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- You think that the best way to protect
people from illegal drugs is to put them in prison.
- You think "compassionate conservatism" is
when you feel sorry for the homeless guy sleeping in the gutter as you step
over him on your way to a $1000 a plate fundraiser for Tom Delay.
- You are opposed to increasing the minimum
wage and in favor of repealing taxes on inherited wealth.
- You are opposed to Affirmative Action in
college admissions and attended a private university as a "legacy."
- You really believe that cutting taxes
increases government revenues.
- You believe in "Liberty and Justice for
All" (rich, white, straight men)
- You rant and rave about Liberals but have
never actually met any.
- You actually think that Fox News does not
"spin."
- You are rotating so fast that you think
Fox News is standing still and the rest of the world is spinning.
- You dodged the draft during Viet Nam
(with Daddy's help) and now you question the courage and patriotism of men who
came back with medals (and scars) and understand wars are bad.
- You think that a president lying about
getting a blowjob is far more serious than a president lying about the reasons
for starting a war.
- You think it is treasonous for a
newspaper to report that the government is lying, using torture, invading
someone's privacy or breaking the law but think it's okay for them to expose
the identity of a covert CIA agent for partisan purposes.
Thatsall4now
Steve
- You might be a right-wing Republican if
you don't know that if it weren't for the French, we'd have lost the American
Revolution.
- you're for tax cuts for the rich because
you actually believe that one day you'll be rich.
- You might be a right-wing Repugnant,
oops, I mean Republican, if you're against abortion but don't give a damn
about those babies once they're born.
- you
try to make it complicated, but all Jesus was really saying was "Do unto
others, as you would have them do unto you."
- you
think that (compared to you), a whiskey-guzzling, coke-sniffing, draft-dodging
loser is the cream of the American crop and the best this country could offer
up for President.
- you believe you protect freedom by
sacrificing it.
-
You claim that speaking out against a president just
because he’s George W Bush is un-American and
unpatriotic, yet speaking out against Clinton even
though he was president is being a good, patriotic
American.
-
Clinton getting a blow job by a woman not his wife is
an impeachable offense, but starting a war of lies by
W, allowing prisoners to be tortured and taking
freedoms away from your own countrymen is not.
-
You are offended by Clinton’s extramarital affair, but
aren’t concerned when W starts wars on lies and has
thousands of innocents killed because of it.
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...You think NPR should be shut down.
-
...You actually believe the election results in 2000 and 2004 were correct.
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...You believe free-speech is a felony.
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...You think the USA is the only 'free' country in the world.
-
...You think the USA is the ONLY Super Power (because you have never heard of
the EU).
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...You think national health care should be run by the insurance companies.
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Thanks for the opportunity to do this.
Santa Fe Dreamer
- ...you take dinner conversation cues from
Bill O'Reilly:
Normal person: "Pass the salt."
Right-wing Republican: "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
...any time you're cornered into defending lawbreaking Republicans, you bring
up Ted Kennedy and that's supposed to be the end of the argument.
...you WANT Jean Schmidt.
...you look like a moron on any talk show that isn't hosted by one of your
buddies. (See O'Reilly on Letterman)
..."n*****" is a staple of your vocabulary.
...you are angry for reasons you can't explain, talking it out only makes you
angrier, and the only way to make you feel better is to quash someone socially
below you.
...you can hear, but are physically incapable of listening.
...you spout talking points that have been proven false, hoping that it'll
stick anyway.
...you believe our president and government "just wouldn't do things to hurt
its citizens."
...the phrase "eminent domain" is like a symphony to your ears.
~Kathleen Guilfoy
-
you
value democracy, yet you hate democrats. - Slayton Myers
-
you
firmly believe that the poor folks that got stuck in New
Orleans are to blame for their own plight for not having the good sense to
have high paying jobs that would have allowed them to purchase cars/SUVs
to get out of town and afford hotels in safe areas. (Or having the
good sense to be born into money.)
-
your
head is up Uranus
-
you
fail to see Ann Coulter as nothing more than every blonde joke
made flesh.
-
You
believe federal judges MAKE laws - upper36@hotmail.com
-
you're
a "good Christian" but you hate more people than you love.
-
if you
think Bush, not Cheney, is in charge
-
if you
think Bach is
beer. (Savaroque@aol.com)
-
you
think Jesus would support the death penalty, war, environmental
destruction, the reduction of rights to women and minorities, and the
cruel treatment of some prisoners in Guantanamo Bay
-
the
idea that Bush II might be lying about his faith in Christ
causes a pain behind your eyes.
-
if you
think fighting in Iraq (or anywhere else) is like a computer
game, and you think that troops should have to complete level one to
get their body armor.
-
if you
think Vietnam vets who supported Kerry should be booed on
4th of July.
-
if you
think corporate interests are national interests.
-
you
think Tom Delay has class
-
you
think Universal Health Care is bad but Corporate Welfare is
good
-
you
finally have a news channel you can trust in Fox.
-
You
believe that bombing Iraq has anything to do with September 11.
-
you
believe Barbara Bush is a sweet old lady, who wouldn't hurt a fly
-
you
have bumper stickers that read "nuke his ass" next to "I support life."
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you
believe less ozone is better for a quicker tan.
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you
support the AK-47's becoming legal. "It'll keep them doughnut eating cops on
their toes."
-
You
think Jesus is the same blond haired, blue eyed, white, Aryan
featured dude as in the picture on your fridge.- Nick
-
you
think Jesus Christ was a great conservative political philosopher
-
you
think acid rain helps cleans your driveway.
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you
believe "smok 'em out" is written in foreign policy.
-
your
rifle gets more fondling than your wife.
-
you
think no child left behind is a new bus service to the KKK rally.
-
you use
"uh" as the seventh vowel.
-
you
think Bush is the closest thing to God because of his ability to cause an
apocalypse.
-
you
think David Duke is from Hazzard County.
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you are
encouraged by Bush's C+ average scholastic history. "Gee, even you could rule
the free world."
-
you
think 'Hail to the Chief' would sound better being played on a steel guitar.
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you
confuse Stephanopoulos with Snuffagolpolus.
-
you
believe Jesse Jackson is the anti-Christ and Jerry Falwell should be referred
to "his popeness."
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you are
certain Bush has created jobs because you have three to pay for your heat
bill.
-
you
think "Dueling Banjos" should be the prelude for every press conference.
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you
thought "need some wood" in the debates promoted Viagra.
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you
believe the Iraqi elections will be fair just like ours.
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you are
against gay marriage but have no problem marrying your cousin.
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you
believe it was Clinton's fault for leaving to much money to play with.
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you
think Colin Powell should be replaced by Cooter.
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you
think Martin Luther King is the guy who built your street.
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you
blame Clinton for having jobs to lose.
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you
hate Michael Moore so much your thermostats read in Celsius.
-
you
think mercury in your fish adds flavor.
-
you
think the Republican Party likes you for more than your money.
...You're
pro-life, pro-death penalty, and pro-war, as long as it
doesn't effect you personally.
...you think "The Death of Outrage" by the former secretary of
education is a coherent title.
......you are also addicted to hillbilly heroin
...you think an AWOL national guardsman alfred e. neuman look-a-like
dictator is more patriotic and qualified to be President in 2004 than a
former NATO commander four star general rhodes scholar (wesley clark).
jenna, college student
...You actually believe ANYTHING Rummy says........
...if you believe that if you just work hard enough that someday you
too might be as filthy rich as Bush and his friends.
...you think being born in Connecticut and moving to Texas make you a
Texan
...If you have no problem with our bombs finding Afghanistan or Iraq
even though most of our citizens can't find either country on the map.
bumblebee1961
...If you believe that the 700 Club is the only reliable news program
that doesn't air on FOX (Faux) News
...you think that reading and investing in knowledge, as well as
working on your spelling skills, smacks of northern liberal snobbery
which has no place in the US, except perhaps in Massachusetts and in
Volvo-driving and New-York-Times-reading Vermont.
...You think labor unions are a communist plot.
...if you think it is unpatriotic and un-American to raise legitimate questions
about Bush's foreign policy and Iraq strategy while we have young men and women
in harm's way in Iraq, yet that same concern for patriotism was curiously absent
when you blasted Bill Clinton WHILE WE HAD YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN IN HARM'S WAY IN
KOSOVO.--ceo93@hotmail.com
...You right an op-ed piece in a newspaper attacking Clinton's nominee
for attorney general because she was employing an illegal immigrant,
yet at the exact same time you are also employing an illegal
immigrant.--ceo93@hotmail.com
...When Democrats running for president attack President Bush, you
start whining and complaining like a little baby about so-called "vicious
rhetoric" against George W. Bush, yet you apparently had no problem
with vicious and brutal rhetoric against Clinton all throughout the
1990's.-ceo93@hotmail.com
...You seem to think that there is a "liberal media", yet you
conveniently "forget" about the media never or almost never mentioning Bush's
failed business deals where he lined his pockets while his investors
went broke, or how he had a stadium built in Texas and taxpayers got stuck
with the bill, or that Osama Bin Laden's brother was George W. Bush's
business partner in the 1970's, or about how Bush has not unsealed his
military records, despite promising to do so in May of 2000, and despite
the fact that both Al Gore and John McCain unsealed their military
records, or about Bush's National Guard commander saying that he never
showed up for duty between May of 1972 and October of 1973, or about how Bush's
wife committed vehicular manslaughter and killed her
ex-boyfriend--there are, of course, many other things as well-but I'd be
here for a while.--ceo93@hotmail.com
...you believe that the spread of AIDS can be stopped by pulling
funding for sex education and needle exchanges.
...you are convinced that greed has gotten a bad rap. Eric M
...you say that government can do nothing good while you reap the
usurious profits from you PATENTED pharmaceuticals.
...you point to Sean Hannity and say, "See, Jesus can cure
homosexuals!"
...the only person of Asian heritage you know is your gardener, the
only person of Hispanic heritage you know is your garbage man, the only
person of African-American heritage you know is your cleaning lady, the
only homosexual you know is your interior decorator, yet you are sure
that you have a firm grasp of minority issues.
...the idea of living in a police state doesn't bother you all that
much. After all the government would NEVER go after innocent citizens
just because officials don't like their beliefs! (Look up 'Palmer rades'
and 'McCarthyism' in your encyclopedia, if you have one. Or go to the
library if you can find it.) Eric M
...the 'magic bullet' theory concocted by Arlen Spector, while he
worked for the Warren Commsion, makes perfect sense to you. Eric M
......you pronounce nuclear as NEW-kyuh-luhr.
chewzr
...you think any one motivated in their profession by something other
than making a profit is a communist.
...you really believe that Bush the First's nomination of Clarence
Thomas to be on the Supreme Counrt following the retirement of Thurgood
Marshall wasn't cynically motivated.
...You think that "we" are the only country that has "true freedom".
-13-year-old liberal and proud of it
keanufj7@hotmail.com
...You'd rather make money than breathe
...If you think African-Americans should stop whining because forty
years of affirmative action has magically erased the debilitating effects
of 246 years of slavery and 100 years of violent Jim Crow racism
...If you think that Clarence Thomas and Condoleezza Rice are the
greatest African-American leaders since Martin Luther King
......you think Jesus actually spoke in Old English.
....you STILL have that Dole/Kemp sticker on your Lincoln.
...you believe Hillary Clinton will really divorce Bill and marry
Janet Reno.
...you think that the women's movement started in the '60s, unaware that such
activists as Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton were fighting for
women's rights back in the latter half of the 19th Century.
Eric M
...you think that any woman who has the temerity to think they should
receive equal rights under the law, in the workplace, and in general
are 'feminazis'. Eric M
...you think that MSNBC, CNN, and all the other news channels other than Fox are
secretly run by Satan. Eric M
...the numbers on the buttons you use to tune in Fox News have been worn off the
remote for your cable box have been completely worn away.
Eric M
...you publicly condemn the practice in some countries of firing guns into the
air to celebrate, but privately think it's kind of a kewl idea. Eric M
....you were outraged when Kitty Dukakis admitted to having a drinking problem,
but don't understand why folks aren't more forgiving of Rush for getting a rush
from pain pills. Eric M
...you are convinced that Fed. Chairman Alan Greenspan truly cares how the
changing economy and interest rates affect you, even if you aren't a major
player on Wall Street. Eric M
...you think corporate profits are more important than breathable air, potable
water, and a diverse ecosystem. Eric M
...you think anything bush says is the gospel and any criticism is the work of
the lying liberals.
...you won't watch the lerher report on pbs because it's not as
entertaining as fox news..
...just so long as your investment portfolio is doing well, it doesn't matter to
you that 3,000,000+ Americans have lost their jobs under Dubya's watch. (Many of
which will never return, as employers 'outsource' jobs to places like India,
China, and Russia where they can pay employees chicken feed as opposed to the
living wage Americans expect and
deserve.) Eric M
...when you see a homeless person, a panhandler, or a destitute 'bag lady' who
is pushing her shopping cart full of her meager belongings down the street, you
use your cell phone to call the police. Eric M
...If you Fart or Belch and say, That fer you Hilary
...Ann Coulter gives you a "woody".
...you buy the BS that shrub says about why our troops are being
killed in daily attacks is because they hate freedom... John
...you believe a billion a week in Iraq is making us safer even though high
school kids can still get box cutters onto airplanes
...you possess millions in unexplainable, unindictable, and now
untaxable cash
......you're proud that Mr. Bush has implemented the toughest
voluntary pollution emission standards to date!
...You tell everyone how much you believe in free enterprise based on
merit and talent and in "traditional American values" such as free speech, but
if you ever found out that one of your employees or job applicants supported
"controversial" (read: progressive, liberal, or even halfway intelligent)
causes--on his or her own time and off any employer's premises--you would do
all you could to punish that person by demoting, firing, or refusing to hire
her or him. -Scott Enk, senk@execpc.com
...you think that Sandra Day O'Connor is just too darned liberal!
...You refuse to use any product that has directions that say it
should be used 'liberally'. Eric Maietta
a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
..You've never read the constitution, but feel you know exactly what
it says. Eric Maietta
a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
...you're convinced that anyone who complains about the loss of
civil/constitutional rights must be a criminal. Eric Maietta
a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
...you blame all the economic problems the nation faces on F.D.R. and
the New Deal. Eric Maietta
a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
...you wonder what's so wrong about being 'All Hat, No Cattle'. Eric
Maietta a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
...you are an under-achieving drunk who is feeble enough to fail at
the oil business in Texas, but manages to insider-trade your way to a
profit, just in time to use the ill-gotten money to lobby the Texas
legislature to throw farmers off their land so you can have a place to
build a big new baseball stadium with taxpayers' money and money you
borrowed from your daddy, so you can make $20 million while claiming to be
self-made...all so you could steal an election and run the country like
your oil business.
......you think that the EU is a communist power.
ahlabonde@hotmail.com
......you believe that Sweden is a communist country.
...your I.Q goes up after you get a lobotomy.
...you'd rather hug a smokestack than hug a tree.
...You believe God is on your side.
...you're so anal retentive, you were born potty trained! Eric M
...you think George III got a raw deal.
...you believe it was the Iraqi's and not the Saudi's who attacked us
on 9/11 - Anonymous
...you think signing 152 death warrants is something Jesus would have
done - Anonymous
...you think it was okay to allow that plane load of Saudi's out of
the country just after 9/11 - anonymous
...you listed Harvard as your second choice after Bob Jones University
...you can't understand how anyone would ever want to visit Paris
...Dead set against socialism, but have no fear of the insanely bland,
cookie-cutter world being forced down your throat through corporate
ascendancy. (Walmart, Appleby's, AOL, and Fox News - what else would I
need)?
...the idea of Ahhnold as governor of California doesn't make you want
to projectile vomit! Eric M
...You say we live in a free country but suggest anyone who criticizes
Dubya should find another country to live in
...you consider Sean Hannity one of the great intellects of the 21st
century. - Anonymous
...you can reconcile the fact that Iraqi schools are being rebuilt
while our teachers are spending hundreds of dollars a year, from their own
pockets, on basic school supplies.
...you think Dick Cheney actually gives a damn about anyone else but
himself and his cronies.
...you consider members of NOW a bunch of uppity dykes but see Ann
Coulter as the next coming of Mother Theresa.
...you believe Rush Limbaugh when he characterizes the military
deserter as a great American while the guy who finished #1 in his class at
West Point is a "Metrosexual".
...you don't realize that Bob Jones University can be called ---- BJU
...if you think the media is "liberal."
...You're pro-life AND pro-death penalty - Nat- (aka Scepter )
...you got upset about the low payments families of 9/11 victims
received, many under $1 million dollars, but think $8,000.00 is plenty for
the survivors of vets who died in action in Dubya Storm.
...you believe there is anything patriotic about the PATRIOT act.
...you think that Tom Ridge is qualified to run the Dept. of 'Homeland
Security', despite his single digit I.Q.
...Having WiFi
installed in Iraqi post offices is a sound financial
investment - Anonymous
...you believe it was the Iraqis and not the Saudis who attacked us
on 9/11 - Anonymous
...It does lift your mood thinking of Uday and Qusay's bullet mangled
bodies
...you think signing 152 death warrants is something Jesus would have
done - Anonymous
...you think it was okay to allow that plane load of Saudi's out of
the country just after 9/11 - anonymous
...you listed Harvard as your second choice after Bob Jones University.
...you can't understand how anyone would ever want to visit Paris.
...You think Dubya fought in the revolutionary war.
...You don't see a connection between mental institutions' releasing
patients and the fact that Jesus Christ is petting the dog that told you
to kill everyone...
...you believe that "Americans should be able to keep more of the
money they earn." Well, except for teachers, librarians, and anyone who
works for the state or federal government for under $50,000 a year.
... people count their fingers after shaking hands with you. Rod Talley
...you claim to be a Patriot but can't identify any constitutional
amendments besides the first 2
...you think that the GOP was started by Thomas Jefferson....
...It's snowing in December; it must be Clinton's fault
...you think it's great all the "ragheads" you wanted to bomb after 911 are
liberated!
......you think you will go to hell if you vote Democrat because of
the abortion issue, but you are in no danger of hell fire for sending
young people over to die for a trumped up war. -- Sydney
....Between choosing to send your kids to school or to war, you
choose the latter.-Drew,Rochester NY
...If you think the proposed museum to mock Bill Clinton is a great
idea (talk about being in dire need of a life).
...you believe J.C. Watts left Congress to spend more time with his
family.
...if you believe Joe Scarborough left Congress to spend more time with his
family. -Lisa
...You think of Colin Powell as a "good" Negro I mean African-American
...you believe Condoleeza Rice has any input in National Security, if
so why do we need Tom Ridge?
...you believe bush was trying to fly back to D.C. on Sept. 11th
...you truly believe that the current GOP is the party of Lincoln
...you really believe that God can only see you as other people do,
and not thru you.
...you believe that Slavery ended?!
...you hear George W. Bush's voice and get an erection
...you hear Ann Coulter's voice and you get an erection
...you believe that Clarence Thomas and Ward Connerly are Black,
hahahahahahaha!!!!! SSG M. Anderson U.S. Army
...you only have sex with your wife when a republikkkan wins -SSG M.
Anderson U.S. Army
...you think Rita "Petunia Pig" Crosby from Faux is hot. -SSG M.
Anderson U.S. Army
...you avoided military service but refer to the military as "our"
soldiers. -SSG M. Anderson U.S. Army
...your name has Dubya in the middle and you choke on pretzels in
your home theater!!!!!
...You believe in affirmative action for the privileged, but if it's
for the poor or minorities, it's unfair
...You think Bush is the most eloquent president we've ever had
...You think Al Gore is a radical
...You think any protection of workers is the work of commies
...You think that a repeat of those handy WWII internment camps will take care
of all the terrorists (foreigners) before they even THINK of doing anything
...You whine about welfare mothers but count on major subsidies, tax breaks,
etc. for your own corporation and still refuse to pay any more than minimum wage
...You whine about the "liberal media" but have had no trouble getting your
screed published and are making major $$$
...you believe that Timothy
McVeigh could not possibly have bombed the federal building in Oklahoma City, he
was framed by some A-rabs. Devon
...you just don't understand why "The Simpsons" is so popular.
......your hands are silky smooth and you've never had a blister.
......you see no reason to shower more than once a week.
...you actually believe Jesus Christ would support capital gains
tax cuts.
...you only have sex with the lights off, and your socks on....and
then you pray for forgiveness.
...you thought it was a damn, dirty shame what happened to poor Bob Livingston.
...you can listen to Tom Delay for more than 2 minutes without
vomiting. Jim Walker
... you really believe the framers intended for you to own a
Mack-10.
...you'd prefer that a woman give birth to an ancephalic baby than
allow her to have an abortion (that means the baby HAS NO BRAIN, you idiot).
...you find the FOX News Channel to be "fair and balanced."
...You believe that Pat Robertson is a good, honest man even though he prayed
for the DEATH of three Supreme court judges...
...You think WWII started in 1941
...You desert your post in the armed services during a time of war
but still think sending other people off to be killed in a foreign land
is a pretty good idea.
...The federal government should stay out of states' rights -- unless
it can assist you in stealing an election.
...you honestly think that the fact that Dubya's lie about the
Saddam-Africa uranium link isn't that important since he only used '16 words' to
tell it. Eric M
a.absentmindedprof@verizon.net
"...God Bless America...first, and then Houston...Amen."
...If, like our president and his handlers, you choose policy
positions with your "gut," not your brain, let alone your heart. You can be sure
you're one of them if you then equate disagreement with traitorous disloyalty
and moral corruption.
...you think Thomas Jefferson was a commie for suggesting dissent
is the highest form of patriotism. -NJ
...you're proud that Mr. Bush has implemented the toughest
voluntary pollution emission standards to date!
...if you support invading countries that you have never even heard
of -Carlos
...you have no problem with the title of Bill Bennett's new book
"How to Win at Blackjack."
...you support GW's plan to funnel tax dollars to faith-based
charities while allowing them to discriminate in their hiring practices.
...you think that the republican mascot was modeled after you...
...You can't spell school, but you think that dems should quit
complaining bout the lack of Edjimification...
...you think that everyone that isn't a white christian straight male
with a hefty 401k is working for Osama Bin Laden
...Glue is your intellectual equal
...You believe that the presidency belongs to "whoever called it"
...you see no connection between the high approval rating and the mass
deployment of troops...
...you have a copy of the bible that says that Jesus was a white
American...
...you voted for Dubya because his nickname was easy to spell
...you think anyone who suggests our foreign policies for the last 50
years haven't always been consistent with our stated ideals, and have instead
put corporate profits ahead of democracy, justice, and human rights and such
actions have no affect on us and the rest of the world, and anyone who suggests
those things are just "blaming America first"
...If you believe there were Dixie Chicks CD burning events because
"people in this country are tired of hearing insults against our
commander-in-chief" (actual statement made by a family member), and wasn't
sponsored, promoted, and organized by Clear Channel radio stations, who's CEO
has been a George Bush crony going back to his oil company days in Texas nor had
anything to do with the billions of dollars to be made by corporate media in FCC
regulations legislation pending in Congress
...don't understand that waving the flag, supporting your leaders, and
questioning the patriotism of anyone who questions the government would have
made you a fine citizen of Iraq, Nazi Germany, and Soviet Russia too
...Live in the rural Midwest, where every farm and small town has been
decimated, and still vote republican cause people like Reagan, George W, Dick
Cheney, Tom Delay, and Dick Armey have your "real" concerns in mind
...You don't make the connection between Enron, Worldcom, the fact
that 12 guys with box cutters can hijack 4 airplanes, the energy crisis in
California, the sorry state of radio, the monopolization of media, the shocking
state of health care, and the rise of corporate control with 20 plus years or
Republican's deregulating everything in site.
...You physically and verbally attack a fellow citizen who fails to
stand at attention when Lee Greenwood's song "proud to be an American" is played
at a stock car race-true story
...You believe the doctrine of Pre-emptive war against a country that
may someday threaten us and our interests is a great idea, and also
believe that Japan was "treacherous" for attacking pearl harbor
...You watch Fox news and consider yourself informed, yet consider
yourself so much better off than people in the old Soviet Union were with Pravda
...You think Sean Penn, the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen and all those
"hollyweird liberals" should just shut the hell up, but Charlton Heston, Ted
Nugent, the "arnold" et cet et cet can say what they want
...you defend the very rich while you live in a trailer. - Sierra
...you're against abortion rights AND welfare for those children born
to those unable to support them.
...you claim that people on the left wing are communists,but you are
all for keeping the rich rich and the poor poor...
...you would spend $2,000 to eat a hot dog at a fundraiser.
...if you believe that "W" was protecting Nebraska on 9/11 or that he
wanted to go where the action was. (Remember his Viet Nam heroics...)
...if your only source of information is "Faux News".
...while other children were playing with Lincoln Logs, board games,
and tag, you were helping Daddy pick out which families to evict this
week.
...the one thing that stands between you and poverty is your trust
fund. Eric M
...you're over 30 years old and still have to get your mother's
approval before you can date someone. Eric M
...Your favorite erotic literature is the quarterly treasury interest
quotes on long-term t-bills. Eric M
...you don't support sex outside of marriage since you're married, and
you still can't get any. Eric M
...You declare that any ordinary American can make it to top
completely on their own, and use Bill Gates and W. Bush as examples.
blissbunch@aol.com
.....you would rather have sex with Sandra Day O'Connor than Sandra
Bullock!! minekomp@cox.net
...you would rather see a nude photo of Sandra Day O'connor than
Sandra Bullock Keith..minekomp@cox.net
...If hearing Bill Clinton's name raised during every debate over
Bush's policies (foreign or domestic) doesn't get monotonous. Somehow, "well
Clinton did..." seems like the perfect counterpoint to anything a liberal says.
Josh D.
...you believe God Guns and Guts is either moral, logical or literate.
-anonymous
......you use Jesus and guns in the same sentence.
...your solution for everything are tax cuts - aaron
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