Tuesday -- December 14, 2004

 

 

 

 

Governor recalls political miracle

 

Gov. Jeb Bush, a devout Catholic, credited the Virgin of Guadalupe with interceding on his brother George's behalf during the 2000 presidential election.

 

Miami Herald (Subscription) 12-14-04

 

TALLAHASSEE -- Exactly 469 years after the Virgin of Guadalupe was said to have appeared in Mexico, Gov. Jeb Bush was marveling at another act of higher intervention: The U.S. Supreme Court's decision to make his brother president…

 
 

Blacklisted Russian's planes tied to U.S. contracts in Iraq
San Francisco Chronicle, 12-14-04
... formerly known as Kellogg Brown & Root, is a subsidiary of Halliburton, the Houston conglomerate formerly headed by Vice President Dick Cheney and holder of a ...

McCain's got no faith in Rumsfeld's ability
Chicago Sun Times, 12-14-04
... When asked if Rumsfeld was a liability to the Bush administration, McCain responded: ''The president...


Honest, not all people in Florida are crazy. Mainly just Republicans.


“As part of this intelligence reform bill, there are now guarantees of huge changes in our immigration enforcement. From now on, no one gets in this country without a proper visa or a good fastball.” -- Jay Leno


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"I finally got my Christmas tree the other night. Remember when you had to tie the tree to the top of your car to get it home? Remember that? Well, these new cars are so big most trees fit inside. In fact, the new Cadillac Escalade actually has a Christmas tree holder right in the dash." – Jay Leno



Disturbing News


"We have just enough religion to hate, but not enough to make us love one another."
-- Jonathon Swift Posted on Cattle Call



Republican Shenanigans


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A Shrub Grows in Midland -- W's Texas Roots


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BONER EXPRESS     

By: HUBERT WILSON

RUMSFELD'S DAFT?
TRYING TO PROTECT HIS AFT!
JUST MORE SLEAZY POLITICAL CRAFT!
VERBAL DRAUGHT!
MORE HALLIBURTON GRAFT?
EXPOSING THE SOLDIERS' CALFED!
DECEIVING SOLDIERS IN BUSH'S BACK DOOR DRAFT!
THEIR OWN ARMOR TO BE GRAPHED!
HUMVEES ARMORED WITH KRAFT!
LIKE A THIN DESERT RAFT!
INSURGENTS JUST LAUGHED!
NOTHING MORE THAN JUST THEIR M-16'S HAFT!
RUMSFELD'S ADVISORS WITH FOOLS STAFFED!
WORSE MILITARY SUPPORT SINCE WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT!
NO ARMOR - JUST THE SHAFT!


 

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E-Mail

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peace,

The Pen


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"I'm told that mixed emotions are what you feel when your 16-year-old daughter comes home from the prom sober but with a Gideon Bible under her arm."
-- Jim Hightower Posted on Cattle Call


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Peace.