Tuesday edition - June 29, 2010





Kagan fends off GOP efforts to portray her as a liberal activist
MiamiHerald.com - David Lightman, Michael Doyle -6-29-10
WASHINGTON -- Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan on Tuesday fought off Republicans who were trying hard to paint her as a

New York Fed probes Wall Street exposure to BP: sources

Reuters – Mon Jun 28, 4:59 pm ET
NEW YORK (Reuters) - The Federal Reserve Bank of New York has been probing major financial firms' exposure to BP Plc to ensure that if the oil giant buckles under the costs of the Gulf oil spill, it won't put Wall Street or the global financial system at risk, according to two sources familiar with the matter.

Petraeus vows long-term commitment in Afghan war
By ANNE FLAHERTY (AP) – 6-29-10
WASHINGTON — Gen. David Petraeus cautiously endorsed President Barack Obama's exit plan for the Afghan war on Tuesday, leaving himself room to recommend changes or delays as he interviewed for the job of commander of the stalemated war.


The Republicans have demonized the word liberal. Democrats should demonize the word conservative.



So, if and when a tropical storm or hurricane hits the Gulf of Mexico, it may rain oil in the southern states. Forecast - Cloudy and very windy with a chance of 10W-30.
On the positive side, your gardening tools will no longer rust when left outside in the rain.- Laugh Lines


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

US Still Neglecting The Mess They Made In Vietnam



The United Nations has launched a $5 million project to clean up Agent Orange contamination at a former U.S military air base in Vietnam, the world body said Tuesday.



So hot down in Washington, D.C., today that President Obama was fanning himself with his birth certificate.- David Letterman





Disturbing News

Fox News  Gets Caught



 A New York federal judge has denied Fox News' attempt to dismiss a lawsuit claiming that it breached a contract by continuing to show footage of convicted scam artist Bernie Madoff and his wife on a yacht.

The cable news network is battling Kenneth Stadt, who owns the rights to the Madoff video. In early 2009, Stadt gave

Fox News an exclusive license to his footage for 45 days in return for $10,000. The network later re-upped for another 45 days in return for $50,000 more. According to the complaint, the term then expired, but Fox allegedly kept using the footage anyway.


Do you know what’s going on down in Washington today? The Senate began the Supreme Court confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan. And tomorrow, my favorite part of the whole procedure, the talent competition. And, I want to tell you something — wait until you hear this woman sing “I Dreamed a Dream.”- David Letterman





Republican-Shenanigans News

Paul McCartney Won't Apologize For Bush Joke


"Has anyone ever watched Saturday Night Live? They joke about Bush all the time. As for a public apology, are they kidding? I was in two minds whether to say it and I actually waited until the President had gone because I didn’t want to embarrass him or his family. But hey, come on, it’s rock and roll. It wasn’t a religious meeting and I’m allowed to make jokes.”





Things in Washington are always so political. President Obama said that the opposition to Elena Kagan seems like “pretty thin gruel.” That’s how he describes the opposition. If you want thick gruel, just go down to the Gulf of Mexico.- David Letterman


Rock-The-Voter News

Republican Candidate Says God's Plan Includes Rape



Manders: I, too, am pro life but I'm also pro choice, do you understand what I mean when I say that.

Angle: I'm pro responsible choice. There is choice to abstain choice to do contraception. There are all kind of good choices.

Manders: Is there any reason at all for an abortion?

Angle: Not in my book.


Manders: So, in other words, rape and incest would not be something?

Angle: You know, I'm a Christian and I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations and we need to have a little faith in many things.





Well here’s sad news. Dick Cheney, the former vice president of the United States, was hospitalized over the weekend. Dick Cheney is O.K. Earlier today, he was up and sneering. So he’s fine.- David Letterman

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Biz-Tech News


Police in California arrested a couple for trying to sell their baby for $25 at a Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart called the incident horrifying, but also proof of its unbeatable, everyday low prices.- Jimmy Fallon

Sure. We Can Trust Big Business.


Monday night on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow laid out a rather startling set of numbers: In the past three years, BP has netted $58.3 billion in profit, yet has spent only $29 million (0.05% of the profit) on safer-drilling research. Over the same period, BP hasn't spent one penny on researching how to respond to any type of oil spill, much less one as huge as the breach currently fouling the Gulf.




Bush-Prison-Torture News

GOP Patriotism: NO Dinero For Homeless Veterans



Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.) asked for unanimous consent to approve a $3.4 billion bill to help homeless women veterans and homeless vets with kids. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell objected on behalf of Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), who is taking a stand against any measure that adds to the deficit.


Go-F**k-Yourself News




McDonald’s is being sued by the Center for Science in the Public Interest. They’re claiming that toys in the Happy Meals are contributing to childhood obesity. That’s how you know our kids are getting fat, O.K., when they’re eating the toy.- Jay Leno


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An octopus named Paul sits on a box with decorated with a German flag at the Sea Life aquarium in Oberhausen, western Germany. The octopus has shot to fame for correctly predicting the result of all of the country's World Cup matches so far. The creature has forecast a win over Argentina in the quarter-finals. Photo/Patrik Stollarz




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