Tuesday edition - January 12, 2010
Palin to join Fox News team
Sen. Harry Reid's stumble: Dumb? Yes. But racist? No.
New Jersey legislature approves medical marijuana bill
I wonder if Fox inserted a no-quit clause in their contract with Sarah Palin.
Obama on Tuesday met with the heads of all 16 intelligence agencies try to
correct the intelligence failures surrounding the Christmas day bombing attempt.
Unfortunately, two of the agencies were late and the CIA locked their keys in
the car." -Seth Meyers
North Korea’s Kim: ‘I Don’t Understand Why There’s a Sarah Palin’
By Don Davis
Bush and Blair, War Criminals?
The 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq lacked legitimacy under international law, an independent commission probing Dutch political support for the still controversial action said Tuesday....Last month, a former UN weapons inspector said former US president George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair shared a conviction that Hussein was a threat, blinding them to the lack of evidence justifying war and causing them to mislead the public.
Fox: Palin's Appearances to be Simulcast in English
Huffington Post (blog)- Borowitz Reprot
Friday, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Nigerian man who ignited his underpants
in a failed attempt to blow up a jet landing in Detroit, plead not guilty to six
federal charges, while his testicles pled guilty in absentia." -Seth Meyers
Washed Up Elephants
"Out-of-work politicians are
increasingly using television and radio to stay on the political radar and keep
their options open, which is one reason that former Arkansas governor Mike
an also-ran in the 2008 White House race and possible 2012 contender, is now
hosting a weekend show, also on Fox," Kurtz adds.
News, Ann Coulter said she's against body scans at the airport because
terrorists will still be able to hide explosives in their anus. So finally Ann
Coulter is speaking on a topic she knows something about." –Jay Leno
Trent Lott Comes to the Defense of Harry Reid
By Don Davis
folks know anything about the Skull And Bones society? It's like a fraternal
organization, at Yale University. Well, they're auctioning off a human skull.
And I was thinking about this. I believe this is the first empty skull to come
out of Yale, well, I think since George W. Bush, actually." –David Letterman
The Calm Before the Storm
Sarah Palin believed
that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in 2008 because of "God's
plan," according to a top political strategist in the Arizona Republican's
In an interview with the CBS news magazine "60 Minutes," Steve Schmidt described Palin as "very calm - nonplussed" after McCain met with her at his Arizona ranch just before putting her on the Republican ticket.
"It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news"- Sarah Palin
What State's Rights?
The US Supreme Court on Monday blocked the live transmission via YouTube of a trial on a gay marriage ban in California until Wednesday to give it time to consider the matter.
to the New York Post, White House Budget Director Peter Orszag announced his
engagement to an ABC News reporter six weeks after his ex-girlfriend gave birth
to his baby. And of course, people were shocked. 'The White House has a budget
director?'" -Jay Leno
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Oil slides as US weather warms CNNMoney.com
story about the 23-year-old Nigerian man, who put the explosives in his
underpants still continues to dominate the news. Boy that shows you how time can
change, you know? When I was 23, the only thing I ever put in my underpants was
a rolled up sock." –Jay Leno
Intelligence Agencies To Hire Spelling Bee Champs in Fight Against Terrorism
By Don Davis
reading a book about Osama bin Laden, and it was written by his son, and
according to the son, in the book about his father, the kid claims Osama bin
Laden was a cruel parent. Gosh, you think you know somebody. But the book is
written by bin Laden's dumb son, Osama W. bin Laden." –David Letterman
China to Switzerland: Do Not to Resettle Guantanamo Uighurs Voice of America
annual list of the most admired men in the world came out today. Bill Clinton
and Tiger Woods are tied. I wonder what those two would have in common."
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