Wednesday edition - May 20, 2009

 

 

Steele comes out against 'Democrat Socialist' resolution
CNN Political Ticker - ‎5-20-09
Asked on Tuesday if he supports the effort to re-brand Democrats as socialists, Steele said, "No, I am not. I am not for that at all..

 

How Pelosi got into the CIA mess

Time - 5-20-09

...But the CIA fracas has presented Republicans with a rare crack in Pelosi's usually impervious armor. Some, including Minority Leader John Boehner, are demanding an investigation while others, point to her 39% approval rating – about the levels Newt Gingrich enjoyed when he was blowing up President Clinton's agenda...

Democrats bolt on Guantanamo: No plan, no money
Politico - ‎5-20-09
AP Senate Democrats, running from the White House as never before this year, moved Tuesday to deny funding for

 


 

I'm so glad Michael Steele is leading the Republicans -- right off a cliff!

 


 


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 The former Vice President Dick Cheney is in town, ladies and gentlemen, in New York City. He’s here to see all of his favorite shows: “Phantom”, “Wicked”, “Stomp.”- David Letterman

 


Don't Ask!

 

The Pentagon says it has no plans to repeal the don't ask-don't tell policy for gay troops.

Pentagon spokesman Geoff Morrell said Tuesday that the military's top leaders have only had initial discussions with the White House about whether gay troops should be open about their sexuality. ...The 1993 law was enacted as a compromise between openly gay people serving in the armed forces and those opposed to gays in uniform.

 


 

 


 


 

Disturbing News


AARP Scam

 

AARP's former events director has pleaded guilty in a scam involving a sham company he created to get $250,000 in contracts from the advocacy group.

Bruce Sanders of Washington admitted he entered AARP into three consulting and production contracts with the fake company, naming as president of the company a man with whom Sanders was romantically involved.
 


 

"On Saturday, President Obama went to Malia and Sasha's soccer games. He rode to the games on Minivan One." --Jimmy Fallon
 


 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


It's Legal To Blow $150K On Clothes!

 

The Federal Election Commission has decided that $150,000 or more in clothing purchased by the Republican party for Sarah Palin and her family around the time of her vice presidential nomination did not violate campaign finance regulations.

 


 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 

"Well, another gaffe by Vice President Joe Biden. God bless Joe Biden. He's been our savior here. Newsweek is reporting that at the Gridiron Dinner, Joe Biden started talking and accidentally revealed Dick Cheney's secret hiding place. See, there's more proof you don't need waterboarding to get secret information. Just give Joe Biden a couple of drinks." --Jay Leno
 

 


 

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Biz-Tech News


Creative Bonus Tactic

 

Banks are using a little-known tactic to help pay bonuses, deferred pay and pensions they owe executives: They're holding life-insurance policies on hundreds of thousands of their workers, with themselves as the beneficiaries

 



Oh, I tell you, the economy is bad. It’s in bad shape. Oh, it’s bad. I saw Lou Dobbs picking up day laborers at Home Depot today.- Jay Leno



Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

Los Angeles will start a water rationing in June, which means Dick Cheney will only be allowed to waterboard guys two days a week now.- Jay Leno

 



Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Navy Carrier Squadron "Pump It"

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Actually, a new study from the University of Mississippi shows that marijuana potency is at its highest level in over 30 years. Marijuana is now stronger than it has ever been. See, this is why Domino’s had to start putting cheese in the crust. This is why they had to come out with the Double Stuf Oreos. The snacks were not keeping up with the marijuana.- Jay Leno

 


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Odd News

  1. 47-million-year-old human link revealed AFP

  2. Another 'Slumdog' child star's home torn down AP

  3. Long-lost brother found across street CNN

  4. Ohio family feud leads to dueling candy stores AP

  5. Woman beaten up over asparagus prices Reuters

  6. Glass water bowl and sun start fire at Wash. home AP

  7. Boy, 4, walks home from Pittsburgh school midday AP

  8. Police: Pittsburgh student used snake as jump rope AP


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

Lingerie Football League (LFL) aspiring players huddle as they take part in training drills during an open tryout session, for aspiring players to be selected to join the New York Majesty team, in Freeport, New York. The LFL, a 10-team nationwide American football league, features women playing football in their underwear, and will start in September 2009. Photo/Lingerie Football League

 

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