Thursday edition - July 24, 2008

 

The legacy of Condoleezza Rice

 

 

Rice to lead US official delegation at closing ceremony of Beijing ...
Xinhua, China - 7-24-08
... George W. Bush has designated an official delegation to attend the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics, led by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice..

 

Rice says US-India nuclear deal good for the world
The Associated Press - 7-24-08
PERTH, Australia (AP) — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday that a proposed US-India nuclear energy deal is good for both countries and for

Rice Urges N. Korea to Accept Full Verification of Nuclear Program
Voice of America - 7-24-08
By VOA News US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice says it is now up to North Korea to accept the terms of a process to verify its declaration of its nuclear activities


As you all know, Barack Obama is over in the Middle East. Hey, did you see him playing basketball with our troops in Iraq? Did you see that one shot he made from 40 feet? Let me tell you something. If shooting baskets is now a requirement to be president, a white guy may never have that job again. - Jay Leno


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Condoleezza: Not So Fast Obama

"Sen. Obama is a senator, let's remember. He sits on the Foreign Relations Committee and he is a candidate for president. He is all of those things," Condoleezza Rice said. "But he has said, and we continue to act on the basis, as do our foreign partners, that this government remains in power until January 2009."

 


 

 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

 


 

"A lot of people think, to take some of the spotlight off of Barack Obama, that John McCain will announce his vice presidential choice this week. And most think it's gonna be Mitt Romney. See, I don't know. You know, when Romney and McCain stand together, doesn't it look like one of those slick Countrywide lenders trying to trick your grandfather into reverse mortgage?" --Jay Leno
 


Californication

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger plans next week to slash the pay of more than 200,000 state workers to the federal minimum of $6.55 per hour to help ease the state's budget crisis, according to a draft executive order obtained by The Chronicle on Wednesday.

 


 

 

 

 


It's OK When Republicans Do It!!!

 

Robert Novak aka "The Prince of Darkness"

 

The pedestrian who was struck by prominent Washington columnist and commentator Robert Novak is in worse shape than first thought, a hospital source tells ABC 7 News...Novak said he did not know he had struck anyone and he didn't know anything was wrong until a bicyclist rode ahead of him and blocked traffic. The bicyclist, attorney David Bono, informed Novak he had hit a pedestrian....Bono dismissed Novak's assertion that he never saw the struck pedestrian." There was a pedestrian splayed on his windshield -- I don't think there is any way you can miss that."

____________

 

Turns out this is not the first time Novak has had a run-in with pedestrians. The Washington Post's Lloyd Grove reported back in March of 2001 that CNN researcher Evan Glass was walking across Pennsylvania Avenue at noon one day when he passed in front of Novak's Corvette. "Learn to read the signs!" Novak snapped, according to Glass. Novak told Grove: "He was crossing on the red light. I really hate jay walkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."

____________

 

August 2005

Novak's History of Anger Management Issues

 


 

 


 

Send Karl Rove To Jail

 


Republican-Shenanigans News


 


 

John McCain called a press conference today. Unfortunately, all the press were out of the country covering Obama. - Jay Leno

 


 

 


Hillary Update

 

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.)  jumped right into the middle of the Air Force’s competition for new aerial refueling tankers.

The Pentagon is required by law to consider the impact of decisions about major weapons buys on the domestic industrial base, she said, taking a position sure to please Boeing supporters

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born." --Jon Stewart

 


 

 

 


 


Biz-Tech News


 

"Well, experts say gas prices should fall by up to three cents a gallon over the next week. Three cents a gallon, how about that? Well, this is just in preparation for gas rising to $8 a gallon by Labor Day." --Jay Leno
 


Shooting the Messengers

 

It is becoming less unusual to hear of American journalists abroad who are detained, kidnapped or even killed in the line of duty. But for local journalists across Africa, Asia and the Mideast, kidnapping, detentions and threats to their families are disturbingly familiar.

Journalists from these places assume a target on their backs the moment they pick up a pen, and conduct their work dodging the scopes of local mafias, corrupt officials - and now, the U.S. government.
 


 

www.offthewahl.com

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Republican Turns On Cheney

Sen. Saxby Chambliss of Georgia reports that Vice President Dick Cheney upbraided him for overriding the White House on the Medicare veto.

"Dick, I'm beyond that," Chambliss reports he told the vice president, adding that Cheney is "my good friend and my hunting buddy, but my mind was made up" to back his local doctors and senior citizens.

He did not repeat Cheney's reaction.
 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

 


 

I hope you had a good time today!

 

Please support All Hat No Cattle

 Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More

Offline Donation

Lisa Casey

PO Box 88

Ashford. AL 36312


Click here to e-mail a comment


Odd News

 


 

The newly unveiled 2010 Chevrolet Camaro is shown at the GM Design Center in Warren, Mich., Monday, July 21, 2008. Assembly for the new car will begin in Feb. 2009 at the Oshawa facility in Canada. Who would have ever thought--a Canadian Camaro.
Photo/Carlos Osorio

 

Peace.