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Wednesday edition - August 5, 2009 |
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Clinton secures release of American reporters
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Palin's use of private e-mail subject of hearing |
Clinton May Pave Way for Talks With Spotlight on Kim |
Could you imagine George W securing the release of those two female journalists?
The man who wrote many of the speeches for President George W. Bush is now working on his memoirs. True story. The book will be called “Me Do Bad Job.”- Conan O'Brien
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
The Russians Are Coming
Here! The Russians Are Coming Here!
Two nuclear-powered Russian
attack submarines have been patrolling in international waters off the East
Coast for several days, in activity reminiscent of the Cold War, defense
officials said Tuesday.
U.S. Northern Command would not comment on the Russian submarines' movement. But
in a prepared statement, Northern Command spokesman Michael Kucharek
acknowledged the patrols and said the
U.S. has been monitoring the two submarines.
"Only 42%
of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing
statistic. How come in America, Christians are the ones who won't take anything
on faith?" --Bill Maher
Disturbing News
Hey, there was a rumor on the Internet this weekend that Sarah Palin was getting divorced. I knew that wasn’t true, because when Sarah Palin takes an oath, she doesn’t bail. - Jimmy Fallon
GOP = Angry Mobs
The Democratic
National Committee will amplify its charge that
Republicans are responsible for “inciting angry mobs of a small number of rabid
right wing extremists … to disrupt” town hall meetings in a new 65 second
Web video that will release Wednesday morning.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Palin got on short list because McCain had gender gap in polls? Politico
White House launches counteroffensive over Drudge Report link CNN
'Southern Republicans, it seems, have seceded from sanity' Atlanta Journal Constitution
‘The Washington Post is doing a big story on the 2008 John McCain campaign. And it now says after all this research that he picked Sarah Palin because of a “high risk/high reward strategy.” Apparently, it’s the same reason McCain uses Metamucil. - Conan OBrien
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Waterloo Lies
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The GOP’s spreading big lies
To ensure that our health reform dies:
“The bill will kill gran —
Shorten seniors’ life span.”
Their goal? Cut Barack down to size.
"This is
nice, though, President Obama served Professor Gates and Officer Crowley beer
and pretzels. Did you know that? Pretzels. Yeah, it's the first time pretzels
have been served at the White House since the time one attacked President Bush.
Remember that one?" --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
CNN Poll: Did Obama act stupidly in Gates arrest comments? CNN
FEMA chief: U.S. not ready to help children in disasters McClatchy
This is actually a true story. It was in the news today. The latest slang dictionary reports that the word Obama means “cool,” as in “you are so Obama.” Also gaining popularity: the phrase “shut your Biden-hole.” - Conan OBrien
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Biz-Tech News
"Hey, at a
concert in Washington, D.C., Paul McCartney dedicated the song 'Michelle' to
Michelle Obama. And then, I thought this was sweet, he dedicated the song
'Taxman' to Barack." --Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Midwest has been home to foreign detainees before The Associated Press
President
Obama just announced he’s considering transferring prisoners from Guantanamo Bay
to Michigan. The idea is to scare the prisoners into revealing information about
terror plots by showing them a bus ticket to Detroit. - Conan O'Brien
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Dick Cheney is still laying low. Maybe he went hunting with Sarah Palin.
"This
weekend, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin took a submarine to the bottom of
Lake Baikal, the world's deepest lake. He got to see some rare exotic fish and
his past political opponents." --Jimmy Fallon
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Odd News
Doctors baffled by Indian village of over 200 sets of twins Reuters
Pope Benedict tunes up for believers with first album Reuters
To Help You Deflate Photo
Used cars are seen in a dumpster to draw attention
to the 'Cash for Clunkers' program at Performance Chevrolet in Sacramento,
Calif., Saturday, Aug. 1, 2009. On Friday Congress approved an additional $2
billion for the program that provides $3,500 or $4,500 credits to buyers who
trade in older, gas guzzling vehicles for more fuel-efficient new cars.
Photo/Rich Pedroncelli
Peace.