Well, according to “Newsweek,” the FBI now says Osama bin Laden is healthy and giving the orders once again for al Qaeda. Today, Republicans blamed it on the new healthcare bill.- Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US Navy plane crashes in Arabian Sea

• Bicycle bomb kills 8 in southern Afghanistan

• Bombs kill 12 in Russia, days after metro attacks

• Chechen rebels say responsible for Moscow bombings

• VA doctors prohibited from prescribing medical pot

Israel has to stop being mad at Obama because he won’t plan a visit. Hey, we’re your ally, not your grandchildren. Calm down and give it a rest, or you’ll get Biden again.
- Bill Maher

Glad Her Finger Isn't On The Nuke Button

"Iran's leaders have repeatedly called for the destruction of Israel and with nuclear weapons and the means to deliver them, the mullahs would be in a position to launch a Second Holocaust," said Sarah Palin

Disturbing News

• DC officials investigate after 9 shot, 4 dead

• Rising water forces evacuations in New England

Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, his brother-in-law accused President Obama of being anti-Semitic. And Obama handled it gracefully. He said if I’m anti-Semitic, how come I bailed out all those Jew bankers?
- Bill Maher

Disney World: Iraqi Style

Saddam Hussein made his palaces a desert paradise, but now his hometown is seeking foreign investors to turn the late dictator's playground into a tourist mecca.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• McCain to Obama: 'Drill baby, drill'

• GOP wary of health law repeal push in fall races AP

• Republicans say Steele will survive nightclub flap

• Ousted GOP chairman profited from secret fundraising contract Orlando Sentinel

• FBI sees little chance of copycat militia plots

It used to be the Big Business Party. That’s a Republican. Then it got taken over by Jesus. And now they just seem like The Angry White People Party.
- Bill Maher
 

Wow, Sarah Palin's Going To Love This

Reversing a ban on oil drilling off most U.S. shores, President Barack Obama on Wednesday announced an expansive new policy that could put new oil and natural gas platforms in waters along the southern Atlantic coastline, the eastern Gulf of Mexico and part of Alaska.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama to allow oil drilling off Virginia coast

• CNN Poll: Economy tops environment as bigger concern

The only use Texans have for textbooks is to sit on them so they can get a better view of the football game. The last person to even notice Texas had schoolbooks was Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Bill Maher

Forget ‘Repeal and Replace,’ GOP To Run On ‘Rinse and Repeat’

By Don Davis

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil up near $83 on dollar, mixed US supply report

• International airline demand up 9.5 pct in Feb.

• Toyota sales rise 40 pct in March on incentives

• Health premiums could rise 17 pct for young adults

• US churches find no salvation from bad economy

• Google service disruption bodes ill for Chinese

• Sky ordered to share sports channels at cut price

People will know this here in California, the ballot initiative to legalize marijuana has passed. It has passed state inspection, it will actually be on the ballot we will be able to vote for this on November 2nd. And if it passes we will be allowed to grow—listen to this—you can grow marijuana in the backyard of your house. Not a lot, just enough to stave off foreclosure.
- Bill Maher

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• New Lawsuit Targets "Stateside Guantanamo" Prisons WJBD Online

So the deal is, we buy health insurance or pay a fine or go to jail, where health care is free. That must be your public option right there.- Will Durst

The Vatican is going to keep having problems with Popes, as long as they insist on recruiting them from the ranks of Catholic priests.- Will Durst

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Dick Cheney is still laying low. Good description, eh?

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