Monday edition - January 5, 2009

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Israeli Forces Push Deeper Into Gaza
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Marines in combat still seek a better flak vest |
Obama chokes up as he says goodbye to Chicago |
Al Franken has been declared winner of his race in Minnesota once again insuring the U.S. Senate will be 100 percent full of comedians. – Will Durst

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Taliban whopper: claim 5220 foreign troops killed The Associated Press
US Embassy in Baghdad inaugurated
Gaza Deaths Update
A health ministry official
says 64 Palestinian civilians have been killed since the ground assault began.
The new deaths brought the death toll in the Gaza Strip to more than 512 since
Dec. 27th.
Five Israelis have been killed since the offensive began.

Bored with C-SPAN programming? Check out all the latest frauds and Ponzi schemes in real time on the action-packed new TV channel, C-SCAM. - Laugh Lines
Disturbing News
Just Shoot Me
Another President Bush?
Perhaps so, says former President George H.W. Bush, who has already seen one
son, George W., serve in the Oval Office. The nation's 41st president said
Sunday that
he would like to see a second son, Jeb, be president one day.
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Republican party showdown today CNN Political Ticker
Republicans Attack Kaine on DNC Post Washington Post Blogs, DC
The Bush retirement plan: build library, enjoy perks McClatchy Newspapers
George HW Bush carrier set for commissioning Boston Herald
Informant in RNC arrests says he stopped violence


Democrat
Al
Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in
Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican
Norm Coleman, state officials said on Sunday.
Rock-The-Voter News
Obama Plan Includes $300 Billion in Tax Cuts New York Times
Bon Jovi to Hillary Clinton: I'll Be There for You E! Online
Burris to go to DC as his fate remains in question The Associated Press

Petition Wal-Mart to Hire Alberto Gonzales - Jesus' General
Biz-Tech News
Oil rises above $47 on Middle East tension The Associated Press
Investors warm to Obama stimulus plans MSN Money
China cracks down on 'vulgar' websites

Bernard L. Madoff
Investment Securities LLC
was examined at least eight times in 16 years by the U.S. Securities and
Exchange Commission (SEC) and other regulators, who often came armed with
suspicions, the Wall Street Journal said.

A Detroit lawyer was told he owed the I.R.S. five cents and he’d better pay up or face a penalty, and then was told the I.R.S. owed him four cents back but if he wanted it, he’d have to request a refund. If you ask me, this is not incompetence but a sign that the I.R.S. should be put in charge of managing the Treasury Department’s bailout loans. - Laugh Lines
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Australia: No to Guantanamo Detainees Voice of America
Guantánamo May Close, But in Afghanistan Another Gitmo Grows TIME
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Cheney says US is close to achieving its aims in Iraq International Herald Tribune
Cheney Says US Did Not Authorize Gaza Invasion

Dave Barry Year in Review: Bailing out of 2008
Spread peace at a glance

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Odd News
Swimmers
dodge big chunks of ice during the 23rd annual polar bear swim in Jacksonport,
Wisconsin. Photo/Christine Nesheim Peace.
