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Wednesday edition -- December 21,  2005

Judge Resigns Over Bush Spy Program
CBS News – 12-21-05
A federal judge has resigned from a special court set up to oversee government surveillance to protest President Bush's secret authorization of a domestic ...

Iraq Fuel Price Hike Sparks Protests
CBS News - 12-20-05
 Violent demonstrations broke out across Iraq and the oil minister threatened to resign Monday after the government raised the prices of gasoline and ...

US law would let torture be used for evidence
MSN Money -12-20-05

Congress could approve this week legislation that would permit indefinite detention of prisoners at Guantánamo Bay based on evidence obtained through torture. ...

Bush and Cheney are defending illegal wiretaps just like Richard Nixon and his cronies.  Oh, that's right, Nixon's cronies are the same as Bush's -- Cheney & Rumsfeld.

"President Bush admitted that the United States went to war in Iraq based on bad intelligence. But he says knowing what we know now he would still do it again. So at least we're learning from our mistakes." --Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Bulgaria just announced that they are pulling all their troops from Iraq. In fact, both of them -- Dmitri and Lech.—Jay Leno

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The Real Trailer Trash

Vice President Dick Cheney didn't suffer for lack of comfort on the cavernous cargo plane that he rode into Iraq and Afghanistan this week.

The Air Force loaded the plane with the "silver bullet," a mobile home in the sky strapped down in the middle of the belly. The accommodations included sleeping and working quarters that protected him from the noise and cold of the cargo hold during a more than five-hour flight into Baghdad.

Disturbing News

Did you see who visited President Bush in the White House last week? Hillary Clinton. Actually, she was just there measuring for drapes.—Jay Leno

Woodward’s Words

In a 1979 Playboy interview with J. Anthony Lukas ’55, a former associate managing editor of The Crimson, Woodward explicitly denied that “Deep Throat” was in “the intelligence community.” Felt, whose family identified him as Woodward’s source earlier this year, was deputy director of the FBI, which conducts intelligence, among other duties.

Republican Shenanigans

From The Suggestion/Anonymous Tip Box

Lisa, don't you think that before you suggest the President get a

lobotomy that tests should be conducted to conclusively determine that there

is something to remove?


Rush Update

The state prosecutor who is leading the investigation into Rush Limbaugh's drug use has been appointed a Palm Beach County judge, Gov. Jeb Bush announced Monday.

The Evolution of George Bush: President = Presidic = Dicsident = Dictator -- Grant Gerver

Rock-The-Voter News

The Right Wing Connecting The Dots

Sen. Biden's Blind Allegiance to the Abortion Lobby Enables Sex Traffickers to Continue Their Trade, Says Family Research Council

Good News

George W. Bush never met a civil liberty he couldn't hijack.  -- Grant Gerver

Biz/Tech News

"It's HARD WORK circumventin' the Constitution."-- Grant Gerver



Congress Has Too Much Time On Their Hands

Because there aren't enough gorgeous glamazons on these shores already, Reps. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla.) have co-sponsored a very special bill for supermodels. Introduced last month, HR 4354 would amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to establish a separate, nonimmigrant classification for fashion models -- in short, make it easier for beauties from Brazil, Russia, the Czech Republic and other far-flung locales to strut their skinny little butts on our runways.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato

2005 Dot-Comedy Awards: And the Nominees Are...

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FBB: Federal Bureau of Bush

A government watchdog is calling on the Senate Judiciary Committee to investigate at least 13 occasions of alleged improper use of FBI surveillance, including searches and seizures of e-mail and bank records.

Go-F***-Yourself News

Surprise Surprise

A surveillance program approved by President Bush to conduct eavesdropping without warrants has captured what are purely domestic communications in some cases, despite a requirement by the White House that one end of the intercepted conversations take place on foreign soil, officials say.

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King, Horror Novelist

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Odd News

Lisa, Check out this picture, I swear it is not made up, my son took this picture in the parking lot of the Bristol Mall, Bristol, VA. I wonder which came first, the tag or the stickers?



Peace for nuts too.





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