Monday edition - April 12, 2010




Miss. gov says Confederacy flap not worth 'diddly'


NEW ORLEANS – The dustup over Virginia's proclamation for Confederate History Month seems like a lot of noise over something that "doesn't amount to diddly," Mississippi's governor said in an interview aired Sunday.


'Sarah Palin Network:' Tina Fey's pilot
The Swamp (blog) - Mark Silva - ‎4-12-10
"Ever since I won the Silver Medal in last year's vice presidential election,'' says Tina Fey in another portrayal of Sarah Palin,

GOP hopes to go from Party of No to Party of Choice McClatchy Newspapers – Sun Apr 11, 1:06 pm ET
NEW ORLEANS — They know how to say no to President Barack Obama. Now, can Republicans get the rest of the country to say yes to them?


It was 149 years today that the Confederacy attacked Ft. Sumter, South Carolina and started the Civil War.



President Obama signed a historic treaty with the Russian president today. Not everyone’s happy about it. Fox News said it was a “summit between a powerful communist leader and the president of Russia.”- Jay Leno



Virginia Governor Declares ‘Confederate Hysterectory Month’

By Don Davis


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



KFC coming out with their new Double Down sandwich. It’s bacon and cheese wrapped inside two pieces of fried chicken. In fact, today, al Qaeda said, “We quit. When it comes to killing Americans, we can’t keep up with you guys.”- Jay Leno





Disturbing News



Sarah Palin’s daughter is speaking out. In an interview, Bristol says, she realizes she was totally unprepared to be a mother. Hey, it’s better than being a mother that’s totally unprepared to be vice president.- Jay Leno

al-Qaida Update


 If al-Qaida acquired nuclear weapons it "would have no compunction at using them," President Barack Obama said Sunday on the eve of a summit aimed at finding ways to secure the world's nuclear stockpile.





Republican-Shenanigans News


The Southern Republican Leadership Conference, a/k/a Weekend at Taney’s

By Don Davis


Mentally Ill Person Weighs In On Obama's Supreme Court Pick


"I mean if he's smart, he will find a gay, handicapped black woman who's an immigrant. She could be the devil. She could say 'I hate America. I want to destroy America,' and that way they'll only be able to say 'Why do you hate gay immigrant black handicapped women?'"




Rock-The-Voter News


Furious protesters in Kyrgyzstan were demanding just one thing: more consonants.- Laugh Lines




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Biz-Tech News


China has cancelled a series of Bob Dylan concerts because they say his lyrics are too politically charged. Really? They understand his lyrics? That’s unbelievable. Maybe that’s why we didn’t understand them. He’s been singing in Chinese all these years.- Jay Leno


Broke? Just Return It


A delegation of high-level State Department officials will visit Moscow for consultations after Russia threatened to freeze adoptions for U.S. families, the U.S. Embassy said Monday.

Russia threatened Friday to suspend all such adoptions after a 7-year-old boy adopted by a Tennessee woman was sent alone on a flight back to Moscow with a note saying he was violent and had severe psychological problems. The case has caused outrage in Russia.

Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F**k-Yourself News


"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."- Abraham Lincoln, March 17, 1865, Speech to 140th Indiana Regiment




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