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TGIF/Weekend edition - June 30 - July 2,
2006
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the third & fourth of July with All Hat No Cattle! I'll be here with new issues.

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Bush, Japan's Koizumi to Tour Graceland
Guardian Unlimited, UK -
6-30-06
By JENNIFER LOVEN. WASHINGTON (AP) - The king is
getting big-time respect from the president and the prime minister.
Elvis, of course. As in Presley. ...
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Work continues on new Guantanamo prison facility
San Jose Mercury News, USA -
6-30-06
The 450 prisoners at Guantanamo Bay won't be going anywhere soon -
except to a new Gitmo jail under construction - despite the Supreme
Court ruling Thursday barring their trials before military tribunals. |
Europeans Cheer Ruling on Guantanamo Trials
Washington Post, United States -
6-30-06
BERLIN, June 29 -- In Europe, where the Bush administration has taken
a diplomatic beating over its prison at Guantanamo Bay, the US Supreme
Court's ruling Thursday was received with cheers and fueled hopes that
the detention center's days are numbered |
Graceland?
Maybe if Bush acted as though he was "at war", people would take him seriously.
“Military commanders in Iraq say the
day is fast approaching when we will start withdrawing our troops. I believe
that day is called ‘Election Day.’”-- Jay Leno

The Radical Fringe
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Iraq Body Count
US: Marine and a Soldier Died in Iraq
Houston Chronicle
Bomber Strikes Funeral in Iraq; 4 Killed
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
US soldiers face rape, murder allegations
Rocky Mountain News, CO
Romania considers Iraq troop pull-out
Financial Times, UK
More Japanese forces leave Iraq base
Reuters
Flow of oil is a welcome change in northern Iraq
Detroit Free Press
Palestinian parliament vents fury at Israel
Fort
Wayne Journal Gazette
al-Qaida in Iraq Role in Bombing Denied
Houston Chronicle
Bin Laden wants al-Zarqawi body released
AP
"Saddam Hussein is a homicidal
dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction." --
George W. Bush, Cincinnati, Ohio, October, 2002
A President, A Prime Minister and The
King
Koizumi was thisclose to jumping onstage
himself, but it was bedtime for Bush. The president thanked the musicians, then
said cheerily, "Ready to go to bed?" He added, "Off to Graceland."
When Bush and Koizumi board Air Force One tomorrow on their way to Elvis's
shrine, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist will come along.
"Memphis . . .," Frist said wistfully.
"There's no city in the world that will have a president of the United States, a
prime minister from another country and a king."
Disturbing News

STEALING MEXICO:
Bush Team Helps Ruling Party "Floridize" Mexican Presidential Election
By Greg Palast
Greg Palast is the author of the New York Times bestseller, "ARMED
MADHOUSE: Who's Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats Bush Sinks, the
Scheme to Steal '08, No Child's Behind Left and other Dispatches from the
Front Lines of the Class War."
Friday, June 30, 2006 -- GEORGE Bush's operatives
have plans to jigger with the upcoming elections. I'm not talking about
the November '06 vote in the USA (though they have plans for that, too).
I'm talking about the election this Sunday in Mexico for their Presidency.
It begins with an FBI document marked, "Counterterrorism" and "Foreign
Intelligence Collection" and "Secret." Date: "9/17/2001," six days
after the attack on the World Trade towers. It's nice to know the feds
got right on the ball, if a little late.
What does this have to do with jiggering Mexico's election? Hold that
thought.
This document is what's called a "guidance" memo for using a private
contractor to provide databases on dangerous foreigners. Good idea. We
know the 19 hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and the Persian
Gulf Emirates. So you'd think the "Intelligence Collection" would be
aimed at getting info on the guys in the Gulf.
No so. When we received the document, we obtained as well its classified
appendix. The target nations for "foreign counterterrorism investigation"
were nowhere near the Persian Gulf. Every one was in Latin America --
Argentina, Venezuela, Mexico and a handful of others. See one of the
documents yourself.
Latin America?! Was there a terror cell about to cross into San
Diego with exploding enchiladas?
All the target nations had one thing in common besides a lack of
terrorists: each had a left-leaning presidential candidate or a
left-leaning president in office. In Venezuela, President Hugo Chavez,
bete noir of the Bush Administration, was facing a recall vote. In
Mexico, the anti-Bush Mayor of Mexico City, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador
was (and is) leading the race for the Presidency.
Most provocative is the contractor to whom this no-bid contract was
handed: ChoicePoint Inc. of Alpharetta, Georgia. ChoicePoint is the
database company that created a list for Governor Jeb Bush of Florida of
voters to scrub from voter rolls before the 2000 election. ChoicePoint's
list (94,000 names in all) contained few felons. Most of those on the
list were guilty of no crime except Voting While Black. The
disenfranchisement of these voters cost Al Gore the presidency.
Having chosen our President for us, our President's men chose ChoicePoint
for this sweet War on Terror database gathering. The use of the
Venezuela's and Mexico's voter registry files to fight terror is not
visible -- but the use of the lists to manipulate elections is as obvious
as the make-up on Katherine Harris' cheeks.
In Venezuela, leading up to the August 2004 vote on whether to re-call
President Chavez, I saw his opposition pouring over the voter rolls in
laptops, claiming the right to challenge voters as Jeb's crew did to
voters in Florida. It turns out this operation was partly funded by the
International Republican Institute of Washington, an arm of the GOP.
Where did they get the voter info?
In that case, access to Venezuela's voter rolls didn't help the
Republican-assisted drive against Chavez, who won by a crushing
plurality.
In Mexico this Sunday, we can expect to see the same: challenges of
Obrador voters in a race, the polls say, is too close to call. Not that
Mexico's rulers need lessons from the Bush Administration on how to mess
with elections.
In 1988, the candidate for Obrador's Party of the Democratic Revolution (PDR),
who opinion polls showed as a certain winner, somehow came up short
against the incumbent party of the ruling elite. Some of the electoral
tricks were far from subtle. In the state of Guerrero, the PDR was
leading on official tally sheets by 359,369. Oddly, the official final
count was 309,202 for the ruling party, only182,874 for the PDR.
Challenging the vote would have been dangerous. Two top officials of
Obrador's party were assassinated during the campaign.
Crucial to the surprise victory of the ruling party was the introduction
of computer voting machines and the centralization of voter databases.
Observer Andrew Reding of the Council on Hemispheric Affairs reported that
ruling party operatives had special access codes denied the opposition.
Whether the US "War on Terror" lists will find a use in Sunday's election,
we cannot know. But the use of American government resources to interfere
in south-of-the-border campaigns is an open secret. The GOP's
International Republican Institute has run training sessions for the PAN
youth wing, funded by US taxpayers through the "National Endowment for
Democracy."
Foreign -- that is, American -- interference in political campaigns is a
crime. That didn't stop Team Bush. However, when the theft of its
citizen files was discovered, Argentina threatened to arrest ChoicePoint
contractors until the company returned the tapes -- and Mexico's attorney
general did in fact arrest the ChoicePoint data thieves to avoid his
party's looking too much the stooge of its Washington patron. Whether
George Bush gave back his copy, no one will say.
Wholesale theft is expected on Sunday in forms both subtle and brutal.
How the US' purloined "counterterrorism" lists will be used, we don't
know. We are certain however, that the Administration did not siphon off
these Latin voter files to fight a War on Terror. It appears, rather,
part of the Bush Administration's and GOP's hemispheric War on Democracy
-- along a battle line which runs from Florida to Ohio to Juarez.
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For as-it-happens reporting on the Mexican election, check
www.GregPalast.com for dispatches from our team investigator Special
Correspondent Matt Pascarella with video journalist Rick Rowley in Mexico
City.
“You hate to see something like this
happen, but Rush Limbaugh is flying someplace and he lands and they're going
through his luggage, and they found he had illegal Viagra. So chalk up another
one for Homeland Security, ladies and gentlemen. Yes!”-- David Letterman
Republican Shenanigans

“President Bush is criticizing the New
York Times for revealing how we track terrorists' money. Yeah, he's also
criticized the Times for not having a funnies pages.”--
David Letterman
Shooting the Messengers
The House on Thursday approved a Republican-crafted
resolution condemning news organizations for revealing a covert government
program to track terrorist financing, saying the disclosure had "placed the
lives of Americans in danger."
The resolution, passed 227-183 on a largely party-line vote, did not
specifically name the news organizations, but it was aimed at the New York Times
and other news media...In a separate effort, Arizona Republican Rep. J.D.
Hayworth has gathered 70 signatures on a letter
calling for Times reporters' media credentials to be revoked.
Rock-The-Voter News

From Amsterdam to US Right Wing Think Tank
The Dutch prime minister said his government
would resign Friday after his coalition split over the citizenship case of
a Somali-born lawmaker, Hirsi Ali...Ali, meanwhile, has accepted a job in
Washington with the
American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research, a think tank.

Biz-Tech News
“This week, Washington, DC,
received a foot of rain and part of the IRS building was flooded. The bad
news, part of the IRS building was not flooded.” - -
Conan O’Brien

A "Little" Motorized Bicycle? Gotta Love That Japanese
Humor
Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi knew
immediately what he wanted to hear first on the jukebox he received from
US President George W. Bush: Elvis Presley....Koizumi, in turn, gave Bush
"a little motorized bicycle," silver in color, as well as a giant portrait
of baseball great Babe Ruth in Japan "a long time ago"
and a modern ink drawing of the Yankee slugger.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
MSNBC Axes Rita Cosby - Gives Us Tucker Carlson Twice in 3
Hours!
MSNBC personality Rita Cosby yesterday went
from the floodwaters of Pennsylvania into the fire of 30 Rock.
After a grueling nine-hour meeting involving Cosby, her agent and top NBC
News and MSNBC execs, the third-rated cable news network announced that
her weeknight show, "Rita Cosby: Live & Direct," will be canceled in early
July... Tucker
Carlson's "The Situation," meanwhile, will be moved from 11 p.m. to 4
p.m., with a repeat at 6 p.m.,
a spot previously held by the defunct "Abrams Report."

“More news coming out about
those seven men in Miami that the FBI arrested. They said they were
planning to blow up the Sears Tower in Chicago. Seems they pledged their
allegiance to al Qaeda. And they were after virgins in the afterlife
because they couldn't find any in Miami.” --
Jay Leno
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Odd News

In a photo provided by the San Diego Zoo, one of
nine Caribbean flamingo chicks is looked after by an adult, Tuesday, June 27,
2006, in San Diego. The recently-hatched chicks may soon have company. With
several more eggs on the conical nests, zookeepers are hoping more of the downy
gray chicks will soon join the flock. Both male and female flamingos sit on the
nests and raise and feed the young birds. (Photo/The San Diego Zoo, Ken Bohn)
Peace.
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