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Thursday edition - September 27, 2006
When is this "winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqis" Bush talks about so much gonna happen?
"After three long years, our efforts in Iraq have been successful in fostering a new generation of people who hate us." --Jon Stewart
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Anthrax Investigation: Another Mission Unaccomplished
A New Jersey congressman
said Wednesday it should have taken the FBI days, not years, to determine the
anthrax used in 2001 that killed five people was much less sophisticated than
believed...The
FBI has conducted 9,100 interviews and issued 6,000 subpoenas.
Senator George Allen on Monday denied using racist language in college, just a month after he denied calling an Indo-American a monkey. And now he says he recently found out he's half-Jewish. The Jewish Defense League just issued a statement saying don't help us. -- Argus Hamilton, comedian
Disturbing News
Another Mission Rejected
Former U.S.
Attorney General John Ashcroft could be called to testify in a lawsuit that
claims a student was wrongly imprisoned in a computer terrorism case, a federal
judge ruled Wednesday.
Senator George Allen was accused Tuesday of using racist language in college by classmates at Virginia. They said he freely and frequently used the n-word. It was a time when all ambitious young Republicans tried to sound like President Nixon. -- Argus Hamilton, comedian
Republican Shenanigans
THE TOP TEN ACTIVITIES OF ‘JESUS CAMP’
hi, Lisa,
Hahahaha. And Thanks Kathy! Yes, I made it home safely.
"Nothing will motivate conservative evangelical Christians to vote Republican in the 2008 presidential election more than a Democratic nominee named Hillary Rodham Clinton - not even a run by the devil himself ... I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate. She has $300 million so far. But I hope she's the candidate. Because nothing will energize my [constituency] like Hillary Clinton. If Lucifer ran, he wouldn't." --Rev. Jerry Falwell, at the Values Voter Summit
Rock-The-Voter News
The good
news is that the price of oil has dropped to below $60 a barrel. Economists have
now downgraded the oil companies profits from obscene to just merely indecent.--
Jay Leno Biz/Tech News
"Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints. They beat the Atlanta Falcons. It was the Saints first time to the Superdome since Hurricane Katrina, which is pretty impressive considering FEMA still hasn't made it to the Superdome." --Jay Leno
www.rangeragainstwar.blogspot.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
“There's a report right now, out of France, that Osama bin Laden is either dead or dying -- of dysentery caused by E. coli. … We tried tanks and bombs and guns, but all it took was spinach.” -- Conan O'Brien
Go-F***-Yourself News
Odd News
Victo, a 10-year-old male Proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus), pauses during an afternoon token feeding session at the Singapore Zoo September 4, 2006. Photo/Tim Chong Peace.
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