Wednesday edition - June 25, 2008
Afghanistan attacks up 40% in east, Pentagon says
Barack Obama backers demand John McCain fire aide over
What's new: 12-pt lead for Obama in new poll; Nader
accuses him of ...
McCain and Barack Obama bickering. And you know what they’re bickering about
now? What to do when they catch Osama bin Laden — that’s right. Obama wants to
bring him to trial, John McCain wants to shoot him — both really good ideas. And
I said to myself, “Guys, guys, how about somebody finding him first?” -
US military deaths in Iraq war at 4106 The Associated Press
4 Americans killed in Iraq Baltimore Sun
Heavy fighting claims four coalition troops in Afghanistan CNN International
Bush administration to leave Iraq oil deals alone The Associated Press
Meanwhile, South of the Border
Suspected drug hitmen killed six people in Ciudad Juarez in northern Mexico on Tuesday, the latest in a killing spree that has left 41 people dead in the city since the start of the weekend, police said.
Says Capitalist Pig …
… quite like the bacon briefcase
Typhoon heads to China after deadly strike in Philippines
Climate change threatens two-thirds of California's unique plants ... Los Angeles Times
Senior Justice Department
broke civil service laws by rejecting scores of young applicants who had
links to Democrats or liberal organizations, according to a biting report issued
President Bush, after touring parts of Illinois
communities, declares them a disaster. As a return gesture, parts of Illinois
have declared President Bush a disaster.
Sent in by Pudgeboy, AHNC viewer
summoned the country's top scientists for a meeting, during which he announced,
"I changed my mind about us going to Mars. I think it'd be a great idea if we
sent a manned mission to the Sun." The sounds of stifled groans, clearings of
throats, and nervous laughter filled the room. "What," demanded George W, "is
the matter with that idea?"
One scientist bravely spoke up, "Well, for one thing, Mr. President, even if we were lucky, any spacecraft would be burned to a cinder if it got within a million miles of the Sun."
George W said, "Yeah? Well, what if we tried landing at night?"
Sent in by Bill, AHNC viewer
Tancredo Questions McCain
Cannon Ousted In Republican Primary CBS News
Bush Gets Forty Thousand People To Hate Him In One Fell Swoop
British Airways has criticized Heathrow owner BAA for allowing George Bush to fly into the UK's biggest airport, forcing the cancellation of at least 69 flights and disrupting the travel plans of 40,000 passengers.
"Barack Obama, I always thought of him as just a guy. But apparently now he's started a fashion trend. He's started a fashion trend, and Italy is designing clothing based on how Barack Obama dresses. And I said yeah, that will connect him with the angry working-class voters. That's what he wants." --David Letterman
"John McCain. He's inspired a new line of clothing, and I believe if you want some of the John McCain stuff, it's being sold at the Very Old Navy." --David Letterman
Obama Slams McCain Nuke Plant Plans U.S. News & World Report
McClellan won't rule out vote for Obama San Mateo County Times
Hillary Clinton not to seek VP post Xinhua, China
Obama Asks His Top Donors To Help Clinton With Debt
Latest polls show Barack Obama leading John McCain by 15 points. The last time Democrats had this kind of a lead was John Kerry over George Bush four whole years ago. Oh. – Will Durst
Oil prices up slightly ahead of US stocks report The Associated Press
Gains in home prices erased Detroit Free Press
MasterCard to pay $1.8 billion to settle AmEx suit The Associated Press
Traceability a key issue in tomato scare Pizza Marketplace.com, KY
Advertising in the clouds
Bush Memorial You'll Like
A group going
by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San
Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning
water treatment plant on the shoreline
to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.
Regime of torture MiamiHerald.com
"John McCain says that if elected president, he will give a $300 million prize to anyone who can design a new car battery. McCain can get a new type of battery invented because he's the guy that came up with the idea of not cranking the car up at the start." --Craig Ferguson
I hope you had a good time today
Please support All Hat No Cattle
PO Box 88
Ashford. AL 36312
Click here to e-mail a comment
Pacman says he's praying for Imus after 'racist' comment Detroit Free Press
Matthew McConaughey in surfers-vs.-paparazzi brawl in Malibu New York Daily News
Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend 'in Vatican fraud'
rendering released by Dynamic Architecture shows a rotating skyscraper that is
to be built in Dubai. An Italian architect said he is poised to start
construction on a new skyscraper that will be 'the world's first building in
motion,' an 80-story tower with revolving floors that give it an ever-shifting