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Thursday edition - September 1, 2011

 

 

 

Cheney book renews post-9/11 U.S. policy fights

Former Vice President Dick Cheney's new memoir revives the fierce battles over U.S. national security policies after the September 11 attacks as it rips open old wounds among aides to President George W. Bush.

 

 

Palin fuels presidential fire, but at what cost?

Sarah Palin soon will end the will-she-or-won't-she presidential speculation that has trailed her for two years — and that she has fueled with abandon, perhaps to the..

 

9/11 children's colouring book angers US Muslims

A colouring book about the events of 9/11, complete with pictures of the burning twin towers and the execution of a cowering Osama bin Laden for children to fill in, has provoked outrage among American Muslims.


 

Cheney doth protest too much by burning his bridges...maybe there is another shoe that has yet to drop.

 


 

Dick Cheney’s new memoir contains some startling surprises. For example, he is still alive.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


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Moammar Gadhafi had escape tunnels, gold plumbing fixtures, and pictures of Condoleezza Rice. It’s like I have a twin.- David Letterman

 


Are Your Ready For Some Football?

 

 

In a retreat after an hours-long test of wills Wednesday, President Barack Obama agreed to deliver an address on jobs and the economy to a joint session of Congress on Sept. 8, yielding to House Speaker John Boehner, who had balked at Obama's request for a Sept. 7 speech.

Obama's address still gives him a grand stage to unveil his economic agenda, but it falls on the same evening as the opening game of the National Football League season.
 

 

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Gawd, I can't wait for college football to start.

 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans


Yee Haw!

 

When the new Texas state fiscal year begins on Thursday, more than 700 laws passed by the legislature and signed by Gov. Rick Perry this year will take effect. From hogs and helicopters to handguns and highways, here's a look at five Texas-size laws about to go into effect in the Lone Star State:

1. It will be legal in Texas to shoot feral hogs from helicopters.

 


 

 


 

Dick Cheney’s new memoir will be a best seller. I think it’s published by “Simon & Shooter.” - David Letterman

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

The President wants to speak to a joint session of Congress about his jobs program. The goal is to do something significant enough to keep his. - Will Durst

 


 

 


 

Rick Perry's Healthcare Love Letter to Hillary Clinton. Really!

 


 

 

 


Business News

 


Darn!

 

...George Clooney plays the presidential candidate, but told reporters at the festival Wednesday he is not looking to be one in real life.

"As for running for president, look, there's a guy in office right now who is smarter than almost anyone you know, who's nicer and who has more compassion than almost anyone you know. And he's having an almost impossible time governing. Why would anybody volunteer for that job?" Clooney told a news conference.

"I have a really good job. I get to hang out with very seductive people. So I have no interest," Clooney said....

 


 


 

 

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Revelers on a truck throw tomatoes into the crowd during the annual "Tomatina" (tomato fight) in the Mediterranean village of Bunol, near Valencia, August 31, 2011. The origin of the tomato fight is disputed - everyone in Bunol seems to have a favorite story - but most agree it started around 1940, in the early years of General Francisco Franco's dictatorship. Photo/Heino Kalis

 

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