisa Murkowski's write-in victory, a state
judge ruled on Friday.
According to reports, poor financial decisions with a Chicago brokerage firm
cost Al-Qaida over $20 million in investments. Why are we risking the lives of
our Navy SEALs? Send in Bernie Madoff. He will take care of these people. In
five minutes they will be broke.- Jimmy Fallon
New York, New York
Many obstacles still lie ahead for supporters of same-sex marriage, and eventually they will need Congress or the Supreme Court to embrace their goal. For the moment, though, they are jubilantly channeling the lyrics of "New York, New York."
Sarah Palin is denying reports that her bus tour is canceled, and says it will
resume "when the time comes." So there you go, everyone — it’s not canceled, she
just stopped doing it and has no specific plans to start again.-
preschooler can't sleep —
turn off the violence and nighttime TV.
Last week the Bank of
China published a report entitled "How corrupt officials transfer assets
overseas, and a study of monitoring." The report quoted statistics based on
research by the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences. Since 1990, the number of
Communist Party and government officials, public security members, judicial
cadres, agents of State institutions, and senior management
figures of state-owned enterprises fleeing China has reached nearly 18,000. Also
missing is about 800 billion yuan (more than $120 billion).
Late Show Top Ten
from David Letterman
Hallelujah and Praise The Booty
You can now sleep soundly:
Kim Kardashian’s giant backside is all natural.
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Yoda greets fans following her victory at the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Contest on Friday, June 24, 2011, in Petaluma, Calif. A a 14-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix, Yoda took home $1000 and a plethora of pet perks during the event at the Sonoma-Marin Fair. Photo/Noah Berger
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