Monday edition - January 5, 2009

 

 

 

 

Israeli Forces Push Deeper Into Gaza
New York Times - 1-5-09
ISRAELI-GAZA BORDER - Backed by fire from air, sea and land, Israeli troops and tanks continued to push deeper into Gaza on Monday after rebuffing diplomatic efforts to end the 10-day...

 

Marines in combat still seek a better flak vest
The Associated Press - Jan 3, 2009
"I've worn the vest on my travels into Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can tell you those Marines have raised some valid points," Conway told the AP by e-mail

Obama chokes up as he says goodbye to Chicago
Chicago Sun-Times, United States -  1-5-09
President-elect Barack Obama had a tough, lonely last night in his Chicago home


 

Al Franken has been declared winner of his race in Minnesota once again insuring the U.S. Senate will be 100 percent full of comedians. – Will Durst

 


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The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


Gaza Deaths Update

 

A health ministry official says 64 Palestinian civilians have been killed since the ground assault began. The new deaths brought the death toll in the Gaza Strip to more than 512 since Dec. 27th.

Five Israelis have been killed since the offensive began.
 


 


 

Bored with C-SPAN programming? Check out all the latest frauds and Ponzi schemes in real time on the action-packed new TV channel, C-SCAM. - Laugh Lines

 


 

Disturbing News


Just Shoot Me

 

Another President Bush?

Perhaps so, says former President George H.W. Bush, who has already seen one son, George W., serve in the Oval Office. The nation's 41st president said Sunday that he would like to see a second son, Jeb, be president one day.
 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 


 

 

Democrat Al Franken will be declared the winner of the tight U.S. Senate contest in Minnesota, emerging from a ballot recount with a slim margin over Republican Norm Coleman, state officials said on Sunday.
 


Rock-The-Voter News



 

Petition Wal-Mart to Hire Alberto Gonzales - Jesus' General

 


Biz-Tech News


 

 Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC was examined at least eight times in 16 years by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and other regulators, who often came armed with suspicions, the Wall Street Journal said.
 


 

 


 

A Detroit lawyer was told he owed the I.R.S. five cents and he’d better pay up or face a penalty, and then was told the I.R.S. owed him four cents back but if he wanted it, he’d have to request a refund. If you ask me, this is not incompetence but a sign that the I.R.S. should be put in charge of managing the Treasury Department’s bailout loans.  - Laugh Lines

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Divine Intervention Needed

 

Todd Gitlin , a professor of journalism and sociology at Columbia University , saw the policies as having harsh implications that are likely to reverberate for years: "Bush's catastrophic occupation of Iraq has set America's world position back with such scope and intensity as to require a divine intervention if it is ever to be wiped off the books," he said.

 


The Devil’s in the Details: Cheney Explains the Missing Emails

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

 


 

Dave Barry Year in Review: Bailing out of 2008

 


 

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Odd News


 

Swimmers dodge big chunks of ice during the 23rd annual polar bear swim in Jacksonport, Wisconsin. Photo/Christine Nesheim
 

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