Tuesday edition - December 15, 2009




Liz Cheney says Obama is "slandering" CIA

Politico - 12-14-09

Liz Cheney, the daughter of the former vice president, says President Barack Obama is “slandering” the CIA in speeches on foreign soil.


Climate change talks enter 'important moment'
Washington Post - Juliet Eilperin - 12-15-09‎
COPENHAGEN -- Global warming talks entered what the top United Nations climate official described as "a very distinct and important moment in the process" Tuesday, as top ministers searched for a way to ensure the commitments nations

Ashley Dupre, Gov. Spitzer's former call girl, debuts advice column
USA Today - ‎Dec 14, 2009‎
Ashley Dupre, the former Manhattan call girl who brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, is now an advice columnist for The New York Post.


What's wrong with these Cheneys? Oh, I know, they're pissed they're out of a job, too!



"President Barack Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize from the Norwegians. This comes almost two weeks after Tiger Woods was crowned by a Swede." –Jay Leno




Wonder if Elin Woods is going to get an endorsement contract from Titlist? Who wouldn't want to buy "clubs you can beat Tiger with?"  - Will Durst


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"It's interesting. During his speech, President Obama spoke about the difficulty of accepting a Peace Prize while we're fighting two different wars. And President Bush got really upset. He said, 'Hey, I'm the one who started both those wars, I should have won the prize." –Jay Leno





Uh Oh

New computer modeling suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014, Al Gore said Monday at the U.N. climate conference. This new projection, following several years of dramatic retreat by polar sea ice, suggests that the ice cap may nearly vanish in the summer much sooner than the year 2030, as was forecast by a U.S. government agency eight months ago.



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Disturbing News


"Wait till you hear this. A new poll found that 44% of Americans would rather have Bush back as the president. The scary part is that one of those people was President Obama. He's like, 'Please, be my guest.'" –Jimmy Fallon

22 Million Missing E-mails Found. Bush E-mails, Of Course.


Computer technicians have found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush and the Obama administration is searching for dozens more days' worth of potentially lost e-mail from the Bush years, according to two groups that filed suit over the failure by the Bush White House to install an electronic record keeping system.





Republican-Shenanigans News


"A man in Minnesota was arrested on Monday for trying to throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a book signing. Luckily, Palin was able to shoot them out of the air" –Seth Meyers




Poisoning Children's Minds


In the book written by Katharine DeBrecht, “Governor Sarah” (a character based on Palin) attempts to help two young boys hold onto their dream of a swing-set business which is struggling as a result of high taxes, heavy regulations and 246 czars.

“I am trying to let all Americans know that these radicals are killing the American Dream and I want to stop them from hurting people that produce products and provide jobs,” the Palin character consoles the frustrated boys after their business is destroyed by “Marxus Obunduf” who is based on President Obama.


Sarah Palin sold almost a million copies of her autobiography to people who have never bought a book before. She's Queen of the Illiterati. - Will Durst




Rock-The-Voter News



"A South Carolina panel has voted not to impeach Republican Governor Mark Sanford. A fellow Republican, one of the panel chairmen, a guy named Tim Harrison, said, 'We can not impeach for arrogance or hypocrisy.' Well, of course not. There'd be no politicians left if you did that." –Jay Leno






Subject: Fighting the fight


Dearest Lisa,

You are a fighter. You have fought the right wing on this website since I first found you in 2000.

You are fighting the big C now and you'll win that battle too, IMHO.

I sent $10 through Paypal wish it could be more.

I need your humor.



Thank you so much Theo.

It has been the supporters of this website that have kept me going through all my recent dilemmas. Deep curtsy to you all. I don't know what I would have done without you all.



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Biz-Tech News


"During the Kennedy Center Honors on Sunday, President Obama presented an award to Bruce Springsteen, saying, 'I'm the president, but he's the boss.' At which point Springsteen ordered our troops out of Afghanistan." –Seth Meyers



Brits And Their Whacky Sense of Humor


A new "Whack A Banker" amusement arcade game is proving so popular in Britain that the mallets used to clobber them are wearing out fast, its creator said.

Inventor Tim Hunkin's machine at his seaside pier arcade in Southwold, eastern England, offers punters a "truly rewarding banking experience".


Bush-Prison-Torture News



Got to admit I was surprised Glenn Beck didn't pull a Kanye West, rush the Peace Prize award ceremonies saying Dick Cheney deserved it more.- Will Durst



Go-F**k-Yourself News


"Prostitutes in Copenhagen have reportedly offered free sex to delegates attending the Global Warming Summit. Though if you do sleep with a prostitute at the Global Warming Summit, make sure to cap your emissions." –Seth Meyers




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Participants in the 10th annual Santa Speedo Run proceed down Boylston Street in Boston, Massachusetts December 12, 2009. Proceeds from the 1.25 mile through Boston's Back Bay run will benefit local charities.
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