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Wednesday edition - May 21, 2008
"President Bush was in Saudi Arabia to mark 75 years of official relations with the royal family. And 40 years of officially being screwed royally by that family. Did you see the present the royal family gave President Bush? You see what it was? ... A Schwinn. A brand new Schwinn, yeah. That pretty much says it all, doesn't it? He goes over there looking for solutions to the energy crisis, they give him a bicycle." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
The Professor Who Was A Spy
A retired University of
Tennessee professor was indicted Tuesday by a federal grand jury on charges
of conspiring to provide military secrets to a Chinese graduate student.
"And as you know, the country of Saudi Arabia is run by the Saudi royal family. Boy, imagine allowing someone to run a country just 'cause his dad ran the country. Thank God that could never happen here." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Emotional Byrd denounces war, pays tribute to Kennedy
Speaking from a wheelchair
in only his second speech since falling in February at his Virginia home and
suffering other health setbacks, Byrd angrily denounced President Bush for
leaving his successor with a "terrible, terrible, awful war."...Before taking on
the war, Byrd gave a tearful tribute to Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, who is the
second most senior senator on the Hill. Once rivals in a long-ago leadership
race,
the two have forged a lasting bond.
"This is one of the closest races for a party's nomination in modern history" - Hillary Clinton
Republican-Shenanigans News
What's Next, GOP? Obama Morphing Into OJ?
A Roswell newspaper is defending a controversial cover illustration that placed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama in a rifle's cross hairs.
"That was Barack Obama," ... "He just tripped off a chair. He's getting ready to speak and somebody aimed a gun at him and he - he dove for the floor" - Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee after a loud noise interrupted his speech to the National Rifle Association
Rock-The-Voter News
“Jenna Bush, the President’s daughter didn’t sign a pre-nup. Apparently the family doesn’t believe in exit strategies.” - Craig Ferguson
Biz-Tech News
Responses to Jim's Email
Dear Lisa,
_______________________
Hey Lisa
Might as well shout it to
the world - Jim's not getting "any" at home.
LISA;
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Thanks for all your reactions! It is so rare that I get a negative e-mail that I felt obligated to post it. Plus, it was the first time I was called a hack and just had to share!
Bush-Prison-Torture News
George W and the
Kingdom in his Dense Skull
Too Many Max Headrooms
Television's news networks
brought all of their punditry and electronic firepower to the Democratic
presidential primary coverage on Tuesday, but left viewers yearning for the
simplest of things.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Odd News
A visitor
enjoys "Fish Therapy" in a hotspring bathing pool at the Sanya Pearl River
Nantian Hotspring Resort in south China's Hainan island province. The hot spring
water softens dead skin cells, which are nibbled off by the fish.
Peace.
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