Wednesday edition - September 3, 2008




Intrade market sees 14.6 pct chance Palin withdrawn
Reuters - 9-3-08
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The online prediction market Intrade sees a 14.6 percent chance Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will be withdrawn as the..



Based Solely on Olympics Ads, McCain Wins
Adweek, NY - 9-3-08
NEW YORK If the outcome of the November general election were based solely on the impact of the candidates' Olympics ads, John McCain would defeat Barack


Obama 'advised general to redeploy troops'
WalesOnline, United Kingdom - Aug 31, 2008
Gen Petraeus told Mr Obama his goal is to get US forces out of the daily Iraq fight as soon as possible and said military commanders needed politicians to


Sarah Palin - a comedy writer's dream



“Barack Obama says he’s planning to get his daughters a dog if he’s elected president.” Most “voters asked think he should get a poodle,” proving “that Americans are not only ready for a black president, they’re also ready for a gay first dog.” - Conan O'Brien



The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Grateful Neighbors


When neighbors heard that Army Cpl. Christopher Levi was coming home from Iraq without his legs, Newsday says dozens of people came together to work on a $100,000 renovation of his family's house in Holbrook, N.Y.



"The Palin family crisis that we were talking about on Sunday and Monday, that has been solved now and, today, the baby is being adopted by Angelina Jolie." - David Letterman


Protecting the Lying Liars and Their Lies



The Justice Department refused to prosecute former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for improperly — and possibly illegally — storing in his office and home classified information about two of the Bush administration's most sensitive counterterrorism efforts.


Disturbing News


More PayPal Lines Sent To AHNC



While Bush Rides His Bike Putin Saves TV Crew From Tiger Attack


Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was feted by Russian media on Sunday for saving a television crew from an attack by a Siberian tiger in the wilds of the Far East.










Republican-Shenanigans News


Great Political Art



Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn’t want to have to be in a position to have to get C.P.R. from Mitt Romney. - Jay Leno


Rock-The-Voter News


David Letterman: Top Ten Surprises In Barack Obama’s Democratic National Convention Address.

10. Delivered speech in a bright orange pantsuit.
9. Wants to change October to ‘Barack-tober.’
8. Most of speech was devoted to his Labor Day barbecue cole slaw recipe.
7. Outlined plan for America, then took calls about the Broncos defense.
6. Kept saying to John Kerry, ‘Hey, why the long face?’ – it’s funny every time!
5. Twelve-and-a-half minutes of, ‘Testing-one-two.’
4. Performed hilarious ventriloquist act with Dennis Kucinich on his lap.
3. Promised to make Pluto a state.
2. Plans to bring peace to Lo and Audrina on ‘The Hills.’
1. Also pronounces ‘nuclear,’ ‘nucular.’


“At one point this week, police in Denver had a showdown with over 300 protestors, ended up pepper spraying them. And since, of course, it was Denver and they were Democrats, it was only fresh ground pepper spray.”- Jay Leno


Biz-Tech News


This is a little fun fact for you — both John McCain and Michael Jackson will celebrate their birthday. Yeah, so it will be the birthday of an old white guy and John McCain. - Conan O'Brien


Bush-Prison-Torture News

Cheney Diplomacy


Russia accused the United States of stirring up instability in Georgia on Wednesday, hours after U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney landed in the region to show support for Washington's ex-Soviet allies.


Go-F**k-Yourself News






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This picture made available by Emaar properties shows Burj Dubai in the Gulf emirate. The world's tallest building just got taller -- the Burj Dubai tower in the booming Gulf emirate of Dubai has now reached a height of 688 metres (2,257 feet) and is still growing, developers Emaar said on Tuesday, September 2, 2008.