Monday edition - November 13, 2006

 

 

 

Bush vows not to prejudge Iraq report
Houston Chronicle, United States - 11-13-06
President Bush on Monday praised a bipartisan commission on Iraq for asking him good questions but said "I'm not going to prejudge" the report the panel soon will issue.

 

Lawmakers question Iraq war's course after elections
CNN International - 11-13-06
White House aides have signaled a new openness to changes in Iraq, but they rejected Democratic proposals to translate the party's success in last week's elections into a redeployment of US troops within months

UK seeks help of Iraq's neighbours
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 11-13-06
Des Browne, the defence secretary, today urged Iran and Syria to help stabilise Iraq, as Tony Blair prepared to deliver a keynote speech on future UK strategy on the war tonight.


 

Why do I get the sinking feeling that Bush has no intention of changing his ways?

 


 

"Twenty-three years ago two men shook hands [on screen: an '83 photo of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussein]. No one then could have guessed how closely their fates would be intertwined, or that this week would be kind of a crappy week for both of them. Just days after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death, Donald Rumsfeld was dealt an even crueler punishment -- irrelevance." --Jon Stewart

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


 

Vendetta Accomplished

 

President Bush's dad, former President George H. W. Bush, couldn't stand Donald Rumsfeld -- but zipped his lip until recently.
• • The reason: The elder Bush believed Rumsfeld was behind a move that once forced him out of veep contention.

 


 

Should Bush be impeached? Poll - MSNBC

 


 

 George W. Bush is one lame mother-ducker. www.seriouskidding.com - Grant Gerver

 


 

www.buckfush.com

 


Disturbing News

 


 

George 41 to the world: "Read my lips: quit thumpin' my son!" www.seriouskidding.com - Grant Gerver

 


 

Olbermann

 

"I think,'' says MSNBC General Manager Dan Abrams, "that Keith Olbermann may become a model for the newscast of the future.''

And sure, Abrams is going to say that because he's Olbermann's boss. Besides, the MSNBC ratings have been on a roll lately -- helped by the 67 percent jump in viewership for Olbermann's show in the year since he began channeling Howard ("I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this any more!'') Beale from the movie "Network.''
 


 

The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 268

 


Republican Shenanigans


 

 

 


Bush Wax Figure Attacked

 

President Bush's wax likeness is taking a thumpin' these days at Madame Tussaud's celebrity waxworks in Las Vegas.

Bush's head suffered about $25,000 in damages when a Madame Tussaud's visitor attacked it the day before last week's elections.
 


 

"Donald Rumsfeld was known as the architect of the Iraq war. He can feel proud of what he's built, because it's going to last for years and years and years." --Jay Leno

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 

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I Am Macaca

 


 


Biz/Tech News


Anthrax Nut

 

A man was arrested and accused of mailing threatening letters laced with white powder to Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi, David Letterman, Keith Olbermann and other high-profile figures, the FBI announced Sunday.

FBI agents took Chad Conrad Castagana, 39, into custody Saturday on charges of conveying false information and sending threats via the U.S. mail, the bureau said in a statement.

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

To Cheney, Iraq is nothing more than the ultimate quail hunt. www.seriouskidding.com - Grant Gerver

 


 

Armani, Of Course

 

Paul Pelosi said he doesn't advise his wife [Nancy] on politics, but he does pick out her wardrobe of mainly Armani pants suits. "Well, she hates to shop," Paul Pelosi said.

 


 

 


 

Stupidest Quotes of Campaign 2006

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

 


GOP SUES DIEBOLD FOR FAILING TO ‘FIX’ MIDTERM ELECTIONS

By Don Davis

 


 

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A penguin called Elvis wears a new pair of blue shoes at the Antarctic Center's Penguin Encounter display in Christchurch, November 7, 2006. Elvis and 16 other penguins who arrived at the International Antarctic Centre in September have been given specially designed shoes after several penguins developed sore feet in their new home, according to Antarctic Centre director Richard Benton. Picture taken November 7, 2006. Photo/International Antarctic Centre

 

Peace.