Thursday edition - November 6, 2008

 

 

 

 

Obama begins building transition team
CNN - 11-6-08
US President-elect Barack Obama is expected to begin building his transition team Thursday, little more than a day after securing an historic election victory...

 

Tina Fey says she's retiring Sarah Palin impersonation
Entertainment Weekly - 11-6-08
Tina Fey’s hilarious turn as Sarah Palin put Saturday Night Live on the electoral map like nothing else in recent memory — viewership

Last New England Republican in US House loses
The Associated Press - 11-6-08
The moderate Republican seeking his 11th term was bested by Democrat Jim Himes, 142979 votes to 135630 votes. Shays, 63, was trounced in Bridgeport


 

"I've never had this feeling before, which is: Things went well on Election Night," said Stephen Colbert, whose political views are not his character's. "I'm a little stunned. I don't know what to do with my happiness. I'm still afraid someone's going to take it away."
 


 

www.republican-elephant.com

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


Has OPEC Heard About This?

 

A tree fungus could provide green fuel that can be pumped directly into vehicle tanks, US scientists say. The organism, found in the Patagonian rainforest, naturally produces a mixture of chemicals that is remarkably similar to diesel.
 


 

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job - The Onion

 


 

 


 

Liddy: Obama concentration camp will serve "ham hocks and turnip greens" - Media Matters

 


Watch Out For Spam

 

Cyber criminals are blasting out massive amounts of spam touting a video of President-elect Barack Obama's victory speech. Recipients who click the included link are taken to a site that prompts visitors to install an Adobe Flash Player update. The bogus update, however, is actually a data-stealing Trojan horse.

 


 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

Failure to Blow Election Stuns Democrats - Borowitz Report

 


 

 


Sarah The Shopaholic

 

 One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill....."Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

 


 

Ah, the Palins, the salt of the earth, the heart of the country, and the bottom of the barrel. Alaska's first family of freeloaders, who did prove one thing without a doubt: we're building the fence on the wrong border. - Bill Maher

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

Fox News: Palin didn't know Africa was a continent - YouTube
 


 

Comedy writer Pedro Bartes on Joe the Plumber deciding against recording a country album: "Ironically, he didn't have the pipes."

 


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The Endless Uses For Duct Tape

 

 An airline crew used duct tape to keep a passenger in her seat because they say she became unruly, fighting flight attendants and grabbing other passengers, forcing the flight to land in North Carolina.

Maria Esther Castillo of Oswego, N.Y., is due in court Thursday, charged with resisting arrest and interfering with the operations of a flight crew aboard United Airlines Flight 645, from Puerto Rico to Chicago.
 


 

"But finally having a writer-president — and I don't mean a published author, but someone who knows the full value of the carefully chosen word — I suddenly feel, for the first time, not only like a writer who happens to be American, but an American writer."- Pulitzer Prize-winning author Toni Morrison

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


What A Difference A Day Makes

 

On the day after his victory, Barack Obama faced a world in financial crisis, shooting wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and a nation that expected him to deliver on all his promises.

John McCain faced a barbecue.

“I got nine racks of ribs,” McCain told his closest aide and co-author, Mark Salter. “And I will be cooking them up.”
 


 

Obamas Will Adopt Precious Rescue Puppy, Destroy American Businesses - Wonkette

 


 

 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News

 


Hey, Sarah, Please Keep Watching Russia From Your Front Porch!

 

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev could resign from his post in 2009 to pave the way for Vladimir Putin to return to the Kremlin, Vedomosti newspaper reported on Thursday, citing an unidentified source close to the Kremlin.
 


 

 


 

Thank God for high gas prices. I don't have to visit the relatives anymore. - Grant Gerver
 


 

Email

Subject: Obama's been elected. Should All Hat No Cattle Stay Online?

 

Hi, Lisa.

Yes, indeed, we need you to continue. There will be a terrible right wing back lash and it's already started. The KKK, I hear, is vigorously recruiting new members. One of my students told me this morning that she received an email today comparing Obama to Hitler. Our real effort is just beginning. Please, please keep up your wonderful work.

(A contribution is on the way!)

Ellie
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Lisa:

I’m a regular reader and unfortunately very irregular contributor, but I really want you to be able to keep going. As long as there are politicians, there will be politicians who desperately need to be ridiculed. And you do it so well

Thanks

Roger

 

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Thank you for what you've done. I hope you continue, but even if you don't, I hope my contribution helps.

 

John

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Lisa,

 

We need places like All Hat to help folks keep dialogue in this nation active. And to point out where it is not. Rove and Palin are still out there and are only catching their breath.

 

Dennis

 

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Lisa,

 

What??? Leave now? We need you more than ever now that Obama has been elected. Who's gonna watch those angry elephants!

 

Bev

 

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Thank you all for your support! I think I have the most wonderful viewers.

 


 

 

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

 

 

In this image provided by NASA, Astronaut Greg Chamitoff, Expedition 18 flight engineer, wears a communication system headset while looking through a window in the Kibo laboratory of the International Space Station at earth Sunday Nov. 2, 2008. Photo/NASA

 

 

Peace.