Monday edition - November 20, 2006

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Rice says Iraq has potential to be a Vietnam-like success
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Bush Won't Commit to Iraq Troop Changes |
McCain Says More Troops Needed in Iraq |
Gee, Condoleezza Rice wanting Iraq to be like communist Vietnam sure has a Jane Fonda taste to it.
Commence the castration. -- www.seriouskidding.com Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Assassins Kill 2 in Iraq Washington Post
Blair: Acknowledging Iraq-war "disaster" becomes big pr disaster San Francisco Chronicle
Israeli army disobeyed order not to use cluster bombs: TV AFP
Bush looks to China to pressure Pyongyang Business Day
Amid Uproar Over War, Rangel Renews Call for Draft Washington Post
Kissinger on Iraq
Military victory is no
longer possible in Iraq, former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger said in a
television interview broadcast Sunday.
Kissinger presented a bleak vision of Iraq, saying the U.S. government
must enter into dialogue with Iraq's neighbors -- including Iran -- if progress
is to be made in the region.
President Pigeon Toed

Disturbing News
Friend of poisoned Russian ex-spy accuses Kremlin
Freedom Fried
A museum director in this
military town removed an art exhibit featuring several deep-fried American
flags.
Art student William Gentry said his piece, "The Fat Is in the Fire," was a
commentary on obesity in America.
"I deep-fried the flag because I'm concerned about America and about America's
health," Gentry said.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Stem Cells -- www.seriouskidding.com Grant Gerver
Republican Shenanigans
Republicans plot to bring down Pelosi ... and Clinton with her Telegraph.co.uk, United Kingdom
Bush Visits Bird Flu Lab In Vietnam To Pledge US Support CattleNetwork.com, KS
Flak won't stop, but Fox honchos zip lips on OJ New York Daily News
Jury rejects claim that RNC stole design to create W'04 sticker KFVS, MO
The Top 10
Conservative Idiots, No. 269
Homophobic Republican
Governor Mitt Romney said yesterday that he would ask the Supreme Judicial Court to override the Legislature and let voters decide whether to ban same-sex marriage, telling a boisterous crowd of several thousand at a State House rally that lawmakers are violating the state constitution by refusing to act on the proposal.
Rock-The-Voter News

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"Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard." --Stephen Colbert
Biz/Tech News
Andy Borowitz

Bush-Prison-Torture News
Italy 'sacks' spy over CIA kidnap
Torture protesters camp outside Presidio gate Monterey County Herald, CA
Detainee Wants to Be Relocated For Surgery Washington Post
Stop calling what Dick Cheney does "hunting." Cheney spent election day in Pierre, South Dakota, massacring small, tame animals that someone tossed in front of his gun. The only good news was it was the first time in months you heard a Republican was in Pierre, and Pierre wasn't a little boy. -- Bill Maher
Cherry Picking Intel
The White House dismissed a classified CIA draft assessment that found no conclusive evidence of a secret Iranian nuclear weapons program, The New Yorker magazine reported...The article, in the current issue of the magazine, discussed how Vice President Dick Cheney believed the Bush administration would deal with Iran if the Republicans lost control of Congress -- as they did in the November 7 election.

Go-F***-Yourself News
The Cheney riddle Boston Globe
Did you have a good time today?
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Odd News
Air Force One has mechanical problem; Bush shifts to backup KXAN-TV, TX
Antiviral Paint Kills Flu on Contact LiveScience.com

Eleven-day-old Golden Langur Joon clings to his mother Sameli inside their enclosure at a zoo cum botanical garden in Guwahati, the major city of India's northeastern state of Assam, November 17, 2006. Photo/Utpal Baruah (INDIA)
Peace.