TGIF/ Weekend edition - November 21-23, 2008





Palin's turkey pardon interview becomes too grisly for some
KARE, MN - 11-21-08
WASILLA, ALASKA - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey Thursday ahead of the Thanksgiving holiday but another turkey didn't fare as well..


Mukasey Collapse Spurs Chemical Sweep
Global Security Newswire, DC - 11-21-08
Hazardous material crews tested a Washington, DC hotel for hazardous chemicals yesterday after US Attorney General Michael Mukasey collapsed while giving a...

Republican Rep. Hoekstra accuses CIA of cover-up
CNN - 11-21-08
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A top Republican lawmaker is accusing employees at the US Central Intelligence Agency of blocking investigations into the downing of a...

Dear Lord:

Thank you for your gift of Republicans to amuse me and to continuously make me scratch my head in wonder, I do again give thanks.

Your loving child,
Ted - Wonkette post



Somali pirates lose oil tanker to Nigerian e-mail scam. “I feel really betrayed,” says pirate leader. “My cousin works there!” - Laugh Lines



Sarah has replaced Dubya with her incomplete sentences and talk show host style. Until she acts as though she has a modicum of gravitas she is fabulous fodder for comedians all over the world.


And then she poses in front of a turkey chop-o-matic after a public relations photo pardoning a turkey -- thank you, Sarah, I haven't laughed that hard since Bush said he gave up golf for the Iraq war.


In Case You Missed The Video Of Sarah and The Turkey Slaughter




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

Pentagon Cyber Attacked!


The Pentagon has suffered from a cyber attack so alarming that it has taken the unprecedented step of banning the use of external hardware devices, such as flash drives and DVD's, FOX News has learned.


"President-elect Obama met with former political rival John McCain. Both men said it was a relief to put their differences aside, sit down, and really make fun of Sarah Palin." --Conan O'Brien





Disturbing News


"The three big domestic automakers are now saying they are working jointly on a new hybrid car. It runs on a combination of state and federal bailout money." --Jay Leno

Bush Still Waiting To Be Greeted With Flowers


Followers of a Shiite cleric on Friday stomped on and burned an effigy of President George W. Bush in the same central Baghdad square where Iraqis beat a toppled statue of Saddam Hussein with their sandals five years earlier.



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Republican-Shenanigans News



US Troops Attacked, Not In Iraq But the Philippines


American troops traveling in a Philippine army convoy came under fire this week from suspected Muslim militants on southern Jolo island but there were no casualties, the U.S. Embassy reported Thursday.



"Once he becomes president, Barack Obama will not be allowed to use his Blackberry, or even his email anymore for, security reasons. Obama says, even if he can't email, he still wants to be the first president to have a laptop on his desk in the Oval Office. See, Bush thought he had a laptop. Turns out it was just an Etch-a-Sketch." --Jay Leno





Rock-The-Voter News

Guess What John McCain Has Been Up To?



John McCain had better be planning on using instrumental music from the 19th century for his next Senate seat run. After a lawsuit he filed against singer/songwriter Jackson Browne in the U.S. District Court in California this week, he’ll probably alienate any musicians who haven’t already asked him to stop using their songs during his failed presidential bid.



According to a new study from the University of the Maryland, unhappy people watch more TV. So, let me begin by saying, Republicans, how are you? --Jay Leno





Fun Civics Test


Maybe, Maybe Not?



Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to give up her Senate seat and accept the position of secretary of state, making her the public face around the world for the administration of the man who beat her for the Democratic presidential nomination, two confidants said Friday.


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Biz-Tech News


The economy's fallen and it can't get up. - Grant Gerver



Bruce Willis Wants Money Back


 A Malaysian technology conglomerate pledged Friday to repay $900,000 to Hollywood star Bruce Willis, but denied any wrongdoing after he took legal action to demand a refund of his investment.



"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plough right on through that and maybe prematurely plough through it, but don't let me miss an open door," Sarah Palin told Fox interviewer Greta Van Susteren

Bush-Prison-Torture News


"Because he's a kind of a techno guy, the press is calling Obama the first wired president. As opposed to President Bush, who was the first wiretap president." --Jay Leno


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News



In this image provided by the Kronenberg Foundation in Warsaw on Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008, a computer-generated reconstruction of what astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus may have looked like on the basis of a skull discovered in the cathedral in Frombork, northern Poland, is seen. Polish and Swedish researchers said Thursday they have identified the remains of Nicolaus Copernicus by comparing DNA from a skeleton they have found with that taken from hair retrieved from one of the 16th-century astronomer's books.
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I wish you all a peaceful weekend.