Halloween edition - October 31, 2006

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US obeys order to abandon checkpoints
Houston Chronicle, United States -  10-31-06
... Those brought the number of troops killed in Iraq this month to 103. US forces disappeared from the checkpoints within hours of the order to remove ...

 

Iraq says needs $100 bln to rebuild infrastructure
Reuters - 10-31-06
KUWAIT, Oct 31 (Reuters) - Iraq needs around $100 billion over the next four to five years to rebuild its shattered infrastructure, a government spokesman said on Tuesday.

US blamed for attack on school
San Jose Mercury News - 10-31-06
By Paul Garwood. AP. Islamic leaders and Al-Qaida-linked militants blamed the United States for an airstrike Monday on a religious school and called for nationwide demonstrations to condemn the attack that flattened ...


 

Bush's command of the English language explains his command of Iraq.

 


 

"President Bush has been active this week. He signed a bill yesterday authorizing an unfunded 700-mile fence along our 2,000-mile border with Mexico. He also has a plan to fight teenage pregnancy with fishnet condoms." --Bill Maher
 


 

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


Nuclear Jericho

 

With world attention focused on the nuclear ambitions of rogue states like North Korea, one might assume that the producers of CBS' promising new drama "Jericho," which deals with the aftermath of a nuclear attack, are merely playing on Americans' fears.

"Jericho" executive producer Jon Turteltaub does admit that a bit of real-life worry over an attack helps make the show more compelling.

"If people had no fear of nuclear bombs, then this show would kind of suck," he says. "But if America was in a panic over nuclear bombs, we probably couldn't make the show."

 


 

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Valerie Plame Wilson Update

 

Without ever mentioning him by name, Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, in a court filing Monday, argues that a jury in the CIA/Leak trial should not consider evidence concerning why he did not charge former State Department official Richard Armitage with leaking Valerie Plame's name to reporters. It is a crime to intentionally disclose the name of a classified CIA operative.

 


 

"You're putting words in my mouth, just the way you put artificial facts in your head." --David Letterman to Bill O'Reilly

 


 

 

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Republican Shenanigans

 


 

"The Dixie Chicks have a new movie and they want to advertise it but NBC says they won't show the ad because it's disparaging to President Bush. I've got news for NBC. So is your evening newscast, but you keep showing that." --Bill Maher

 


 


 


 

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Prank Calls - C-SPAN Compilation

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Ode to Lynne "What Lesbian Novel?" Cheney
 

By Madeleine Begun Kane

The author of Sisters, named Lynne,
Thinks her party at all costs must win.
She denies that her book
Has a lesbian hook,
And blasts Dems for their fictional sin.

 


 

Katherine Harris Writing Tell-All Book

 

Katherine Harris, who is trying to become a U.S. senator, says she is writing a tell-all about the many people who have wronged her...."I've been writing it all year," she says in that kittenish voice. She often smiles and cocks her head as if she's letting you in on a secret. "It's going to be a great book."

 


 

 

 


 

The next Republican National Convention must be held in a giant closet. Every week, there's a new gay Republican outed. I have a feeling that big tent they're always talking about is in their pants! There are so many Republicans in the closet, their symbol shouldn't be an elephant; it should be a moth! -- Bill Maher

 


 


Biz/Tech News

 


 

Oh, and did I mention we owe China a trillion dollars? We owe everybody money. America is a debtor nation to Mexico! We're not on a bridge to the 21st century. We're on a bus to Atlantic City with a roll of quarters.-- Bill Maher


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


www.unfairlybalanced.com


 

A great nation doesn't torture people or make them disappear without a trial. Bush keeps saying the terrorists hate us for our freedom. And he's working damn hard to see that pretty soon that won't be a problem. -- Bill Maher
 


 

Cheney's Grand Scam Breakfast Video

 


 

www.internetweekly.org

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

"NBC also cancelled a Halloween showing of 'Night of the Living Dead,' because they thought it would be disparaging to Cheney." --Bill Maher

 


 

 


 

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Acrobats perform at the 7th International Acrobatics Festival in Wuhan, capital of central China's Hubei province, October 28, 2006. Picture taken October 28, 2006. Photo/CHINA OUT

 

 

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