Monday edition - June 15, 2009


Feud continues between Palin supporters and Letterman
KTUU - ‎6-15-09
Sarah Palin and talk show host David Letterman. The Web site "Conservatives 4 Palin" says it's holding an anti-Letterman protest in New York on Tuesday...


Palin continues to blast Letterman over jokes
Newsday - ‎6-13-09
Sarah Palin watches the Tampa Bay Rays play against the New York Yankees Sunday at Yankee Stadium...

Things You Didn't Know: Levi Johnston Is "Half-Mexican," Possibly Fatherless
Gawker - ‎Jun 13, 2009‎
"Nice guy.Very shy and quiet. Loves moose hunting. Told me he's a half Mexican! Whoa." Woah, indeed. We're not going to imply that Sarah Palin's family - who reportedly gave daughter Bristol a car to breakup with Levi...


Sarah Palin needs to work on her social skills and she could start by apologizing to the nation for insulting our intelligence.



Well, it’s been a busy week here on the late show. Earlier in the week, I made some jokes that upset Sarah Palin. And I was telling jokes about her family and stuff. She got really upset. And I think everything’s fine now. I think everything’s going to be great because she called today and offered to take me hunting.- David Letterman



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

See Dad. See Dad Fish. Fish, Dad, Fish. by George W. Bush


Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We'd go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of fishing from watching him. Dad's a good hunter, too, and one Christmas he gave me a shotgun, a .410. I would go with him to Louisiana to shoot ducks. Those are fond memories.



Venezuela has banned the sale of Coke Zero, because of unspecified health risks. Still not banned in Venezuela: actual coke.- Jimmy Fallon




I almost didn't post this phototoon I created because I thought it too wordy. But I hate to waste pixels.


Poor Sarah Palin, she's a Wasilla Hillbilly and she doesn't know it.



Disturbing News


Some controversy today surrounding Miss California, Carrie Prejean. She’s the one who said she was against same-sex marriage. Some wanted her to be stripped of her title because of it, but Donald Trump, who owns the pageant, said no, she’s entitled to her opinion and she’ll remain Miss California. Well, today he fired her, which is what he does, I guess. My money says she’s a Fox News anchor by the … by now. By right now.- Jimmy Kimmel



Most Israelis Want To Bomb Iran


Some 52 percent of Israelis say the country should bomb Iran's nuclear reactor, while 35 percent are against, the poll found. The margin of error in the poll of Israelis is 4.5 percentage points.

Palestinians are somewhat more evenly divided, with 43 percent saying a nuclear Iran would be good for the Arab world and 33 percent saying it would be bad




Republican-Shenanigans News


The Pretty and The Stink
By: Hubert Wilson

Really only workin' both sides of the commitment fence!
Implausible prevaricatin' pretense.
Cahoots secretly with Elsa Murano.
Kinda like a double crossin' Aggie 'Soprano'.
Yep, ol' Eddie Joe had to go!

Pretty Boy was all aglow!
Excited about havin' his name on the Ag Life Science Buildin'.
Regurgitatin' still again deceivin' verbal gildin'.
Riled across Aggieland as they began to chant -
Yieldin' to his name only on an animal waste treatment plant!



 Karl Rove called Maureen Dowd of The New York Times a “bitter, twisted, deranged columnist” and a “dour, downbeat liberal” and - more - a “nasty, snarky person.” Hey, get a room. - Jimmy Fallon


Limbaugh claims "exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system"




A Southerner To Save The GOP?



If the Republican Party is in danger of being marginalized as a conservative, white male Southern enclave, is Haley Barbour — the longtime Washington power broker and current Mississippi governor — the best person to turn things around?

Many rank-and-file Republicans and party leaders say yes, as the 61-year-old Barbour prepares to ramp up his national profile this month with back-to-back trips to the early presidential voting states of Iowa and New Hampshire.

Rock-The-Voter News



A top Republican is angry that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an elite private group. The top Republican’s angry, and so is everyone at his country club.- Conan O'Brien



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Poppy Bush Says No Racist Name Calling, Willie Horton Agrees!



Former President George H.W. Bush, who put Sonia Sotomayor on the federal bench, has decried name-calling and smears directed at President Barack Obama's nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court.

It is "not right" to call Sotomayor, the first Hispanic nominee to the high court, a racist, Bush told CNN.





"President Obama is proposing a new national healthcare plan that's both inexpensive and accessible. He's calling it Have Your Surgery In Mexico." --Jimmy Fallon



Lest we forget …

the moronic behavior of the past President who so seriously harmed our nation, All Hat No Cattle now offers a different notable quotation from George W. Bush each week.

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008



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Biz-Tech News



No One Wants Alabama Bonds


Alabama finance officials are puzzling over why no bidders showed up for a debt offering by the Alabama Public School and College Authority, forcing organizers to scuttle the deal.



Big science news. A new element will be added to the periodic table. It’s the heaviest element in the table. It’s called ununbium, which is Latin for “thigh of Rush Limbaugh.”- Jimmy Fallon




Bush-Prison-Torture News

From Gitmo to Bermuda


It was time for a Uighur walkabout.

After days of relaxing, the four released Guantanamo Bay detainees stepped into the Bermuda sunshine Sunday and started getting to know the locals.

The Muslims from China spent their fourth day of freedom walking around historic St. George's with their two minders and a translator.


This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don’t get too excited. It’s mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.- Jimmy Fallon



Go-F**k-Yourself News


"Boy, here's a story that won't go away. Miss California - remember Miss California? Got herself in a lot of trouble, shooting her mouth off. Gee, I wonder what that's like." --David Letterman




"And with all this going on, did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher


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In this image provided by Purina, Dozer of San Diego competes in the Surf Dog Competition of the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge at Dog Beach in San Diego, Calif. on Friday, June 12, 2009. Dozer took third place.
Photo/Purina, Gus Ruelas





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