Happy Labor Day - Monday edition - September 7, 2009


Thanks for the graphic, Larry



Loons should shut up and listen: Obama not out to brainwash schoolkids
New York Daily News - ‎9-7-09
There have been some creative protests against the health care plan of President Obama (below). Do you think President Obama will be able to push forward...


Palin resignation costs Alaska at least $40000
The Associated Press - ‎Sep 4, 2009‎
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Early estimates put the cost of Sarah Palin's midterm resignation as Alaska governor at a minimum of $40000, not including a special

Karzai says United States wants to manipulate him
Reuters -9-7-09
PARIS, Sept 7 (Reuters) - Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai has accused the United States of denouncing his friends and family in an effort to undermine his own position and make him more malleable.


"In 2012, the Republicans are now talking about the presidential ticket, Dick Cheney and running as vice president Sarah Palin. Talk about your dream ticket. Oh buddy, the comedy recession is over. I mean, come on, talk about your shotgun marriage." --David Letterman



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



Republicans Bring Classiness To the Classroom (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

“Act responsibly. Stay in your schools.”
“Study hard and please play by the rules.”
How dare the Prez preach
Such sins in his speech!
Ain’t no way to breed right-wing tools.





Disturbing News



The latest rumor in Washington is that former vice President Dick Cheney may run for president in 2012. Yeah. Yeah, Cheney decided on 2012 because it’s also his cholesterol level.--David Letterman





Republican-Shenanigans News





Rock-The-Voter News





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Biz-Tech News


Dick Cheney. He’s denying now that he ordered torture. And he says you people who are saying this, go ahead, call it torture if you want, but where I come from, it’s just good old-fashioned fun. Cheney says that water boarding is not only legal but it’s aerobic.--David Letterman




Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F**k-Yourself News





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Odd News

To Help You Deflate Photo



This image provided by the Guiness World Records Book launch shows Lee Redmond, right, former record holder for longest fingernails (28-ft 4-in), posing with with Melvin Booth, the male owner of the longest finger nails (29-ft 8-in). This photo was taken just a few months prior to Redmond's accident which resulted in the loss of her fingernails, for the 2010 Edition of Guinness World Records.
Photo/Guiness World Records Book Launch, Ronald Mackechnie




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