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Thursday edition - July 24, 2008
The legacy of Condoleezza Rice
As you all know, Barack Obama is over in the Middle East. Hey, did you see him playing basketball with our troops in Iraq? Did you see that one shot he made from 40 feet? Let me tell you something. If shooting baskets is now a requirement to be president, a white guy may never have that job again. - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Condoleezza: Not So Fast Obama
"Sen. Obama is a senator, let's remember. He sits on the Foreign Relations Committee and he is a candidate for president. He is all of those things," Condoleezza Rice said. "But he has said, and we continue to act on the basis, as do our foreign partners, that this government remains in power until January 2009."
Disturbing News
"A lot of
people think, to take some of the spotlight off of Barack Obama, that John
McCain will announce his vice presidential choice this week. And most think it's
gonna be Mitt Romney. See, I don't know. You know, when Romney and McCain stand
together, doesn't it look like one of those slick Countrywide lenders trying to
trick your grandfather into reverse mortgage?" --Jay Leno Californication
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger plans next week to slash the pay of more than 200,000 state workers to the federal minimum of $6.55 per hour to help ease the state's budget crisis, according to a draft executive order obtained by The Chronicle on Wednesday.
It's OK When Republicans Do It!!!
Robert Novak aka "The Prince of Darkness"
The pedestrian who was
struck by prominent Washington columnist and commentator Robert Novak is in
worse shape than first thought, a hospital source tells ABC 7 News...Novak said
he did not know he had struck anyone and he didn't know anything was wrong until
a bicyclist rode ahead of him and blocked traffic. The bicyclist, attorney David
Bono, informed Novak he had hit a pedestrian....Bono dismissed Novak's assertion
that he never saw the struck pedestrian."
There was a pedestrian splayed on his windshield -- I don't think there is any
way you can miss that."
Turns out this is not the
first time Novak has had a run-in with pedestrians. The Washington Post's Lloyd
Grove reported back in March of 2001 that CNN researcher Evan Glass was walking
across Pennsylvania Avenue at noon one day when he passed in front of Novak's
Corvette. "Learn to read the signs!" Novak snapped, according to Glass. Novak
told Grove: "He was crossing on the red light. I really hate jay walkers. I
despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em.
The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I
would never do that."
August 2005 Novak's History of Anger Management Issues
Republican-Shenanigans News
John McCain called a press conference today. Unfortunately, all the press were out of the country covering Obama. - Jay Leno
Hillary Update
Sen. Hillary
Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) jumped right into the middle of the Air Force’s
competition for new aerial refueling tankers.
Rock-The-Voter News
"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born." --Jon Stewart
Biz-Tech News
"Well,
experts say gas prices should fall by up to three cents a gallon over the next
week. Three cents a gallon, how about that? Well, this is just in preparation
for gas rising to $8 a gallon by Labor Day." --Jay Leno Shooting the Messengers
It is becoming
less unusual to hear of American journalists abroad who are detained, kidnapped
or even killed in the line of duty. But for local journalists across Africa,
Asia and the Mideast, kidnapping, detentions and threats to their families are
disturbingly familiar.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Republican Turns On Cheney
Sen. Saxby Chambliss of
Georgia reports that Vice President Dick Cheney upbraided him for overriding the
White House on the Medicare veto. Go-F**k-Yourself News
I hope you had a good time today!
Please support All Hat No Cattle Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Click here to e-mail a comment Odd News
The newly
unveiled 2010 Chevrolet Camaro is shown at the GM Design Center in Warren,
Mich., Monday, July 21, 2008. Assembly for the new car will begin in Feb. 2009
at the Oshawa facility in Canada. Who would have ever thought--a Canadian Camaro.
Peace.
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