Monday edition - April 12, 2010
NEW ORLEANS – The dustup over Virginia's proclamation for Confederate History Month seems like a lot of noise over something that "doesn't amount to diddly," Mississippi's governor said in an interview aired Sunday.
'Sarah Palin Network:' Tina Fey's pilot
GOP hopes to go from Party of No to Party of Choice
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It was 149 years today that the Confederacy attacked Ft. Sumter, South Carolina and started the Civil War.
President Obama signed a historic treaty with the Russian president today. Not everyone’s happy about it. Fox News said it was a “summit between a powerful communist leader and the president of Russia.”- Jay Leno
Virginia Governor Declares ‘Confederate Hysterectory Month’
By Don Davis
KFC coming out with their new Double Down sandwich. It’s bacon and cheese wrapped inside two pieces of fried chicken. In fact, today, al Qaeda said, “We quit. When it comes to killing Americans, we can’t keep up with you guys.”- Jay Leno
Palin’s daughter is speaking out. In an interview, Bristol says, she realizes
she was totally unprepared to be a mother. Hey, it’s better than being a mother
that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.- Jay Leno
If al-Qaida acquired nuclear weapons it "would have no compunction at using them," President Barack Obama said Sunday on the eve of a summit aimed at finding ways to secure the world's nuclear stockpile.
The Southern Republican Leadership Conference, a/k/a Weekend at Taney’s
By Don Davis
Mentally Ill Person Weighs In On Obama's Supreme Court Pick
"I mean if he's smart, he will find a gay, handicapped black woman who's an immigrant. She could be the devil. She could say 'I hate America. I want to destroy America,' and that way they'll only be able to say 'Why do you hate gay immigrant black handicapped women?'"
Furious protesters in Kyrgyzstan were demanding just one thing: more consonants.- Laugh Lines
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cancelled a series of Bob Dylan concerts because they say his lyrics are too
politically charged. Really? They understand his lyrics? That’s unbelievable.
Maybe that’s why we didn’t understand them. He’s been singing in Chinese all
these years.- Jay Leno
Broke? Just Return It
A delegation of
high-level State Department officials will visit Moscow for consultations after
Russia threatened to freeze adoptions for U.S. families, the U.S. Embassy said
Russia threatened Friday to suspend all such adoptions after a 7-year-old boy adopted by a Tennessee woman was sent alone on a flight back to Moscow with a note saying he was violent and had severe psychological problems. The case has caused outrage in Russia.
I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on
him personally."- Abraham Lincoln, March 17, 1865, Speech to 140th Indiana
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provided by KFC shows their new Double Down sandwich. The Double Down is
essentially a sandwich with two chicken filets taking the place of bread slices.
In between are two pieces of bacon, melted slices of Monterey Jack and Pepper
Jack cheese and a zesty sauce.
Photo/KFC, Dan Kremer
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