Thursday -- December 2, 2004





U.S. backs probe of U.N. oil-for-food program
Indianapolis Star, Ind., 12-2-04
WASHINGTON -- The State Department on Wednesday endorsed a Senate investigation into possible fraud in the U.N. oil-for-food program while sidestepping a ...






FBI searches offices of top pro-Israel lobby
Seattle Times, 12-2-04
WASHINGTON -- FBI agents conducted searches yesterday at the headquarters of a leading pro-Israel lobby and delivered grand jury subpoenas in an investigation of alleged espionage for Israel, federal officials and the lobby group said.

'All hat, no cattle' in Bush visit to Canada
Montreal Gazette, 12-1-04
... This visit was all hat and no cattle, as they ... It produced no agreements, no promises, nothing but glib talk about continuing to work jointly on issues of ...

I always thought people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones ... unless your house is surrounded by Bushes.

“Another Cabinet member resigned today. Tom Ridge, director of Homeland Security, he resigned today. When they asked him how he was feeling, he said he was a little red-faced, then a little blue, but he's gonna upgrade to yellow later in the day.” -- Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"Down in Washington, Christmas is exciting because it's our nation's capitol and the White House. They have it all decorated. Beautiful! Quite a sight. A big huge 20-foot tree, 200 glass balls, 75 tinsel garlands and 50 resignations." -- David Letterman

Disturbing News

Bush Gets Plastered in Ottawa

Republican Shenanigans

“Well, let's see what's going on at the White House, or as President Bush calls it, ‘Home Alone.’ ”-- Jay Leno

Rock-The-Voter News


"I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality." -- President Bush

Are you having a good time

At All Hat No Cattle?

Good News


"When President Bush's parents heard he was going to Canada, they asked if he could pick up some cheap prescription drugs." -- Jay Leno

On this day in 2001, in one of the largest corporate bankruptcies in U.S. history, Enron filed for Chapter 11 protection.

Biz-Tech News

 Fifty years ago, on Dec. 2, 1954, the Senate voted to condemn Wisconsin Republican Joseph R. McCarthy for "conduct that tends to bring the Senate into dishonor and disrepute."

Bush-Prison-Torture News


You posed the question:

Has Bush ever visited a country where protestors didn't show up?

Sure he has. Right here in Amerika, where protestors aren't allowed within shouting/viewing distance of the scared little frat boy.

Roy (Chip) Adams
Tyler, Texas

Go-F***-Yourself News


Odd News

How To Beat The Flu This Season

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR ... You can take the doctor's office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs.

So...I walk to the liquor store (exercise),

I put lime in my Corona (fruit),

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),

Drink on the bar patio (fresh air),

Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)

and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you.

This image issued by the Nakheel development company in Dubai on Dec. 1, 2004, shows an impression of 'The World project' by Nakheel that will consist of 300 islands positioned to form the shape of the world. It has been started 4 kilometers from Dubai in Persian Gulf waters and is intended to be the most exclusive development in the United Arab Emirates by 2008. (Nakheel)