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Wednesday edition - June 1, 2011

 

 

 

 

 

Palin visits Trump in NYC while on her motor tour

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump exchanged words of admiration Tuesday after a brief meeting at the real estate magnate's penthouse in a Manhattan skyscraper bearing his name.

 

Newt Gingrich: Assessing the damage done

In a new Gallup poll, Gingrich’s favorable ratings among Republican voters have fallen to just 61 percent, down from a high of 75 percent in early April.

Obama warned Republicans on debt limit: White House

President Barack Obama told Republicans that there could be dire consequences of a failure to increase the debt limit, White House spokesman Jay Carney said on Wednesday.


 

"The Supreme Court has upheld Arizona's law which penalizes employers for hiring workers who are in the country illegally. And in a related story, in Phoenix a head of lettuce now costs 137 dollars." –Jay Leno
 


 

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam

 


 

To Aid Or To Trade?

 

 

The U.S. should hold back much of its $7.5 billion aid package to Pakistan until it reforms dysfunctional policies related to energy, taxes and other areas, according to a new report that criticizes the American aid program's focus in a country beset by corruption, poverty and militancy.

 


 

"Dick Cheney has a new book coming out August 30. It doesn't have a title yet, Might I suggest a few. 'How to Shoot Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the Rye'..." –Craig Ferguson
 


 

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

Rush Limbaugh wonders if "riots" are part of Obama's economic 'Grand Plan'

By John Amato

 


 

Thanks to Rick for the graphic

 


Let Them Be Fat!

 

 

 

House Republicans are pushing back against Obama administration efforts to promote healthier lunches, saying the Agriculture Department should rewrite rules it issued in January meant to make school meals healthier. They say the new rules are too costly.

 


 

"There are rumors that Sarah Palin will run for president. It's a big decision. On one hand, running for president is a long and grueling process that goes on for months and years. But she could just quit halfway through, right?" –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

 


What Does A Twittered Weiner Feel Like?

 

New York Congressman Anthony Weiner testily fended off questions Tuesday about the lewd photo sent from his Twitter account and has hired a lawyer to help him figure out how to respond.
 


 

 


 

 

 


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"President Obama was in Ireland last week. While he was there, his Secret Service codename was, "the black guy that's in Ireland.'" –Conan O'Brien
 


 

 


Business News


Creepy, Creepier and Creepiest of Catholics

 

The latest sex-abuse case to rock the Catholic Church is unfolding in the archdiocese of an influential Italian Cardinal who has been working with Pope Benedict XVI on reforms to respond to prior scandals of pedophile priests.

Father Riccardo Seppia, a 51-year-old parish priest in the village of Sastri Ponente, near Genoa, was arrested last Friday, May 13, on pedophilia and drug charges.
 


 

 


 

"You know what Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a quickie? A Minute Maid." –Jay Leno
 


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So close yet so far away.

 

 

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Mysteriously crooked trees in a forest in Gryfino, Poland. The reason for the curve is still unknown

.Photo: Flickr/Tapenade

 

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