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Tuesday edition - January 17, 2006

Gore accuses Bush of breaking law
Houston Chronicle, United States -
Former Vice President Al Gore accused President Bush of breaking the law by authorizing wiretaps ...

Spy agency post-9/11 data sidetracked FBI: NY Times
ABC News -  1-17-06
In the months following the September 11 attacks, the National Security Agency sent a torrent of names, phone numbers and e-mail addresses to the FBI that swamped the agency but led in virtually every case to dead ends or innocent Americans, The New York Times reported on Monday.

FBI officials complained repeatedly to the secretive spy agency, which was collecting much of the data by eavesdropping on the international phone and Internet communications of targeted Americans


Gonzales defends NSA, rejects call for prosecutor
(CNN) -- Attorney General Alberto Gonzales once again Monday defended the legality of a controversial surveillance program by the National Security Agency ...

Gore sounded like a statesman in his speech yesterday, something you could never say about Bush.

 George Bush never met a civil liberty he couldn't neuter.Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 Jack Abramoff, George W. Bush: two great examples of what religious zealotry can do. – Grant Gerver

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 Colin Powell Gets A Bush Greeting

Hundreds of protesters staged a demonstration against the visit by Colin Powell, the former US secretary of state, to Scotland last night.

As Mr Powell, who was widely regarded as the most moderate figure in the Bush administration, addressed a Jewish fundraising dinner in a Glasgow hotel, about 200 people mounted an angry and vocal protest outside.

 Disturbing News


No White House Wedding Bells Yet

What's the start of the wedding season without a good rumor about the Bush twins? But we hear a White House ceremony is not likely just yet. Despite whispers that Jenna 's beau, Henry Hager, popped the question

Happy birthday to Rush Limbaugh! He's 55 years old. You have to give Rush credit... He's probably the only Republican in the country with a cheap prescription drug plan.—Jay Leno

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 Republican Shenanigans

 GI Schmo – How low can Army recruiters go?

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Hillary Plays the Plantation Card

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton sparked a Martin Luther King Day political firestorm yesterday by describing the GOP-controlled Congress as a "plantation" during a speech before an African-American congregation in Harlem.

"When you look at the way the House of Representatives has been run, it has been run like a plantation, and you know what I'm talking about," Clinton (D-N.Y.) told an audience at the Canaan Baptist Church of Christ during an event sponsored by the Rev. Al Sharpton's National Action Network.

 Jack Abramoff - Abram = what this lobbyist truly is. Grant Gerver

Rock-The-Voter News

Bill Clinton backs Blair as future UN chief

Asked if Blair should run for UN secretary general, Clinton, 59, said: “That would suit me. He would be a good one.”

The current secretary general Kofi Annan’s term in office ends on December 31 this year.

 “And now the Abramoff guy. You know, the lobbyist involved in the corruption scandal? They're now saying he's completely out of money. Tapped out. In fact, they're making a movie about him called ‘Broke Ass Mountain.’”—Jay Leno politics.htm

 Good News

 They asked [Judge Alito] a lot of questions, to see if he's in touch with the average American. What is the price of a loaf of bread? How much is a gallon of milk? What is the cost to buy a congressman?”—Jay Leno

 Mixing Religion and Politics

A group of religious leaders have accused two evangelical churches of improperly promoting an Ohio candidate for governor and want the Internal Revenue Service to investigate.

The 31 leaders from nine denominations signed a letter Sunday asking the IRS to determine if the churches should lose tax-exempt status because of their support for Secretary of State Kenneth Blackwell, one of three Republicans seeking the nomination.

Biz/Tech News

The Illustrated Daily Scribble

 Bush-Prison-Torture News

 US Supreme Court Upholds Suicide Law

The Supreme Court on Tuesday upheld Oregon's one-of-a-kind physician-assisted suicide law, rejecting a Bush administration attempt to punish doctors who help terminally ill patients die.

 Strip Search Judge Sam Alito

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Laura Bush Plays Defense Again

First lady Laura Bush yesterday rejected Democratic claims that Republicans are mired in a "culture of corruption" and said she'd be "glad" to campaign for Republican candidates in the fall.

    "It isn't true," Mrs. Bush said of the "culture of corruption"

 Odd News



 A copy of a map that collector Liu Gang supposedly proves the controversial theories that famed Chinese mariner Zheng was the first person to discover America and circumnavigate the world.




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