Monday edition - July 21, 2008


   Singing the same old song  




Oil jumps on Iran, storm - 7-21-08
Crude prices bounce back as Iran nuclear talks end without agreement and traders fear tropical storm in Gulf of Mexico...


Iraq: US arrests Iran-linked militant
The Associated Press - 7-21-08
BAGHDAD (AP) - The US military in Iraq says it has arrested a suspected propaganda expert linked to a militant group that receives training from Iran..

Rice wants "serious answer" from Iran
Reuters - 7-21-08
SHANNON, Ireland, July 21 (Reuters) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice warned Iran on Monday that it faced more sanctions if it defied


"The economy here in the United States is in very bad shape, but President Bush isn't sweating it. Partly because he believes the bad news is being exaggerated and partly because he has the intellect of a Golden Retriever." --Jimmy Kimmel


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Yesterday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush’s time in office as “a total failure.” Bush defended himself, saying, “Oh come on, I hardly spent any time in my office.” - Conan O'Brien


Iraq: US Troops Out By 2010


 Iraq's government spokesman is hopeful that U.S. combat forces could be out of the country by 2010.




Disturbing News


"Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke testified before Congress yesterday. I don't want to say the financial situation doesn't look good, but he testified via satellite from the Cayman Islands." --Jay Leno






Republican-Shenanigans News



Payback's A Bitch


The New Yorker's Washington correspondent has been denied a press place on Barack Obama's tour of the Middle East and Europe after the magazine depicted the presidential candidate as a terrorist on its cover.


With the reaction to that latest New Yorker cover, you'd think it was a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed. - Grant Gerver,


Rock-The-Voter News




Monument Switching


Sen. Barack Obama's campaign said today that his speech in Berlin on the future of trans-Atlantic relations will be delivered in front of a Prussian war monument, rather than the Brandenburg Gate.



Biz-Tech News


The government of Cuba announced today that by the year 2010 Cuba will have high-speed Internet service. Not only that, by 2011 Cuba will have a computer. - Conan O'Brien




Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Oil prices have dropped again, making it the third day in a row. Apparently, somebody forgot to tell the guy who owns the gas station near my house." -Jay Leno



Go-F**k-Yourself News

Janet Jackson' Breast Found Innocent!



A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's breast-baring "wardrobe malfunction."


Rolling Stone Ron Wood said he realized he had a drinking problem when he ran off with a 19-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. Of course, according to most men that’s not a drinking problem; that’s a drinking success. - Conan O'Brien


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