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Thursday edition - November 6, 2008
"I've
never had this feeling before, which is: Things went well on Election Night,"
said Stephen Colbert, whose political views are not his character's. "I'm a
little stunned. I don't know what to do with my happiness. I'm still afraid
someone's going to take it away."
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Has OPEC Heard About This?
A tree fungus
could provide green fuel that can be pumped directly into vehicle tanks, US
scientists say. The organism, found in the Patagonian rainforest, naturally
produces a mixture of chemicals that is remarkably similar to diesel.
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job - The Onion
Liddy: Obama concentration camp will serve "ham hocks and turnip greens" - Media Matters
Watch Out For Spam
Cyber criminals are blasting out massive amounts of spam touting a video of President-elect Barack Obama's victory speech. Recipients who click the included link are taken to a site that prompts visitors to install an Adobe Flash Player update. The bogus update, however, is actually a data-stealing Trojan horse.
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Failure to Blow Election Stuns Democrats - Borowitz Report
Sarah The Shopaholic
One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill....."Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.
Ah, the Palins, the salt of the earth, the heart of the country, and the bottom of the barrel. Alaska's first family of freeloaders, who did prove one thing without a doubt: we're building the fence on the wrong border. - Bill Maher
Rock-The-Voter News
Fox News: Palin didn't know
Africa was a continent - YouTube
Comedy writer Pedro Bartes on Joe the Plumber deciding against recording a country album: "Ironically, he didn't have the pipes."
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Biz-Tech News
The Endless Uses For Duct Tape
An airline crew
used duct tape to keep a passenger in her seat because they say she became
unruly, fighting flight attendants and grabbing other passengers, forcing the
flight to land in North Carolina.
"But finally having a writer-president — and I don't mean a published author, but someone who knows the full value of the carefully chosen word — I suddenly feel, for the first time, not only like a writer who happens to be American, but an American writer."- Pulitzer Prize-winning author Toni Morrison
Bush-Prison-Torture News
What A Difference A Day Makes
On the day after his
victory, Barack Obama faced a world in financial crisis, shooting wars in Iraq
and Afghanistan, and a nation that expected him to deliver on all his promises.
Obamas Will Adopt Precious Rescue Puppy, Destroy American Businesses - Wonkette
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Hey, Sarah, Please Keep Watching Russia From Your Front Porch!
Russian President Dmitry
Medvedev could resign from his post in 2009 to pave the way
for Vladimir Putin to return to the Kremlin, Vedomosti newspaper reported on
Thursday, citing an unidentified source close to the Kremlin.
Thank
God for high gas prices. I don't have to visit the relatives anymore.
- Grant
Gerver
Subject: Obama's been elected. Should All Hat No Cattle Stay Online?
Hi, Lisa.
Lisa:
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Thank you for what you've done. I hope you continue, but even if you don't, I hope my contribution helps.
John _________________________________
Lisa,
We need places like All Hat to help folks keep dialogue in this nation active. And to point out where it is not. Rove and Palin are still out there and are only catching their breath.
Dennis
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Lisa,
What??? Leave now? We need you more than ever now that Obama has been elected. Who's gonna watch those angry elephants!
Bev
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Please help keep All Hat No Cattle Online
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Odd News
In this image provided by NASA, Astronaut Greg Chamitoff, Expedition 18 flight engineer, wears a communication system headset while looking through a window in the Kibo laboratory of the International Space Station at earth Sunday Nov. 2, 2008. Photo/NASA
Peace.
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