Wednesday edition - May 2, 2007




Iraq Funding Bill Vetoed by Bush
Voice of America - 5-2-07
President Bush has vetoed more than $124 billion worth of funding for wars in Afghanistan and Iraq because the measure includes a ...


Iran Offers Iraq $1B For Reconstruction
CBS News, NY -5-2-07
Zalmay Khalilzad, the former US ambassador to Iraq, has acknowledged that US and Iraqi officials talked to representatives of insurgent groups hoping to draw more Sunni groups away from al Qaeda.

2176 Secret Warrants Issued in 2006
San Francisco Chronicle, CA - 5-1-07

A secret court approved all but one of the government's requests last year to search or eavesdrop on suspected terrorists...


A straight jacket seems more appropriate than impeachment at this point.



"The Georgetown branch of the Washington, D.C., public library caught on fire today. The White House said at no time was President Bush in any danger." --Jay Leno




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do you see things that aren't there? Such as a link between 9/11 and Iraq? Do you - do you feel things that you shouldn't be feeling, like a sense of accomplishment? Do you have trouble organizing words into a coherent sentence? Do you hear voices that aren't really there? Like, oh, I don't know, your imaginary friend, Jesus? Telling you to start a war in the Middle East. - Bill Maher


Surge Update


Mortar rounds crashed into the U.S.-controlled Green Zone on Tuesday - the second such barrage in a 12-hour span - and gunmen ambushed Shiite travelers as part of attacks that killed at least 44 people nationwide.

One of the mortars hit within 100 yards of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki's office, an Iraqi official said.




Disturbing News


Another One Bites The Dust


An Interior Department official who was recently rebuked for altering scientific conclusions to reduce protections for endangered species and providing internal documents to lobbyists resigned Monday, officials said.

Julie A. MacDonald, a deputy assistant secretary who oversaw the Fish and Wildlife Service's endangered species program, also faced conflict-of-interest questions in a report issued by the Interior Department's inspector general in March.






"Former CIA director George Tenet has written a tell-all book. President Bush has not read the book yet. Well, boy, there's a surprise." --David Letterman


Republican Shenanigans


Giuliani/Kerik '08 - Grant Gerver,




By Don Davis




"The Republicans have their big debate this week at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California. ... Republicans want to see how they stack up against George W. Bush. It's like a very special edition of 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?'" --Jay Leno





Bush’s Iraq Strategy: Here … Catch!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Kick the can down the road—that’s the plan:
Stick the war mess on some other man.
Wreak much havoc abroad
And at home. Oh my Gawd!
Then say, “Catch! Fix Iraq and Iran.”


Rock-The-Voter News



"Did you hear about the big sex scandal in Washington, D.C.? ... The politicians apparently visiting prostitutes. Actually, one girl was paid with a new dam in her home state." --David Letterman







Biz-Tech News


"The Democrats pulled another one of their slick moves last week. Thursday night they held their first presidential debate, and they did it on MSNBC. That way if someone put their foot in their mouth, no one would see it." --Stephen Colbert



"I have told people that 20 to 30 years ago I made some mistakes. But I have learned from those mistakes. What Americans want to hear is: Will the next president be someone who has matured to the point where he has learned from mistakes and will bring dignity to the office to which he is elected? That was my solemn pledge in Texas when I first took office. I have fulfilled that to the satisfaction of Texas voters. And that is my solemn pledge to America. I'm a uniter, not a divider." - George W. Bush, May 1999



Bush-Prison-Torture News




George Bush is the crazy person we need to keep an eye on. He needs to stop taking money from the pharmaceutical lobby and start accepting samples. - Bill Maher

Go-F***-Yourself News




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An image of Jupiter's moon Io as seen by the New Horizons spacecraft. A plume can be seen at the top of the planet. On Jupiter's volcanic moon Io, revealing an  umbrella-shaped plume rising 200 miles into space from the volcano Tvashtar. "It's really exciting that it performed for us," said John Spencer of the Southwest Research Institute in Boulder, Colorado. Photo/NASA/JHUAPL