TGIF/Weekend edition - September 8-10, 2006

Naughty Bush Photos

 

Senate Approves $470B Defense Bill
San Francisco Chronicle,  USA - 9-8-06
... Lawmakers expect an additional $7 billion will be added during House-Senate talks on a compromise bill. The comparable level of defense funding passed by the ...
 

Bush's Detainee Plan Is Criticized
Washington Post - 9-8-06
President Bush's campaign to sharply limit the courtroom rights of suspected terrorists ran into opposition yesterday from key Republican senators and even top uniformed military lawyers, who said it would violate basic principles of justice. ...

Armitage admits leaking Plame's identity
CNN - 9-8-06
Former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage acknowledged Thursday that he was the source who first revealed the identity of CIA ...


 

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It was announced today in England that Tony Blair will leave as British Prime Minster in May. He is stepping down in May! So President Bush has toppled yet another government! - Jay Leno

 


www.buckfush.com


 

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

“The president of Iran said today that all the liberals should be kicked out of all the universities. You know something? I think we’ve found a guy for Ann Coulter.”-- Jay Leno
 


 

Threatening the Messenger

 

Yes, the rumor’s true. Greg Palast is facing a criminal complaint from the Department of Homeland Security stemming from his filming the Hurricane Katrina investigation for Link TV and Democracy Now. The film’s producer, Matt Pascarella, is also facing the legal wrath of Big Brother.

 


Disturbing News



 

 

“Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld had surgery on his shoulder yesterday. Did you hear about this? He apparently wrenched it trying to you know, pull his foot out of his mouth.” - Jay Leno

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

“According to a Pew Research poll, people in the country of Jordan consider Americans to be rude. Which is not bad, when you consider the rest of the Middle East thinks we’re Satan!”- Jay Leno
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


Email:

Subject: Argus Hamilton

 

Lisa:
I enjoy the humor of Argus Hamilton, because it is a variation of the humor of Leno, Maher, Stewart, et. al., yet it remains intellectual and pointed, without being snobby or inane. Bring him on!

DePhalcon

 

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Lisa, welcome back!

I partially agree with Ken. Argus Hamilton can be somewhat amusing at times,
but he doesn't seem to be in the same league with Leno, Letterman and Conan.

But then, if those big names no longer write any of their own material, they can
afford to hire the very best joke writers!

Years ago when I used to listen to Paul Harvey (in my Nixon Republican days),
he quoted Hamilton often, if that says anything.

But if you decide to leave Argus in, I hope your audience is cool with that.
(Yes kids, we baby-boomers own that slang word all the way back to the 1950's.)

By the way, great cartoon today of Super Bush hanging by 9/11 threads. Now that's
visually cleaver! It's a keeper.

-Ron

 

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M'dear, it's your own site. You can pick and choose, bit by bit, amid the whole world of material. You don't have to listen to anything but your own formidable insight and wit. Not even this. luv ya, Davy

 

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Let Ken do the one liners for awhile, then let's vote.- Duggly

 

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Yes.... Dump him. Otherwise great site. Donation will be coming. Always save you for end of day.

 

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I find Argus Hamilton to be quite clever and amusing.
If someone doesn't find find him funny they either don't have an intelligent sense of humor or are a Republican. Freddie

 

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Hi Lisa
Hamilton is acceptable, I get his humor which is easier to understand than most of what W has to say and it's nice to here from "the rest of the world".
Peace

 

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Lisa -

Your website is great!

Argus Hamilton is great!

That e-mail isn't legitimate. It is most likely from one of the imbeciles at Free Republic.

thanks!

Doug

 

 

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Argus is okay. Can Ken do any better?

Dave
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Truly sorry that Ken doesn't enjoy Argus but we do. Actually, his comments are carried daily in the Albuquerque Journal so we see more of his quotes than you cite. Hope you receive more comments in favor than opposing.

Arlin

 

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Thank you all for your comments.

 

I didn't take Ken's comment in an adverse way, I think he is just curious if other's feel the same way he does. Some do, most don't.

 

I try to offer diverse forms of political humor and I think Argus falls into that category.

 

 


 

 

Clinton team protests `9/11' film
Chicago Tribune

 


 

 

 

 


 

 

Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy had a stent put in his coronary artery last Saturday. It's very delicate surgery. A fraction of an inch in the wrong direction and President Bush's wiretapping program would be upheld by a vote of five to four. -- Argus Hamilton, comedian

 


Biz/Tech News

 


 

Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, and Jane Fonda?

A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


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Go-F***-Yourself News


 

 


 

In Germany, an entrepreneur is starting a smokers' airline. You knew this was going to happen. A smokers' airline with international service to Japan. I think it's called Black Lungus. - Jay Leno

 


 

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Odd News


This photo, taken with the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope and released 29 August 2006, provides a detailed look at the tattered remains of a supernova explosion known as Cassiopeia A (Cas A). Astronomers say they have recorded a supernova in real time: the death explosion of a massive star that is typically only ever spotted days after the blast.(Photo/NASA)

 

Peace.