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Monday edition - January 2, 2006


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Bush defends NSA spying program
CNN - 1-2-06
President Bush and the first lady return to the White House from Texas on Sunday. WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush on Sunday defended his administration's use of wiretaps on US citizens without a court order ...

US Chief Justice Calls on Congress to Boost Judges' Income
Bloomberg - 1-1-06
US Chief Justice John Roberts, in his first annual report on the judiciary, asked Congress to give federal judges a ``significant'' boost in pay, saying low salaries threaten the independence of the courts.

Iraqi clerics found on Pentagon payroll
International Herald Tribune, France - 1-2-06
WASHINGTON A Pentagon contractor that paid Iraqi newspapers to run positive articles about US efforts in Iraq also has been compensating Iraqi clerics and ...

I was hunkered down most of the weekend working on AHNC and watching THE TWILIGHT ZONE Marathon on the Sci-Fi network.  We need another Rod Serling to help us think outside the box or better yet, the Bush.

HAPPY NEW FEAR!  -- Grant Gerver

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 I prefer to fight the War on Bush. When we win that one, THEN we'll feel safer. -- Grant Gerver

 Father vs. Son

Gerry Gossens, a CIA station chief, lost his cover in 1979. Sizing up the current Plame/CIA leak case, he says, "I can't believe President Bush's father would have tolerated a leak like that while he was president." It was, he adds, "a despicable act."

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 Disturbing News

Bob Novak Flip Flops? He Must Have Caught the FoxNews Flu

Syndicated columnist Robert Novak says he "probably" regrets disclosing the name of a CIA operative in a 2003 column that sparked a federal investigation.… Novak, 74, told a conservative audience in North Carolina earlier this month that President George W. Bush must know who leaked Plame's name, but he told CNN he should not have said that.

"That was a really dumb thing to say," he said.

The Bush Warrantless Spying Defense: "The Founding Fathers never mentioned anything in the Constitution about intercepting emails." -- Grant Gerver

 A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. -- Edward R. Murrow

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Republican Shenanigans

Like the Republican leadership John Wayne strutted patriotically, but it was just an act.-  Zing!

Inside the Crawford Bubble

For six days, President Bush has stayed in nearly complete isolation on his ranch here — just mountain-biking and brush-clearing, the White House insisted daily, and seeing only one visitor, his mother-in-law, Jenna Welch. He never even ventured into this little town of 600, not even to the cheeseburger joint that he often uses as a political tool to show that he is in touch with his neighbors.

 Quotes from the Clinton Impeachment

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Rock-The-Voter News

I'm glad that the president is creating all these questionable powers for the executive branch. I can't wait to see how President Hillary uses them in 2008. .-  Zing!

Just in case you missed the news article

White House Tackles Anna Nicole Case
People Magazine

Biz/Tech News

Let's see, you have socialism, communism, capitalism and the Republicans' economic model: borrowism. -  Zing!

Bush Gang Celebrates the New Year

Bush-Prison-Torture News

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Would Terrorists Be Surprised They're Being Wiretapped? Bush Thinks So

President Bush strongly defended his domestic spying program on Sunday, calling it legal as well as vital to thwarting terrorist attacks, and contended the leak making it public had caused “great harm to the nation.”

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." -- Adlai Stevenson [1952]

"At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols." -- Aldous Huxley

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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."-- Elaine Boosler

Odd News




A pygmy elephant in Borneo sporting a satellite tracking collar. World Wildlife Fund has outfitted five pygmy elephants -- a newly determined subspecies of Asian elephant -- with collars that transmit their locations via GPS signals and satellites on a daily basis. The study will help scientists better understand the conservation needs of this endangered species, which is found only on the northeast tip of the island of Borneo in Malaysia. (Photo by Christy Williams/WWF)














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