Tuesday edition - September 12, 2006




Bush Uses 9-11 to Argue for Iraq War
ABC News - 9-12-06
 WASHINGTON Sep 12, 2006 (AP) President Bush is invoking the memory of the Sept. ...


Armed men attack US embassy in Syria
MSNBC - 9-12-06
By Heba Saleh in Cairo. The Syrian authorities say they have foiled a car bomb attack against the American embassy in Damascus, reportedly killing three out of four men who tried to storm the building in a van loaded with explosives. ...

Former spy raises 9/11 conspiracy theory
ABC Online, Australia - Sep 11, 2006
... There a former MI5 spy is running the line that the Blair Government had a ... DAVID SHAYLER: Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's clear that there are elements of MI5, elements of MI6 who are carrying out these kind of operations across the world.

This entire war on terror was designed to cause more terrorism, by these dark forces, the shadow government, or whatever you want to call them.


Bush has handled the security of Iraq as well as his brother's company handled the security at the World Trade Center.


NOTICE: I am slow in answering emails because I am using a phone modem. I'm waiting for an upgrade. Mea culpa.



Bad presidents happen to good people. Amid all the 9/11 anniversary talk about what will keep us safe, let me suggest that, in a world turned hostile to America, the smartest message we can send to those beyond our shores is, "We're not with stupid." -- Bill Maher





The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News



I maintain that ridiculing this president is now the most patriotic thing you can possibly do. Wait. Let the word go forth to our allies and our enemies alike. Let them know that there's a whole swath of Americans desperate to distance themselves from George Bush. And that's just Republicans running for re-election.-Bill Maher





Disturbing News




"The controversial one is this ABC one, 'The Path to 9/11.' The original title was 'Sheiks on a Plane.' This is controversial because apparently, it's very heavily slanted and it blames 9/11 on Bill Clinton. It makes Bush out to be a saint, which is kind of ridiculous because if Bush is gonna be on any ABC program, it should be 'Lost.'." --Bill Maher



"We Have Not Forgotten, Mr. President." The Nation



The Radical Fringe



Republican Shenanigans


"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's is in trouble because he said Cubans and Puerto Ricans are hot-blooded. Arnold said, 'Sorry, when I made those comments, I assumed no one would understand what I was saying'." --Conan O'Brien



Welcome Back Al


Former Vice President Al Gore said Sunday he hadn't rule out making a second bid for the White House, though he said it was unlikely.








Rock-The-Voter News



If I could - if I could explain one thing about George Bush to the rest of the world, it's this: we don't know what the f*ck he's saying either! -- Bill Maher



The Tin Soldier - YouTube




Biz/Tech News



Art for Torture's Sake


A life-size replica of a Guantanamo Bay detainee has been placed in Disneyland by "guerrilla artist" Banksy.
The hooded figure was placed inside the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride at the California theme park last weekend.


"President Bush's new position on torture is, 'We don't do it. We've never done it. And we're going to stop doing it.'." --Jay Leno





Bush-Prison-Torture News



Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"




"The shuttle launch was delayed again. ABC now doing a miniseries blaming the whole thing on Bill Clinton." --Jay Leno


Go-F***-Yourself News



So, while honoring the anniversary of September, 2001, we must also never forget January, 2000. That's when then governor George Bush said, "I know how hard it is to put food on your family." The world changed on 9/11. He didn't. That's why we owe it to ourselves and to our children to never stop pointing out that George W. Bush is a gruesome boob. -- Bill Maher



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Tribute in Light' illuminates the sky over Manhattan, Monday, Sept. 11, 2006 in New York, marking the fifth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terror attacks. (Photo/Dima Gavrysh)