Wednesday edition - April 5, 2006
Video claims to show pilot being dragged
Rep. Harris taps ex-DeLay aide for new campaign team
Homeland Security Official Arrested
Why doesn't Bush put that flight suit on and defend his country? His poll numbers would shoot right up.
The only Bush I trust is in my front yard. -- Grant Gerver
US deaths in Iraq Cleveland Plain Dealer
RI Marine dies in Iraq flood accident Boston Globe
Kidnap victims freed in northern Iraq San Jose Mercury News
Saddam cross-examined in court for first time International Herald Tribune
Saddam Says Shiites Were Involved in Plot AP
Kurdistan: Urged to Form United Government in North Iraq UNPO, Netherlands
Report: Iraq PM Rejects Call to Step Aside Washington Post
Rice Dismisses Talk of U.S. Bases in Iraq AP
Many Wisconsin voters demand Iraq troop pullout Reuters
Iraq Funding Bill Add-Ons Draw Fire AP
Ode to the Bugman
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Tom's speech was jam-packed with some gems.
His withdrawal he blamed on the Dems.
It seems Streisand and Moore
Forced him out the House door.
Has the Bugman been sniffing his chems?
Another DeLay limerick is here:
If you think Andy Card was the problem, there aren't enough air holes in your bubble. For months, people have been telling the president someone has to go. And that someone...is Andy Card? Yeah, let's hold onto the torture guy, the no-armor guy, the Katrina guy, the guy who exposes CIA agents, and the guy who shoots old men in the face.--Bill Maher
"This week senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money as to be in a clear plastic bag" --Jay Leno
Severe storms kill 28 in South, Midwest KHON2, HI
Hurricane prediction: Busy, again
One really good thing about global warming: it's absolutely terrific for the levee industry. Grant Gerver
Treasury Secretary Is Said to Be Thinking of Quitting New York Times
Florida Gov. Bush Calls Tone of Immigration Debate 'Hurtful' Los Angeles Times
GOP hopes DeLay exit helps election prospects Fort Wayne Journal Gazette
Known for her disdain of all things liberal, political
commentator Ann Coulter's visit to the University of Florida tonight already has
some students cringing.
"I'm not opposed to listening to Republicans, it's just that she disgusts me," said Stephanie Sims, president of UF's College Democrats.
Lunatics In Charge At Homeland Security!
McCain booed by labor activists on immigration, Iraq KVOA.com, AZ
The American People: MUGGED, BUGGED, & FUGGED. -- Grant Gerver
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Oil Prices Fall Below $66 a Barrel Sun-Sentinel.com, FL
Lockheed suit: Orlando unit's secrets stolen Orlando Sentinel
National Enquirer returning to Boca Miami Herald, FL
"President Bush spoke about the immigration problem. Given how out of hand immigration is, there were 800 more people on Air Force One coming back than on the way there." --Jay Leno
Subject: Cynthia McKinney
Do you think she hit a Capitol policeman?
We would know if the police would release the video. What's the delay? (no pun intended)
CBS cameraman is acquitted by Iraqi court Penn Live, PA
Guantanamo Judge Delays Suspect's Tribunal 3 Months Los Angeles Times
US 'used Djibouti' in rendition BBC News
(VIDEO) The Daily Show: Citizen McCain
The Christian right are now officially the party of paranoia. Secularists are attacking Christmas! Gays are attacking marriage! Liberals are attacking values! White girls are being abducted at an alarming rate! You know, if you're going to be that paranoid all the time, just get high.-- Bill Maher
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The Kamchatka brown bear yawns in his cage after awakening from the winter hibernation at the Moscow's Zoo. As Potapovich woke Monday from his hibernation it means without fail that the especially harsh Russian winter of 2005-06 can be declared over. (Photo by Alexander Nemenov)