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Tuesday edition - January 30, 2007
I wonder when Bush will pardon Scooter Libby and all the other president's men?
"Vice President Cheney lashed out at Hillary Clinton the other day. He said on CNN that he doesn't believe Hillary would be a good president. I can understand that. I mean, his administration has raised the bar so high." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
“Well, President Bush now says he wants more money for the reconstruction of Iraq. How come the only place where Republicans think government programs can help people is in Iraq?” - Jay Leno
Are These Contradicting Statements by Ari Fleischer?
Fleischer testified under an immunity agreement with prosecutors. He said he sought the deal after reading about the investigation and worrying, ``Oh my God. Did I somehow play a role in outing a CIA operative?'' He insisted he believed throughout that the information was not classified.
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"Ambassador Wilson was sent
by his wife. His wife works at the CIA," Fleischer recalled Libby saying.
Libby said the information was "hush-hush, on the Q-T," Fleischer said.
Condi Couture?
And who
wouldn't want to arrive at the ball wearing a gown featuring Condi vomiting
camouflage paired, in a brilliant non-sequitur, with the word peace? It's simply
the thing in which to be seen at your next war crimes trial.
Disturbing News
I'm Glad Hillary Didn't Stay Home and Bake Cookies
"The President has said this is going to be left to his successor. I think it's the height of irresponsibility, and I really resent it. This was his decision to go to war; he went with an ill-conceived plan, an incompetently executed strategy, and we should expect him to extricate our country from this before he leaves office."- Hillary Clinton
Air America and Al Franken
Air America's new owner will
be Stephen Green, 69, a real-estate investor who agreed yesterday to buy it for
an undisclosed sum and bring it out of bankruptcy...Franken gave his seal of
approval to the deal, noting that Mark Green is "a committed liberal" and his
brother "is very wealthy."
"Oh,
President Bush also told Congress, 'Each of us is guided by our own
convictions.' And then a Republican says, 'Don't mention convictions, whatever
you do! Don't say the word conviction!'" - Jay Leno Republican Shenanigans
"I'm not that good at pronouncing words anyway." - George W. Bush's reason he incorrectly called the "Democrat majority" instead of the correct version "Democratic majority" in his state of the union address
Two heads, one person. Cheney and Rumsfeld combined!
Rock-The-Voter News FOX NEWS CLAIMS OBAMA ATTENDED RADICAL SCHOOL: HARVARD
Subject: Turbans
Dear Lisa,
Thanks for writing, Ravi.
I am very familiar with your beautiful culture. Oddly enough my father served three years in India during WWII. He often went incognito as a Sikh, as he was tall with chiseled features and fit right in delivering messages for the Army.
My take on that one liner is -- this administration funds wars and does not fund a natural disaster that destroyed New Orleans. And Jay Leno used the Afghan turban, etc. as comedic visual tools. I envisioned a street rapper with his baseball cap on sideways switching to a blue turban in order to get help. It made me chuckle.
We give billions to Israel too. If we were at war with them Leno might have said, "President Bush also says he's going to ask Congress for $10 billion more for Israel: $10 billion. You know, I got a solution for the people of New Orleans. Put on yarmulkes, build a fence, change your name to 'Morrie,' you'll get $10 billion like that. Okay?" - Jay Leno
The truth is any headwear other than cowboy hats, football helmets and baseball caps are funny to most 'Mericans.
No intent of stereotyping was intended in producing this website, sans untruthtellers.
Peace.
Bumper sticker list seen on DemocraticUnderground
1) (On an
infant's shirt): Already Smarter Than BUSH
Biz-Tech News
Bush-Prison-Torture News
I don't know which was scarier during the State of the Union address, Nancy Pelosi's near-constant blinking or the fact that Dick Cheney appeared to not blink at all. - Zing!
Being Dick Cheney
"Well, I'm the
vice president, and they're not,'' Vice President Dick Cheney said with a laugh
at the close of a long interview, asked how he handles criticism from the likes
of Brent Scowcroft, former national security adviser, an old associate
who has said that he does not know Cheney anymore.
Go-F***-Yourself News
Paul Wolfowitz Bringing Honor and Dignity to a Mosque
As president of the World
Bank, Paul Wolfowitz is clearly not short of a buck or two. So is he just too
time-poor to get down to his local mall and invest in a new pair of socks? Known
for his sharp suits and hawkish views, he was snapped revealing his inner slob
during a visit to the Selimiye mosque in Edirne, western Turkey.
The images offered proof - if it were ever needed - that even the big toenails
of the world's debatably great and good are best kept under wraps. You didn't forget to donate, did you?
or if you don't want to donate online you can make a check or money order payable to:
Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
A crater lake on a New Zealand volcano used as a backdrop in the 'Lord of the Rings' films is on the verge of collapsing and could send a torrent of muddy water down the mountain in coming weeks, media reported on Monday. Mount Ruapehu Crater Lake is pictured in this March 22, 2004 handout photograph. (Photo/Graham Hancox, Institute of Geological and Nuclear Sciences, New Zealand)
Peace.
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