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Monday edition - July 31, 2006
Gee, which is worse, holding hands with the Saudis or Fidel?
Blair fails to see humor in Bush's dog-toy gift. In an effort to silence his critics once-and-for-all, a proudly defiant Tony Blair chirps, "I have never been Bush's poodle! At the very least, I am his Doberman." -- Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"President Bush has been very clear that, through his leadership, he has made the world safer. My question to you is simply this: how much safer can the world afford to have him make us?" --Daily Show host Jon Stewart to Sen. John McCain (Watch video clip)
Shooting the
A federal grand jury
investigating leaks of classified information has summoned a former National
Security Agency officer who says he talked to reporters about the agency's
warrantless eavesdropping program....In response to the subpoena, Tice said,
"This latest action by the government is designed only for one purpose: to
ensure that people who witness criminal action being committed by the government
are intimidated into remaining silent."
AT&T says in the second quarter their profits increased by 81%. 81%. So apparently, the government is paying them to listen to our phone calls. -- Jay Leno
Rx for War: Full-strength "911 Truth" Panel on C-SPAN, Tues. 6-8 pm -EDT
"A
grand slam," panelist Webster Tarpley calls the surprise fourth showing of the
landmark Los Angeles American Scholars Symposium on "9/11 and the Neo-Con
Agenda." CSPAN will broadcast it again on Tuesday, August 1 at 6:10 PM Eastern
Time on Cable TV. Click here for full press release
Disturbing News
The Passion of Mel
A day after being busted for drunken driving, Mel Gibson apologized yesterday for getting behind the wheel while "inebriated" and said he was "deeply ashamed" of the "despicable" things he said in an abusive rant to cops... "F------ Jews. Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," -- Mel Gibson when stopped for a DUI
Israeli bomber seen circling Mel Gibson's Malibu estate. -- Grant Gerver
Email: Duggly Subject: Very good question
The Israelis are still waiting for the Messiah. And right wing Christians are still waiting for Armageddon. Oy vey, give it up, already!
Maybe the question should be -- What isn't religious about these wars?
Bush methodically laid the groundwork for these Holy Wars
No wonder our forefathers created the phrase "separation of church and state."
Of course, Mel Gibson did give us a little humor with his Academy Award performance of an inebriated Nazi.
This saga continues...
Republican Shenanigans
Rove Spinning His Spin
"There are practitioners of politics who hold that voters are dumb, ill-informed and easily misled, that voters can be manipulated by a clever ad or smart line," Rove said
Democrat Bombs as Comedian
"I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do. ... I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: it's a fun thing to do. ... If you combine the two together it's probably even more fun." --Rep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.), in an interview with Stephen Colbert (Watch video clip)
Rock-The-Voter News AP
Meanwhile, back to Osama
"He made a
similar proposal to the Europeans. He warned them and gave them six
months," Abu Jandal says. "When there was no response, he started with the
Madrid bombing, then London. So I believe Osama bin Laden is planning a
new attack inside the United States. This is certain."
'If you're a United States senator, unless you're under indictment or detoxification you can automatically consider yourself a candidate for president of the United States,'" Sen. John McCain said.
The White House was urged by
conservatives to attack Iran as the Middle East war worsened Friday.
Evangelical preachers are the most upset. Lately when they tell their
congregations that the end is near, it doesn't get the laugh it once did.
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Cleveland
As a shock tactic,
a national group that opposes abortion plans to fly a billboard-size
picture of an aborted fetus over Cleveland beginning Monday. Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F*ck-Yourself News
But alas, there is some GOOD news amidst all the darkness: Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have tied the knot. I can't wait for the consummation video. -- Grant Gerver
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Odd News
England's Paul Bonhomme flies through an inflatable course gate in the Golden Horn bay in Istanbul July 28, 2006, during the qualifying round for the fifth stage of the 'Red Bull Air Race World Series'. Photo/Daniel Grund/Sports&News/Turkey
Peace.
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