Wednesday edition - July 9, 2008




Iran tests missiles amid tension with US, Israel
Reuters - 7-9-08
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran test fired nine long- and medium-range missiles on Wednesday, state media said, including one..


Atheist soldier sues Pentagon
United Press International - 7-9-08
WASHINGTON, July 9 (UPI) -- A 23-year-old US soldier says he's suing the Department of Defense for allegedly discriminating against him because he's an...

Obama calls Iran "threat," says tighten pressure
Reuters - 7-9-08
WASHINGTON, July 9 (Reuters) - US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on Wednesday said Iran is a "great threat" and called for tighter sanctions after it test-fired nine missiles.


Well, happy birthday to President Bush. who turned 62 on Sunday. So, Bush is now twice his approval rating. - Jay Leno



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Iran Blames OPEC


Iran's OPEC governor said on Wednesday the oil market was saturated and blamed policies of the Group of Eight (G8) rich countries for a price surge, the state broadcaster reported on its website.


Disturbing News



Condoleezza Chaos


Russia blamed Georgia for a surge of violence in two breakaway regions on Wednesday as U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice headed to the tiny Caucasus mountain state with a message of support.


Yesterday, President Bush met with the Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Afterwards, Bush regarded him as, quote, “a smart guy.” Yeah. Yeah, when asked how he knows he’s smart, Bush said, “He speaks fluent Russian.” - Conan O'Brien







Republican-Shenanigans News


Well, President Bush is now in Japan for the big G8 summit, which is going on right now. The G8 summit is where the world’s top economies get together. The bad news — we are no longer one of them. - Jay Leno




More Threats From Democrats


A House panel threatened Tuesday to cite Attorney General Michael Mukasey with contempt of Congress unless he produces documents from an FBI interview with Vice President Dick Cheney regarding the leak of a CIA agent's identity.



Barack Obama’s staff recently announced that Barack is planning to hold a campaign event at a NASCAR race. Yeah, the event will be called ‘Meet Your First Black Guy.- Conan O'Brien


Rock-The-Voter News


Obama and Clinton


Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama will venture into the New York constituency of his former foe Hillary Clinton this week where the two will appear together at a fundraiser, his campaign said Tuesday.

The Illinois senator is to hold an event in Manhattan Wednesday evening before he is joined by New York Senator Clinton at a "Women for Obama" breakfast fundraiser on Thursday




Biz-Tech News


Well, to get ready for the Olympics and improve the awful air quality in Beijing, China, a large number of the factories around the city have closed. In a related story, today Wal-Mart announced they are out of everything. Jay leno


Protecting The Oil



Iraq's fledgling navy of battered patrol boats is bulking up for a greater role in protecting the country's economic heart, its offshore oil terminals, officials said.



Bush-Prison-Torture News


I don’t want to say the US economy is doing badly, but do you know how Bush got to Japan? Southwest. - Jay Leno




Go-F**k-Yourself News


This week, Cuba announced they will send a rowing team to the Olympics. … Yeah, apparently, the team started training last month and hasn’t been seen since. - Conan O'Brien


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