Wednesday edition - August 26, 2009



Advertisers bail after US talk show host calls Obama 'racist'
AFP - ‎8-26-09
WASHINGTON — A conservative talk show host who called President Barack Obama a "racist" is facing a loss of advertisers after a group launched a campaign to..


Group Runs Facebook Ad Asking Palin to "Stop Lying"
CBS News - Stephanie Condon - ‎Aug 24, 2009‎
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin set off a frenzied debate about health care reform when she accused President Obama of planning to establish "death

Sarah Palin and Jeb Bush Poised to Lead Town-Hallers
U.S. News & World Report - Paul Bedard - ‎Aug 25, 2009‎
Then, Sarah Palin, whose 2008 crowds cheered her antitax message. Third, Newt Gingrich, the father of the 1994 conservative revolution


"Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President Obama a racist. And the latest sponsor that he just lost is Clorox bleach. That's amazing. Even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far." --Conan O'Brien




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"There's talk that the elections last week in Afghanistan were rigged. Boy, I didn't see that coming." --David Letterman


PTSD Help On The Way For Vets


 The Veterans Affairs Department is taking steps to help veterans seeking compensation for post-traumatic stress disorder, VA Secretary Eric K. Shinseki announced Aug. 24.

"The hidden wounds of war are being addressed vigorously and comprehensively by this administration as we move VA forward in its transformation to the 21st century," Secretary Shinseki said.




Sen. Edward M. Kennedy of Massachusetts, the last surviving brother in a political dynasty and one of the most influential senators in history, died Tuesday night at his home on Cape Cod after a year-long struggle with brain cancer. He was 77



"Couple of years ago down in Cuba, Fidel Castro they thought, oh, he might be dying because he had some kind of surgery and he is an older fellow, in is 80s. But now, over the weekend, it's all Fidel Castro. He is everywhere. And he was on television. He looked fit. He looked healthy. He looked happy. He was so impressive, as a matter of fact, CIA is actually thinking of sending Squeaky Fromme down there to take a shot at him." --David Letterman



Republican-Shenanigans News


"But Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound." --David Letterman





Rock-The-Voter News


"Congress has been agonizing over health care for months now. Squabbling, fighting, the town hall meetings going crazy. Meanwhile, while they're arguing about health care, we're stuck in two wars that were rubber-stamped in about 10 minutes. What? How does that make any sense when you think about it?" --David Letterman









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Biz-Tech News


"Miss Venezuela is our new Miss Universe, ladies and gentlemen. Beautiful, beautiful. She came out dressed as a barrel of overpriced oil." --David Letterman


Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Dick Cheney has a brand new book. It's a memoir about his life and times, and I believe the title of it is called, 'Too Fat to Waterboard.'" --David Letterman


Go-F**k-Yourself News


Medical update





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A 48-year-old female elephant named Motala walks on her newly attached prosthetic leg at the Elephant Hospital in Lampang province, north of Bangkok August 16, 2009. Motala's front left leg was maimed after she stepped on a landmine at the Myanmar-Thai border 10 years ago.
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