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Thanksgiving/Weekend edition - November 22-26, 2006
Daddy Bush reminds me of the parents I've had to deal with as a teacher that think their kid could never be a problem child.
"Tomorrow at the White House, President Bush will pardon the turkey ... and today, Dick Cheney spent all day torturing it" --David Letterman
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Remind Me - Why Does Bush Hold Hands With These People?
AL-AWWAMIYA, Saudi Arabia - When the teenager went to the police a few months ago to report she was gang-raped by seven men, she never imagined the judge would punish her — and that she would be sentenced to more lashes than one of her alleged rapists received.
“Al Qaeda is now looking to recruit women. Which makes you kind of wonder. I mean, what does al Qaeda promise women to get them to become terrorists? I mean, I know they promise the guys, what, 72 virgins? Right? 72 virgins? Well, what do they promise to the women? One guy that's monogamous?” - Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Secret Service, you've got a lot of explaining to do
"I don't
own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life
-- the machines… it's going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this,
for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on
a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe
me, the jihadists? They're not playing the video games. They're killing real
people over there." --Bill O'Reilly
Republican Shenanigans
Clinton Security Attacked in Mexico
Former President Clinton is probably rethinking just how tough his White House press corps actually was. His office tells us that after he spoke in Mexico last week, reporters blocked his motorcade, then kicked and punched his security agents
Rock-The-Voter News
A New Congressman Says 'No' to the President
Keith Ellison, the first Muslim to ever be elected to Congress, skipped the private reception at the White House in order to attend a reception organized by the American Federation of Labor-Congress of Industrial Organizations.
Biz/Tech News
"In related news, Trent Lott said today that we’d all be a lot better off if Kramer had been elected Condo President of Del Boca Vista Phase III." - Don Davis, http://satiricalpolitical.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
V.P. DOES AN O.J.: ‘IF I DID IT — FAKED WMD’
Go-F***-Yourself News
“The big story, the CIA announced they have given up trying to find Osama bin Laden. They now have a more important task, trying to find a Playstation 3.”-- Jay Leno
Did you have a good time today?
US MAIL: Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312
Odd News
Image
courtesy of Mexico's National Astrophysics Optics and Electronics Institute (INAOE)
shows the Large Millimeter Telescope (LMT), in Sierra Negra in Puebla, Mexico.
Perched at 4,600 meters (15,000 feet) on a cold, spent volcano, the Large
Millimeter Telescope (LMT) will scan microwaves to look into the dawn of the
universe, when it begins a two-year testing period on Wednesday.
Best wishes for a peaceful holiday from me to you.
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