Monday edition - January 18, 2010
Tea Party Group Backs Brown, Pressures Third Party Candidate To Drop Out
CSMonitor - 1-18-10
Jon Stewart whips out a Bible on Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson
government issued a statement this week saying most people aren't complaining
about the full-body scanners. See, the government always says that. Every time
there's another intrusion into our privacy, they say most people aren't
complaining. Well, of course, most people aren't complaining. You know what
happens when you complain at airport security? You get a colonoscopy and wind up
on a terrorists watch list." –Jay Leno
reported that an 8-year-old boy from New Jersey is on the government's airport
watch list because he has the same name as a possible terrorist. So, it's been a
really bad week for little Skippy bin Laden." –Conan O'Brien
A piece of shrapnel sliced
Jerry Maroney's right leg. A bullet pierced Peter Holt's neck. Les Newell took a
shot in the rump.
These old American soldiers recovered from the physical scars of combat long ago. But last week, they visited a place where people still have fresh wounds from the Vietnam War, which ended nearly 35 years ago.
"Sarah Palin's doing a lot of public speaking, and next week, she will be in Las Vegas speaking at a liquor convention. And what a coincidence, because I think McCain was drunk when he picked her." –David Letterman
Putting A Curling Iron Where The Sun Doesn't Shine
hay earlier today of the report of an ugly comment at a Scott Brown event:
"Shove a curling iron up her butt" a crowd member shouted of Coakley in West
The video above appears to show Brown smiling at the line and nodding, before returning to his message: "We can do this."
friend, Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, is a contributor to Fox News.
Only been there a couple days. Already making friends. Today, she loaned Glenn
Beck some mascara that does not run when you cry." –David Letterman
Rush Limbaugh Stands by Haiti Comments CBS News (blog)
middle-of-the-road kind of guy. I want the Democrats out of my pocket
and Republicans out of my bedroom. The one word I would use for what’s going on
in Washington is embarrassing." - RON VAUGHN, who provides health insurance
to his 60 employees at Argonaut Wine and Liquor in Denver.
Bush's Poodle To Speak
Former prime minister Tony
Blair will give long-awaited testimony to Britain's Iraq war inquiry on January
29, officials said Monday.
Blair, who controversially backed the US-led 2003 invasion of Iraq, will face a full day of questioning at the Chilcot inquiry, according to an updated schedule on the probe's website.
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines
political icon Sarah Palin plans to attend the Feb. 14 Daytona 500.
The former governor of Alaska and 2008 running mate of Republican candidate John McCain requested credentials to attend the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series stock-car race.
William J. Lederer, co-writer of “The Ugly American” has died at the age of 97. Look for his legacy on any reality channel.- Laugh Lines
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J.P. Morgan Chase is reportedly going to reward its employees with bonuses totaling $9.3 Billion. In order to try to make it look more palatable to the average American, the bonuses will be handed out as $500,000 gift cards to Wal-Mart.- Laugh Lines
know, security is being upgraded at airports all across the country. They're
really cracking down. In fact, today, Osama bin Laden's name was put on the
do-not-fly list." –Jay Leno
of sad to see what's happened to NBC. You know, when I was a young man, just
beginning to blossom, my breasts were starting to fill out, NBC was number one.
They had 'Cosby' and 'Cheers' and great shows. Now, they're a mess. Like going
on your high school reunion and the homecoming king went bald and works in a
lawn mower repair shop.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
Magazine raises questions over 3 detainee deaths Washington Post
A report says Tiger Woods is undergoing rehab treatment in a sex clinic in Mississippi. Which means when he gets out, he will only be having affairs with his immediate family members.- Laugh Lines
In Haiti earthquake response, Bush distances himself from Cheney Christian Science Monitor
This is the Chinese Year of the Tiger –dare I take up golf?- Laugh Lines
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Meet Beauregard. He's a local street dog who has been guarding my casa lately. This morning while I was outside watering my plants, Beauregard shows up all excited whimpering up a storm. He ran to my veranda and I quickly followed. He had injured the top of his nose. He had one small puncture and another scrape that is visible in the photo. I brought him some clean cool water and he quickly drank half of it. I cleaned up what Beauregard would let me. I wonder if he got into another fight or caught in a barbed wire fence. He fell fast asleep soon after I took this picture. He knows he's safe here.
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