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Wednesday edition - May 14, 2008
Has he thought about giving up Iraq for golf?
Hillary won big in West Virginia which means she can be president of West Virginia. - Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
The President has divulged for the first time that he gave up golf out of respect for the Troops. Not the War, or the Presidency, but F*****G GOLF! - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Meanwhile, Back In Jordan
AMMAN, Jordan - Jordan's military court convicted three militants Wednesday of plotting to assassinate President Bush during a 2006 visit to the kingdom and sentenced them to 15 years in jail.
Subject: Hillary was right
Lisa, Hillary was called a racist for saying Obama was losing votes among white working people. She was right. West Virginia proved that. 230+ super delegates are waiting in the wings. This is the best primary ever and thanks for keeping me "laughing through political turmoil." Jackson
You are very welcome, Jackson. Those who threw the Clintons under the bus for Obama, media included, didn't affect the people of West Virginia. Or maybe it did. Obama needs Hillary as much as she needs him. He has only won 2 out of nine primaries since Rev. Wright reared his ugly head. Yes, this is the best primary ever and I'm enjoying it. Because once the general election begins, the GOP smear machine is waiting in the wings with Rev. Wright videos or Hillary Clinton "imaginary sniper videos". Or both. And then the news will be really racist and sexist. I think we're in for a wild ride.
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Burning Bridges
Many in the Barack Obama camp, having outfoxed the apparently not-so-formidable Hillary Clinton machine, can't seem to get the hang of winning gracefully. They feel a need to drive a stake in Hillary Clinton's reputation, then dance. If they were smart, they'd heap praise on Clinton and let her finish out the race, however she chooses to do so.
Tom DeLay, Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramoff endorse McCain - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
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Methodist minister Kirbyjon Caldwell of Houston performed Jenna Bush's wedding at the ranch in Crawford Saturday. He's a close friend of President Bush, however he's endorsed Obama. All the pastors who support Obama have embarrassing associations. - Argus Hamilton
Where In The World Is Reverend Jeremiah Wright?
Augusta, GA---News 12 was
first to tell you about the planned trip to Aiken by Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
Reverend Wright is the recently-retired lead-pastor of a mega-church in Chicago
who has ties to Barack Obama and has been making news lately. The latest talk
locally...was he or was he not coming...Wrights secretary at Chicago's Trinity
Church tells News 12 the
reverend is on
sabbatical.
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Biz-Tech-News
Meanwhile, Back In Congress
Groping for a quick response
to rising gas prices, Congress voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to order the Bush
administration to stop depositing oil in a national reserve even though
lawmakers
predicted the impact for consumers would be modest at best.
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
Vladimir Putin settled into his new job as prime minister of Russia Monday by bringing all his top advisors into new cabinet positions. He may not be president anymore, but there's no doubt who's in charge. The only difference between Vladimir Putin and Dick Cheney is that Vladimir Putin poisons his hunting partners. - Argus Hamilton
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Odd News
Cellist Yo-Yo
Ma, right, greets Honda's ASIMO robot after it conducted the Detroit Symphony
Orchestra as it performed 'Impossible Dream' during a concert in Detroit,
Tuesday, May 13, 2008. Honda Motor Co. designed ASIMO, which stands for Advanced
Step in Innovative Mobility. ASIMO can run, walk on uneven slopes and respond to
simple voice commands, but Honda says this is the first time ASIMO has ever
conducted an orchestra. ASIMO can't respond to the players, but mimicked the
actions of a conductor who was videotaped beforehand.
Peace.
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