Thanks for the graphic, Larry

"In 2012, the Republicans are now talking about the presidential ticket, Dick Cheney and running as vice president Sarah Palin. Talk about your dream ticket. Oh buddy, the comedy recession is over. I mean, come on, talk about your shotgun marriage." --David Letterman
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4339 Atlanta Journal Constitution

• Car bomb at checkpoint in western Iraq kills 8

• Charity: US troops stormed through Afghan hospital

• Ex-soldier gets 5 life sentences Iraqi deaths The Associated Press

• Fraud charges undermine trust in Afghan election AP

• Ahmadinejad: Iran won't halt nuclear work

• Venezuela to export gasoline to Iran

• AP photo of dying Marine draws fire from Pentagon

Republicans Bring Classiness To the Classroom (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

“Act responsibly. Stay in your schools.”
“Study hard and please play by the rules.”
How dare the Prez preach
Such sins in his speech!
Ain’t no way to breed right-wing tools.

Disturbing News

• 2-year-old, 3 others dead in La. murder-suicide

• Fallout from nuclear tests leads to health crisis

• 2,000 students at U.S. university report swine flu symptoms

The latest rumor in Washington is that former vice President Dick Cheney may run for president in 2012. Yeah. Yeah, Cheney decided on 2012 because it’s also his cholesterol level.--David Letterman

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Republican-Shenanigans News

• Your chance to win an intimate supper with Sarah Palin – and Todd ... guardian.co.uk

• I don't view Palin as a competitor for anything, says Pawlenty CNN Political Ticker

• After Sanford, more seamy accusations in South Carolina Christian Science Monitor

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama is fast losing white voters' support Los Angeles Times

• Obama gets conflicting tips on health care speech

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil prices rise despite low demand concerns

• Google China confident despite loss of Lee The Associated Press

Dick Cheney. He’s denying now that he ordered torture. And he says you people who are saying this, go ahead, call it torture if you want, but where I come from, it’s just good old-fashioned fun. Cheney says that water boarding is not only legal but it’s aerobic.--David Letterman

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• So far, captives beating the U.S. 29 to 7

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Cheney must be in that undisclosed location again. Good, I hope he stays there.

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