Tuesday edition - January 19, 2010




Iraq instructs lawyers to take on Blackwater cases
Washington Post - Muhanad Mohammed, Michael Christie - 1-19-10
BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Iraq has asked its lawyers in the United States to take on US security firm Blackwater on behalf of victims shot by...


UK govt's legal chief warned over Iraq War in 2002
Malaysia Star - Keith Weir - 1-19-10
LONDON (Reuters) - The British government's top legal officer, who gave the green light for the Iraq war in 2003, had voiced doubts about the

Sarah Palin President? New Poll Says Most Don't Want Her To Run
Huffington Post (blog) - ‎1-19-10
A new CBS News poll finds that a large majority of Americans say they do not want former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to run for president


There’s a new book out that says Sarah Palin was an ignoramus who believes Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11. And I thought, well, no, that’s George Bush. Wasn’t that George Bush?- David Letterman




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

You Might Be A Right Wing Republican If You Use God and Guns In The Same Sentence



A Michigan weapons company is under fire for branding thousands of rifle scopes used by U.S. soldiers and Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan with passages from the Bible.



"I need a better word than unprecedented or amazing to describe what’s happened with the text-message program."
ROGER LOWE, a Red Cross spokesman,
on a campaign that has brought in
$22 million in pledges since
the earthquake in Haiti.






Disturbing News


Pat Robertson is confusing Haiti with Hades, his next post. - Laugh Lines





They have built now, robotic women. They’re anatomically correct, they have synthetic skin, and they can carry on minimal conversations. As a matter of fact, the Republican Party wants to run one for vice president.- David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News

Why Is This Guy Angry? The Only Resemblance Is His Hair



 A Spanish lawmaker on Tuesday angrily rejected the United States' apology for the FBI's using a photo of him to create a poster showing what Osama bin Laden might look like today.





Subject: What News Shows Do You Watch In Costa Rica?


Does Costa Rica have an English news channel or do you get CNN?

I hope all is going well for you.



Hi Bill, thanks for writing. Two weeks ago I subscribed to Sky Satellite TV ($45 usd a month, basic package). I had been without TV for six months.


There is no English speaking news available here. But Sky TV provides CNN International, Bloomberg and of course, Fox News. An interesting side note is that Fox News here has no paid commercials, just Fox promos. CNN has paid commercials as does Bloomberg. Oh, my Sky TV is out of Mexico.


Things are going just fine for me, Bill, thank you for asking.






Rock-The-Voter News



I read that a year into Obama’s first term in office, unemployment is higher, the national debt is higher, and there are more soldiers serving in Afghanistan. When asked about it, Obama was like, “Yeah, technically that is change.”- Jimmy Fallon




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Biz-Tech News


And yesterday, President Obama told the bankers that received the bailout money that instead of fighting these new regulations and fees, they should simply consider meeting their responsibilities. Well that’s a good strategy. To the guys that screwed us out of billions of dollars, let’s appeal to their sense of honesty and fair play. Well, that’ll work.- David Letterman



The Googler



Foreign correspondents in at least two Beijing, China, bureaus of news organizations have had their Google e-mail accounts attacked, with e-mails forwarded to a mysterious address, according to the Foreign Correspondents' Club of China.



Bush-Prison-Torture News

You Might Be A Right Wing Republican if...


...you think that the "quitter from Twitter" is part of god's plan for the US


...you think that Palin's belief in the "end times" being near is for real.


...Or MAYBE you are a very wealthy corporate type who is using this pit-bull with lipstick mania for all it's worth to manipulate us peasants to do as you wish




Go-F**k-Yourself News


"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." — Hedy Lamarr, Austrian-American actress (1914-2000).



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Odd News

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This photo released Tuesday, Jan. 19, 2010, by Egypt's supreme council of antiquities shows the ancient cat-goddess Bastet found amongst the temple's ruins in the Kom el-Dekkah area of the Mediterranean port city of Alexandria. Egypt says its archaeologists have unearthed a Ptolemic temple dating back more than 2,000 years and which may have been dedicated to the ancient cat-goddess Bastet. Photo/EGYPT'S SUPREME COUNCIL OF ANTIQUITIES



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