Wednesday edition - September 3, 2008
Intrade market sees 14.6 pct chance Palin withdrawn
Based Solely on Olympics Ads, McCain Wins
Obama 'advised general to
Sarah Palin - a comedy writer's dream
“Barack Obama says he’s planning to
get his daughters a dog if he’s elected president.” Most “voters asked think he
should get a poodle,” proving “that Americans are not only ready for a black
president, they’re also ready for a gay first dog.” - Conan O'Brien
Iraq expects to gross $55 bln in China oil deal guardian.co.uk
When neighbors heard that Army Cpl. Christopher Levi was coming home from Iraq without his legs, Newsday says dozens of people came together to work on a $100,000 renovation of his family's house in Holbrook, N.Y.
family crisis that we were talking about on Sunday and Monday, that has been
solved now and, today, the baby is being adopted by Angelina Jolie." - David
Protecting the Lying Liars and Their Lies
The Justice Department
refused to prosecute former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for improperly
— and possibly illegally — storing in his office and home classified information
about two of the Bush administration's most sensitive counterterrorism efforts.
Hanna strands Haitians on rooftops Detroit Free Press
Hanna to move across Bahamas CNN International
More PayPal Lines Sent To AHNC
Hand all Republican candidates their asses on a spike this November
For all the voodoo that you do
A voice in the wilderness - thanks!
Because you're funny enough to feed.
Because you do my research for me.
Lisa, Keep up the good work.
While Bush Rides His Bike Putin Saves TV Crew From Tiger Attack
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.
Republican heavyweights rally behind Sarah Palin Times Online, UK
Sarah Palin to unveil teen dad Levi Johnston at convention
President Bush gives little more than a cameo at Republican convention
Great Political Art
Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn’t want to have to be in a position to have to get C.P.R. from Mitt Romney. - Jay Leno
Obama Met With Fox News Executives Washington Post
Governor's hearing to remove Detroit mayor begins The Associated Press
David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises In Barack Obama’s
Democratic National Convention Address.
10. Delivered speech in a bright orange pantsuit.
9. Wants to change October to ‘Barack-tober.’
8. Most of speech was devoted to his Labor Day barbecue cole slaw recipe.
7. Outlined plan for America, then took calls about the Broncos defense.
6. Kept saying to John Kerry, ‘Hey, why the long face?’ – it’s funny every time!
5. Twelve-and-a-half minutes of, ‘Testing-one-two.’
4. Performed hilarious ventriloquist act with Dennis Kucinich on his lap.
3. Promised to make Pluto a state.
2. Plans to bring peace to Lo and Audrina on ‘The Hills.’
1. Also pronounces ‘nuclear,’ ‘nucular.’
“At one point this week, police in
Denver had a showdown with over 300 protestors, ended up pepper spraying them.
And since, of course, it was Denver and they were Democrats, it was only fresh
ground pepper spray.”- Jay Leno
Coke Bids for Chinese Juice Giant New York Times
This is a little fun fact for you — both John McCain and Michael Jackson will celebrate their birthday. Yeah, so it will be the birthday of an old white guy and John McCain. - Conan O'Brien
Detainee Transfer Announced
Russia accused the United States of stirring up instability in Georgia on Wednesday, hours after U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney landed in the region to show support for Washington's ex-Soviet allies.
Cheney in Azerbaijan for talks on Georgia, energy
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FBI doubles reward for mob boss Whitey Bulger Seattle Post Intelligencer
Usher Plans to Perform for 'Women Only' People Magazine
Surfers Charged in McConaughey Pap Fight
made available by Emaar properties shows Burj Dubai in the Gulf emirate. The
world's tallest building just got taller -- the Burj Dubai tower in the booming
Gulf emirate of Dubai has now reached a height of 688 metres (2,257 feet) and is
still growing, developers Emaar said on Tuesday, September 2, 2008.